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#1
ok well a few months back i was falling behind on coursework and everything was going pretty badly in college and stuff. i needed an excuse to get the teachers to help me out with deadlines sooo i needed to think of a good enough lie to say to my teachers so they would give me more time for coursework. soooooooo i told them my mum had died of cancer (i know i know its a horrible thing to say but ive had sooo much issues with my mum that i didnt really care, thats a whole different other story tho)

anyway i managed to get enough time to do coursework.

but anyway now i think i have cancer. im freaked. my friends laugh because they think im paranoid but im 80%sure i do, neway i wont go into detail.

im just wondering if any of you have had karma bite you on the ass?
#3
What makes you think you have cancer? Have you even seen a doctor yet?
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#4
OP: Are you a qualified doctor, having studied medicine, biology and diagnostics? No? Then who are you to tell?
I'm a communist. Really.
#5
First go to the doctor and get a medical and PROFESSIONAL diagnoses.

And no I do not believe in Karma as such, I believe in cause and effect / Action and Reaction. You do silly things and get yourself deep in ****, soon the **** is gonna be running down your mouth and into your ears until you explode....if you know what I mean.
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#6
If you so sure, why havn't you got yourself checked?

And this has nothing to do with karma.
#8
damn i really didnt want this thread to turn out all serious with cancer talk. thats the last thing want to talk about.
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damn i really didnt want this thread to turn out all serious with cancer talk. thats the last thing want to talk about.


Lets talk about why you decided too tell people your Mum was dead then.
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#10
Mom died?

Are you mildily or competely retarded?
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#11
Hey maybe God struck you down with cancer for using your mom as an excuse and wishing she had cancer?
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What's the big deal with Gibsons, anyway?
I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
any other guitar.

^UG's King Of Fail.
#12
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Hey maybe God struck you down with cancer for using your mom as an excuse and wishing she had cancer?



Yes that would be Karma.
#13
Seriously. Wanker. How could you kill off your mum?

What makes you think you have it? Paranoia?
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#14
if you do have cancer, something that you are nto sure of, you should go to the doctors as soon as it is humanly possible

cancer grows my friend, and spreads, but if TREATED EARLY IT CAN BE CURED

so get off the pit and go to a hospital =P
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Yes that would be Karma.


I was being sarcastic, and I don't believe Karma has anything to do with a deity technically speaking, though I could be wrong.
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What's the big deal with Gibsons, anyway?
I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
any other guitar.

^UG's King Of Fail.
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damn i really didnt want this thread to turn out all serious with cancer talk. thats the last thing want to talk about.



well what do you want to talk about, toasted cheese?
#17
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Lets talk about why you decided too tell people your Mum was dead then.


well it sounds childish but it came to the point where i didnt care. she screwed me over soo many times. damn bitch used to try and get me and my bros beaten up by her scumbag boyfreind. my bros are only young.. she had proper issues. she kicked me out and tried to turn people against me. i got the police involved but she just used to turn on teh waterworks and tried to get me arrested. she told people i beat her, even tho i would never lay a hand on my mother. she tried to kill herself and say it was my fault just because i stood up to her at the age of 15. thats just a lil bit of what shes like. pffhhtt bitch kicked me out on the night before my GCSEs.

soo i didnt feel bad about saying she had cancer
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I was being sarcastic, and I don't believe Karma has anything to do with a deity technically speaking, though I could be wrong.



In the Hindu religion (where the word "karma" comes from) it does. Not christianity, though. I dont think at least.
#19
You would never touch her. Just kill her hypothetically.


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#20
mmmmmm well that semi-justifies it in my book (though it won't in many others), but still, why do you think YOU have cancer? I mean, I understand that you DO think you have cancer, but WHY? Are their any symptoms to cancer anyways? (Sorry, too late to search wikipedia I'm tired )
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What's the big deal with Gibsons, anyway?
I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
any other guitar.

^UG's King Of Fail.
#21
Karma will slap you into the ground, but seeing as it's supposed to be a form of justice, it will probably affect your grades.

And go to a doctor ffs!!!

Btw, is there such a thing as pre-emptive Karma? Cause I've had some **** happen to me recently and I can't figure out why (Karmatically or otherwise)
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Karma will slap you into the ground, but seeing as it's supposed to be a form of justice, it will probably affect your grades.

And go to a doctor ffs!!!

Btw, is there such a thing as pre-emptive Karma? Cause I've had some **** happen to me recently and I can't figure out why (Karmatically or otherwise)



Nah that just happened to you 'cause you're not liked.
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well it sounds childish but it came to the point where i didnt care. she screwed me over soo many times. damn bitch used to try and get me and my bros beaten up by her scumbag boyfreind. my bros are only young.. she had proper issues. she kicked me out and tried to turn people against me. i got the police involved but she just used to turn on teh waterworks and tried to get me arrested. she told people i beat her, even tho i would never lay a hand on my mother. she tried to kill herself and say it was my fault just because i stood up to her at the age of 15. thats just a lil bit of what shes like. pffhhtt bitch kicked me out on the night before my GCSEs.

soo i didnt feel bad about saying she had cancer


If what you're saying is true, you should have told the school and I'm sure they would have gave you more time for coursework. Thats not the point though that ships sailed.

