#1
this sounds fishy to me but my "friend" says hes in a band but heres my msn convo with him
Mr.Twobbles says:
dude i have a band
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
i don have to pay 4000 bucks to go to coutr
Mr.Twobbles says:
stfu
Mr.Twobbles says:
i have a band
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
HA
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
who
Mr.Twobbles says:
me chad and buncha other guys
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
who
Mr.Twobbles says:
none of your buissness
Mr.Twobbles says:
guys from cadets
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
oh opff
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
so you have two drumers
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
haha
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
what do you play
Mr.Twobbles says:
synth
Mr.Twobbles says:
and drums
Mr.Twobbles says:
depends
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
whos in your band
Mr.Twobbles says:
chad and another guy
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
what does chad play
Mr.Twobbles says:
synth and drums
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
whos your singa
Mr.Twobbles says:
dont have one
Mr.Twobbles says:
were not that kinda band
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
do you have a guitarist
Mr.Twobbles says:
yes
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
who
Mr.Twobbles says:
guys from cadets
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
have you had a practise yet
Mr.Twobbles says:
theres 2 chicks
Mr.Twobbles says:
yes
Mr.Twobbles says:
we made a song
Mr.Twobbles says:
ill let u listen tomorro
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
did you uplaod it
Mr.Twobbles says:
yup
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
send it
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
whats ur bands name
Mr.Twobbles says:
still thinking about it
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ooohh
Mr.Twobbles says:
but!
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
but
Mr.Twobbles says:
we have a record company willing to take us
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
oh ya
Mr.Twobbles says:
showed song to them
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
how long have you guys been together
Mr.Twobbles says:
3 months
Mr.Twobbles says:
just started playing though
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
have you played a show
Mr.Twobbles says:
.....
Mr.Twobbles says:
dude
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
what
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
?
Mr.Twobbles says:
honestly
Mr.Twobbles says:
were not like that
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
k i no your lieing
Mr.Twobbles says:
nope
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
here are my reasons
Mr.Twobbles says:
?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
you have no name but you almost have a record deal, you almost have a record deal, you havent played a show but you almost have a record deal, you only have one song, but you almost have a record deal you gotsa have a name to have a record deal, you guys arent going to play showes but yet you still almost have a record deal
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Mr.Twobbles says:
we dont have a record deal
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
you almost have one
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
Mr.Twobbles says:
we have a record company willing to take us

