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A 30 year old Costa Rican man flies from Fiumicino Airport to Rome with a Black Squier Strat and 10 Thermos'. Custom officials notice a white substance leaking from his luggage. Surely enough this Druguitar is worth €2,500,000 (US $3,598,002).


#3
haha, straight out of ****in cheech and chong man...
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#4


I wonder how its sustain is!
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#5
its...the CRACKOCASTER
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#6
not very good with that corner knocked off! lol
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I think we can all really agree that nothing is more metal than playing a Telecaster....On fire.

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The rest of the album is brilliant but that one song just really gets right on my tits for some reason
#9
that's pretty fukken metal \m/

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#10
this isn't really good news. now all guitars are going to be checked albeit carelessly by customs officials. Not good for your finish...
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#11
hahahha i would just to say i had a hollowbody squier WITH COCAINE.....lol
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Quote by spl3001
I think we can all really agree that nothing is more metal than playing a Telecaster....On fire.

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The rest of the album is brilliant but that one song just really gets right on my tits for some reason
#12
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its...the CRACKOCASTER

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#13
wtf man, i hate you TS.
i was expecting some blasphemous report on some rare squier or something that
would amaze me....not some crackcaster.
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wtf man, i hate you TS.
i was expecting some blasphemous report on some rare squier or something that
would amaze me....not some crackcaster.


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#21
That's old.
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#23
Pretty old.I think it was posted in The Pit first.
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