I'm having to go back to cancer though, seriously dude, see a doctor. Please, if you get it treated early it can be cured as extreme_00 has already said.
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#24
ye i know i should see a doctor but i always have that thing in the back of my head thats telling me that ive probably had it for a while soo if i find out i cant get it cured, that would be the worst thing to be told ever. i went to apply to a doctor a few weeks ago because i wasnt registered at any, they havnt got back to me yet, and i totally forgot about it for a while but now im worrying again lol. yes yes i know what to do. hmmmm im going to have to do something about it tommorow
#25
Ok...I am going to say it and....people will hold it against me if it comes out that you DO have Cancer but..


You are Paranoid. You do not have Cancer. What you are experiencing is intense GUILT brought on by your deviant actions and methods.
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What's the big deal with Gibsons, anyway?
I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
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#26
What kind of Cancer have you suspicions of having?
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#27
I love the way everyone resorts to Wikipedia for all the stuff they need to know, let it be cancer symptoms to finding out what "fellatio" means:

Wikipedia, the fountain of all public knowledge
#28
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And no I do not believe in Karma as such, I believe in cause and effect / Action and Reaction.

Yeah I watched The Matrix too buddy.


( Now, aside from me being an asshole, I do have pretty much the same belief system as you )
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#29
If you think you have cancer then go get it checked out. But that was a pretty sick lie you told. Seriously, I'd rather run the risk of screwing up my coursework than having to deal with the guilt from a lie like that.
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Ok...I am going to say it and....people will hold it against me if it comes out that you DO have Cancer but..


You are Paranoid. You do not have Cancer. What you are experiencing is intense GUILT brought on by your deviant actions and methods.



please tell me that guilt causes a painless lump to grow around my rib cage on my chest . if soo then i wont have to worry about cancer. just plain on guilt
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please tell me that guilt causes a painless lump to grow around my rib cage on my chest . if soo then i wont have to worry about cancer. just plain on guilt



This will sound stupid but in theory it could. The whole positive reinforcement argument.

Some guy used it to lactate and successfully grew 2 working breasts.
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#32
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Yeah I watched The Matrix too buddy.


( Now, aside from me being an asshole, I do have pretty much the same belief system as you )

If you think Cause and Effect and Action/Reaction pairs originated from The Matrix movies, then you sir are retarded.


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Quote by madbasslover
What's the big deal with Gibsons, anyway?
I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
any other guitar.

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Quote by somethingfunni
ok well a few months back i was falling behind on coursework and everything was going pretty badly in college and stuff. i needed an excuse to get the teachers to help me out with deadlines sooo i needed to think of a good enough lie to say to my teachers so they would give me more time for coursework. soooooooo i told them my mum had died of cancer (i know i know its a horrible thing to say but ive had sooo much issues with my mum that i didnt really care, thats a whole different other story tho)

anyway i managed to get enough time to do coursework.

but anyway now i think i have cancer. im freaked. my friends laugh because they think im paranoid but im 80%sure i do, neway i wont go into detail.

im just wondering if any of you have had karma bite you on the ass?

You DON'T have cancer.

I think if you hadn't come up with the (frankly cowardly) excuse that your mom died of cancer, you wouldn't think you have cancer now.

Also, if you do have cancer, Karma didn't bite you in the ass. It hit you squarely in the face, and you deserve it for saying your mother died of cancer when:
1. Shes not dead.
2. She doesn't have cancer.
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If you think Cause and Effect and Action/Reaction pairs originated from The Matrix movies, then you sir are retarded.

It was a joke. If you'd actually had the brains to read further down my post, you'd notice I agree with your beliefs.

Someone needs glasses methinks.
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#35
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This will sound stupid but in theory it could. The whole positive reinforcement argument.

Some guy used it to lactate and successfully grew 2 working breasts.


lol haaa. nah ive researched quite a bit and it has nothing to do with breasts or breast cancer or anything to do with breasts (thankfully). its like swelling thats coming through my ribs on the right side of my chest. it hurts sometimes but not when i presss down on it.
#36
Huffy is having a Hissy


haha
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lol haaa. nah ive researched quite a bit and it has nothing to do with breasts or breast cancer or anything to do with breasts (thankfully). its like swelling thats coming through my ribs on the right side of my chest. it hurts sometimes but not when i presss down on it.



I used that example to reinforce the idea of positive reinforcement. Lactation is when milk comes out. A MAN convinced himself he could do it mentally, and his body followed.

My point is that if you feel bad about it your mind could convince you you have it, and your body is making the symptoms of it. Don't worry though it won't actually give you it. Check it out with a GP anyway though.
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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

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#38
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']It was a joke. If you'd actually had the brains to read further down my post, you'd notice I agree with your beliefs.

Someone needs glasses methinks.

I did read further down and found your thought process in posting that useless message a joke entirely.

Anyway, back to topic.

Indeed, GP ASAP
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What's the big deal with Gibsons, anyway?
I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
any other guitar.

^UG's King Of Fail.
#39
ok yes i know it was a stupid thing to lie about and i do regret it but it was a mistake.

and yes i know i should see a GP but i was wondering something

i have read up on aneamia. and i have all the symptoms of it. im always tired, weak and feel like crap. i cant sleep. sometimes have trouble eating, errrm i get headahces nearly all the time and somtimes feel slightly dizzy . and i was wondering if aneamia could cause a lump coming from my chest?

and another thing that makes me think this is....................my mums a terrible aneamic. she has it really bad. and it kinda runs in her side of the family.

weirdly enough, its only started to kick in much worse since i told the lie.

then again i could just be going ****ing mental
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