Mr.Twobbles says:
yea
Mr.Twobbles says:
when we go more stuff
Mr.Twobbles says:
like songs
Mr.Twobbles says:
and a name
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
what company
Mr.Twobbles says:
why are you questiong for me?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
cuz i wanna know
Mr.Twobbles says:
well to damn bad
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
cuz your lieing
Mr.Twobbles says:
once u listen to song tomorro ull no i am not
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
who got you the almost record deal even tho you only have one song and no name and two unknown members oh ya and i just rememberd you only just started playin together but you have a company willing to take you
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
hmm
Mr.Twobbles says:
no! thats wrong you are mistunderstood
Mr.Twobbles says:
we will have up to 10 members at a time
Mr.Twobbles says:
and
Mr.Twobbles says:
no we dont almost have a deal
Mr.Twobbles says:
we have some one that will take us in future
Mr.Twobbles says:
because
Mr.Twobbles says:
hes dad of one members friend
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
oh pff
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
just send me the song
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
and ill stop denieing yuou
Mr.Twobbles says:
cus youll try and take it
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
no you play diff music than we do
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
and your showin me tm
Mr.Twobbles says:
this one song is techno
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ya we dont play techno
Mr.Twobbles says:
we play lots-o-stuff
Mr.Twobbles says:
metal
Mr.Twobbles says:
rock
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ya but this song is techno
Mr.Twobbles says:
hard rock
Mr.Twobbles says:
so
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
we dont play techno
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
we dont want to
Mr.Twobbles says:
its our first recoreded song but not our first
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
just send me the song
Mr.Twobbles says:
no screw you
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
i no your lieing
Mr.Twobbles says:
then odvously you dont no anything
Mr.Twobbles says:
know*
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
kyle read the whol convorsation over and look at it from my point of view
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
and yuoll see why i dont believe
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
you
Mr.Twobbles says:
why when i know i am honestly write?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
because look at why i dont believe you
Mr.Twobbles says:
yah you never belive me cus you think you always have to be write
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
no thats not why i dont believe you
Mr.Twobbles says:
you just dont want to believe it
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
thats not treu
Mr.Twobbles says:
lol yes it is
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
just show me the song tmorrow and ill belive you
Mr.Twobbles says:
ok
Mr.Twobbles says:
done
Mr.Twobbles says:
simple
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
it would be easier if you showed me now
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Mr.Twobbles says:
were not putting it in hands of anyone else except me
Mr.Twobbles says:
btw its not a song its like 1 44 demo
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
a demo is a song
Mr.Twobbles says:
c the song ima currently listening to?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ya
Mr.Twobbles says:
thats it
Mr.Twobbles says:
lol you got justis to ask me lol
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ya
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
cuz i no he would find it equally funny
Mr.Twobbles says:
nice having rich friends though
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
mmm i bet it is
Mr.Twobbles says:
i was talking about scott
Mr.Twobbles says:
jk
Mr.Twobbles says:
i will tell you one thing though
Mr.Twobbles says:
it only has 2 differnt drum beats
Mr.Twobbles says:
cus its techno
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
pff
Mr.Twobbles says:
?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
are you gunna make a myspace
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
?
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
pff
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
but you wanna be famaous
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Mr.Twobbles says:
its just to pass time'
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
oh but you have a record deal
Mr.Twobbles says:
no way that ima spend my life on music
Mr.Twobbles says:
NO
Mr.Twobbles says:
WE DONT
Mr.Twobbles says:
****
Mr.Twobbles says:
its open once we get more stuff*
Mr.Twobbles says:
but not now to early
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
but then why do you weant a record deal
Mr.Twobbles says:
why not?
Mr.Twobbles says:
for fun?
Mr.Twobbles says:
****s and giggles?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
no if your in a band for fun you dont get a rcord deal
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
you have to play shows and tour and that has to be what you want yuor life to bw
Mr.Twobbles says:
no really it doesnt
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ya kyle having a record deal isnt just fun you have to make cds
Mr.Twobbles says:
.....
Mr.Twobbles says:
theres lots of bands that make cds for fun
Mr.Twobbles says:
and a buck or two
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
but but they dont get record deals
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
rising 4 is making a cd with no record deal
Mr.Twobbles says:
brett
Mr.Twobbles says:
why do you think yo no so much?
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
what do you mean
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
i no that because im friends with their drummer
Mr.Twobbles says:
who the hell is rising 4
Mr.Twobbles says:
oh those peeps
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
yua'
Mr.Twobbles says:
and there just huge are they?
Mr.Twobbles says:
no
Brett real crappy bus driver says:
ya the whole school nose bout them


srry lots of reading but its just the start you need to read but sound fishy to you guys?
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#2
Someone who read all that gimme a summary >_>
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wtf? why didnt you punch one of them in the face or something? they're not girls, they are fat chavs, they are their own gender
#6
wow i read alot of it thinking it was going to be over soon...til i scrolled down for about 5 minutes until i found the end..and said screw it
#7
Wow. Pointless.


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#8
Okay no. 1 that is too damn long. I am infamous for reading entire walls of text but this was an unmovable column. I'll admit that I made it 3/4 of the way there but scrolled down to see what was in store for me and decided to give up. If you can, take out all of the "--- says" and just indent or something.
And duh he's lying. It's hilarious how he tries to lie though. I have a friend like that as well.

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#9
You totally proved him wrong. Sad actually.
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#10
dude, you should just hit that kid in the face for being such a douche.


and then later he'll be all like "ha see i totally fooled you dumb ass"

oh jesus it pisses me off when kids do that..
#11
so...basically...your friend got hit over the head with a very hard object, possibly a frozen piece of meat...and he now suffers from short term memory lose...otherwise, i've never seen someone contradict themselves so many times in a such a short period...id say he's lying...or high
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#12
you need line breaks to distance your post and his...
but anyways i call bovine excrement!
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#13
lawls i read the whole enitre thing and its funny that guy just sounds like hes trying to hype himself no big deal over it, if anything one of his friends just said......wanna come over and see me play drums or something and then your friend just over thinks it all
#14
well he seems like an idiot and you seem like a dick so, yeah .... good luck with that
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#15
Read the whole thing and honestly, what the ****?

Who cares? You can't wait a day to listen to his song? So what if he's lying? And why is it a big deal?
#16
It's pretty much a mess of offensive grammar, spelling errors, and two kids arguing over whose band has a record deal.

In the end, I think the kid is lying; but since when does anyone need to care?
#17
that kid is an idiot...
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