Poll: what gender is your guitar
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View poll results: what gender is your guitar
male
68 44%
female
88 56%
Voters: 156.
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#3
my rg350s tremolo is considered its penis and my first act me501 is uhhm its just gay =P
#5
My JD Les paul - Rachel Louise Les Paul Hartley ^-^

And my Strat is The Amazing Bettymobile
#8
Quote by samlocke14
do u mind if i sig that?


I would be honored. (seriously)

No one has ever asked that before...
#10
Sometimes I hug my SG like its a woman so......
My stuff:
Gibson SG (for playability.......and looks)
Mexican Strat (for some reason i have two)
Hohner HW440G-TB Acoustic/Electric
#11
Well seeing as how the SG has spent endless hours between my legs, I would like to think of my guitar as a girl.
#12
Quote by meanppls7
my rg350s tremolo is considered its penis and my first act me501 is uhhm its just gay =P


I feel for your Ibanex RG350, if the trem is considered it's penis then it must have one that really can't stay stong and hard for long...

I don't really have a gender for my guitars, although I do think my strat would be female if I did chose.
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#14
Well Gary is male. Considering what he looks like he couldn't be a woman.

I once said as a joke (to my bassist), wait I'm bisexual, sicne I love Gary so much!
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#15
If everyone thinks that if their guitar has a tremolo than it has to be a guy, think again. Maybe your FEMALE guitar has a strap-on .

I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.
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#16
To be honest, I can't simply say a guitar is a boy or girl. It just blows my mind too much.
#17
all mine are female, anything spending that much time near my crotch isn't gonna be anything but lmao
#18
it's a female, because I don't like the idea of a man rubbing my weener for 2 hours straight
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#20
My guitar is a guitar, it doesn't have a gender.
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#21
mines is a girl i would never finger a guy for that long
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#22
Quote by PLUGINCHILD
mines is a girl i would never finger a guy for that long

+1

I wouldn't finger a guy at all
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#23
I consider my guitar to be female since I spend so much time fingering it, but it has a whammy bar so I guess it's a she-male
#24
When I get my Loverock... I'm gonna be confused. I mean, it beautiful... but it has balls.
Why do I get a tranny guitar
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#25
Quote by samlocke14
my acoustic is called bessy lol


So's mine!

My PRS is a girl, I think.
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#26
My Tele's name is Rik, he's just not curvy like a woman. When I get my ES335, she'll be female, though.
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#27
mines both, its a beautiful lady dressed in red on the clean channel, and a 6.5ft bald hench gnarly crazy street fighter whenits on distortion
#28
All instruments are female. Everyone I know who plays any instrument, both men and women, plus myself, all refer to our various instruments by girl's names or as 'her', 'she', etc.
#29
I tend to buy my guitars whenever I am heartbroken, and I give the name of the chick that did the damage to the guitar: instant blues.
#31
Quote by .arkness:.
I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.



Oh sigged !
#32
Tele- Fem
Strat- Male
Schecter- Male
LP- Abominable Snowman?
Ibby-Male vampire?
Schecter C-1 Classic
LTD EC-1000
Fender American FSR Mahog. Chambered Tele 60th
Fender Mexican Strat SD Hot Rails Br/Ne
Fender Hot Rod Deville 4x10
Boss DD-6
Boss Metal Zone
#33
Quote by .arkness:.

I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.


Hmmm...but holding/fingering a guy for a little while is okay? Just not hours? lol.
#34
Well, the polish word for guitar ("gitara") is female (and many instruments are aswell), so its kinda obvious for me. Besides, somebody already told that no male is going near my crotch :P
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#35
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I think all guitars are girls. For guys anyways. I mean, cmon, you're supposed to make her scream, right?


Wait till I kick you in the nuts.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#36
Quote by fixationdarknes
Well seeing as how the SG has spent endless hours between my legs, I would like to think of my guitar as a girl.


Yeah, real curvy as well...

...and HORNY!!! Yeah I said it!!!
#37
Mine is a female, simply because I refuse to consider touching a guy like I touch my guitar.
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#38
My Les Paul is female...and she's been more reliable and trustworthy than most real woman.
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#39
My SG is a female, looks far too sexy to me to be a man, plus her name is Persephone.

My strat is a dude, though.
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IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



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#40
Transvestite.
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
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