#1
I was so scared I wet my pants.

It was pretty lean and muscular, you would have too trust me

I would tell you the rest of the story bet you would probably wet your pants as well and we wouldnt want that now would we.
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#2
My friend stepped on a red-bellied black snake. Seeing a snake isn't that amazing unless you live where they aren't normal.

My uncle killed a brown snake with a pitch fork.
#3
But this snake was monstrous with evil fangs and synyster muscles that said a quote by Dwight D. Eisenhower on each muscle. This is a snake by the likes of which you have never seen or want to see
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#4
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But this snake was monstrous with evil fangs and synyster muscles that said a quote by Dwight D. Eisenhower on each muscle. This is a snake by the likes of which you have never seen or want to see

Man I have a snake just like that. Its a huge muscle but it doesnt have fangs. .

All the girls like seeing it though.
#6
It was a snake dip****, I can tell a snake from a boner
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#8
First of all, my boner would be much larger than even this monstrous snake that i saw and second of all this snake was a deep shade of Burgundy!!!

Usually in this situation of penis humour I would laugh, but this snake was no joke buddy!
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#9
oh and im gonna expect it to be real because it had Dwight D. Eisenhower quotes on tatooed on each muscle? and huge muscles?

give me a fuckin break retard.
#11
You're all fools!
It was the Government dammit, the GOVERNMENT!

But seriously, wow, a snake? A burgundy snake? I smell something distinct in the air
#12
You think I expect you to believe me? You actually think I believe and am trying to convince people I saw a snake with huge muscles Dwight D Eisenhower tatoos and was a deep shade of Burgundy? Whos the ****in retard buddy?

Jeez and I thought you people would take this in light heart. God you guys are idiots.
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#13
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Alright alright. I will be serious now.
Did the snake say anything, or try to take your wallet?
It must have grown up in the streets to have some mean ass tattoos on it. Maybe you should call the cops and tell them theres a big wild snake on the loose.

#17
Id post a picture of it but I forgot how to post pictures.
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You sir, are a true hero.


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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#18
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You think I expect you to believe me? You actually think I believe and am trying to convince people I saw a snake with huge muscles Dwight D Eisenhower tatoos and was a deep shade of Burgundy? Whos the ****in retard buddy?

Jeez and I thought you people would take this in light heart. God you guys are idiots.



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#19
you r teh = Shut up
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#21
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My friend stepped on a red-bellied black snake. Seeing a snake isn't that amazing unless you live where they aren't normal.

My uncle killed a brown snake with a pitch fork.


They're used to be a lot of redbellies around my grandparents property and they always had a whacking stick or a length of wire behind the kitchen door. According to Family legend my Nan, who was about 4'6" at most, encountered her first snake just after they moved their in the 50's. Being the practical lady she was, Nan grabbed a shovel and cut the snake in half. Because she was from the city she wasn't expecting it to keep moving, and she stood over the dying snake cutting more and more bits off it until it was finally still.

I also know that my grandpa shot a snake in the loungeroom with a 12 gauge, although, this was during renovations so the room wasn't carpeted or furnished yet. It still didn't impress my Nan having live ammo discharged in the house.

Man we sound like a redneck family.
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#23
this really sounds like a bad pornstory
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#25
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I give this thread an F,


for fail.


no no no its " i give this thread a PH

for PHAIL"
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#26
there was as snake in m room a few weeks back. it rolled on the bugpaper and got trapped. i then put it on my neighbors front porch
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#27
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there was as snake in m room a few weeks back. it rolled on the bugpaper and got trapped. i then put it on my neighbors front porch


I didn't even have to look at your location did I?
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#28
Its only failing because this thread is being taken seriously
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.


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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#29
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I was so scared I wet my pants.

It was pretty lean and muscular, you would have too trust me

I would tell you the rest of the story bet you would probably wet your pants as well and we wouldnt want that now would we.


You aren't first emo kid in the zoo.

So don't make it big.
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
#30
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So don't make it big.

my snake is big
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#31
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my snake is big


Yea, but your **** isn't.
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
#32
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Yea, but your **** isn't.

no, it's an entity in its own respect and larger than time itself
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#35
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I give this thread an F,


for fail.

I agree.

Why is it such a big deal? I didn't think seeing a snake would be such a rare thing, though that may be because I've seen a good few in my days. Hell, I was living with one just the past week.
#36
Wow you losers just screwed up an entire thread of good snake humor!

What has the world come to??

And im not emo. In fact I particularly like to plays tricks on them every once and a while.
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.


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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#37
I seen a snake go straight through a man's head once. They'll do that. They'll come at ya in formation. Seen that in 'nam. Killed out a whole village. They can travel through electricity, to. Like through powerlines n such. Many a wife been lost round here while pluggin in a glade or what not. They just come right out the socket.

...I had a wife once. *takes off hat in reverence*
We're only strays.
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#38
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Wow you losers just screwed up an entire thread of good snake humor!

What has the world come to??

And im not emo. In fact I particularly like to plays tricks on them every once and a while.


you exposing that there was supposed to be humor in your thread only defeats the purpose of the thread. Nice going
#39
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I seen a snake go straight through a man's head once. They'll do that. They'll come at ya in formation. Seen that in 'nam. Killed out a whole village. They can travel through electricity, to. Like through powerlines n such. Many a wife been lost round here while pluggin in a glade or what not. They just come right out the socket.


LOL you brought it back to life buddy!!

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you exposing that there was supposed to be humor in your thread only defeats the purpose of the thread. Nice going


I was planning on that until you guys started to beat it to the point that the only way to keep it alive was by exposing the truth
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.


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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.