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#1
If zombies were to attack, as we all know, most of humanity would be right out ****ed. But UGers are a special breed impervious to zombies. Just pretend we didn't kick as much ass for a couple seconds, and act like zombies could actually whomp our asses.


If zombies were to attack, and you had only a half hour to collect your resources and get to a safe location, what would you choose?


Place:

Weapon:

Transportation:

Who you'd go with:


And remember, this is within reason, and you'd have only a half hour in which to get there.


I'll go first.


Place: Honestly, I'd hide out in Shopko. Everyone would flock to Wal-mart, and there would be a sure-fire chance someone would screw up and get infected.
Weapon: M-16A4. I'm in the National Guard, I'd drive to the Armory before I made my way to Shopko.
Transportation: My car. 1999 Cavalier RS.
Who you'd go with: My girlfriend, and my band. I'd call them all while I was driving. I'd pick up my girlfriend and my drummer (cuz he lives next door conveniently) and drive where I needed.
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#2
Place: Anywhere
Weapon: Lasers.
Transportation: Hover craft with mounted laser turrets
Who with: Steven Seagal
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#4
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Place: Mordor

Weapon: Axe

Transportation: Walking

Who you'd go with: Gimli


that is so within reason, anyone would think you didn't have any imagination...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#6
Place: Sheetz. It has anything I could possibly want; gas, food, drinks, and the one around were I live actually has alcohol.
Weapon: Arcwelder! (Only Resistance fans know what I'm talking about)
Transportation: I would steal an Am-Trak bus, being that my house is two blocks away from their garage, and Sheetz is only 7 blocks away from there.
Who I'd Go With: Chuck Norris, my family, Jack Off Jill, and a National Guardsmen.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#7
Place: My department
Weapon: Baseball bat
Transportation: No need
Who you'd go with: My family

If we rationalize our supplies, we would have enough till the zombies would die from starvation. Also, in Argentina the entrances doors to the buildings are locked so it wouldn't be dangerous to wander inside the building and cooperate with the neighbors.
I'd want a better weapon but unfortunately I can't get one in 30 minutes.
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#8
Place: My house, I live close to a bad neighboorhood so I already have barricades for the doors. Plus there is food and weapons already there.

Weapon: 12 guage pump action mosberger shot gun, plenty of ammo. Backups: Broadsword and a zippo. Already have all of this.

Transportation: My chevy 1999 Cavalier Coupe. Got a remote starter incase I have to make a quick escape.

Who'd I take: My roomates and their girlfriends and the hot chick next door. Might have to re progate the species if you know what I mean!
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#9
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lol, i was being humourous/sarcastic also. it was funny in that in went against everything TS said about the situation
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#11
fair dos, i'll leave you alone now
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#13
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Zombies don't exist. This is a SILLY thread.

You'll be the first to die.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#15
Place: Target (lol)

Weapon: chainsaw (i know so original) , some molotov's, and my axe outfitted with a battle axe blade and reinforced so it dont break lol so i can still play guitar

Transportation: my 1997 saturn sl2 with a battering ram if theres time

who with: every one of my hot chick friends who hasnt turned cuz hell if they dont want me they only got eachother or the zombies you know what im sayin
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#16
Place: My school is in an old priory. There are many little corridors and lost rooms, and a couple of huge cellars. Lots of places to hide, lots of supplies already there, AND it has a secret underground tunnel which leads to a pub basement.

Weapon: Material Blade (from Tales Of Symphonia), twin blades of fire and ice FTW!

Transportation:
Helicopter, of course.

Who you'd go with: Chuck Norris, my best friends and my cat
Happy, lost and still unaware.
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#17
Minkaro likes the Smiths!!!!!



ok, i better do one now:

place: supermarket of some kind
weapon: anything i could find, dunno what i could do in half an hour
transport: me and my own two feet
people: ermmm, anyone i could find, my girlfriend is 40 miles away, so that's out of the equation

edit: assumed Morrissey, implies liking The Smiths
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#19
really? I liked the Smiths first. I'm not too much of a Morrissey man if i'm honest, I like some of his solo stuff, but nowhere near as much as I <3 the Smiths.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#20
Place: an island about 30 miles north of my house

Weapon: my wood axe and chainsaw (actually a hedgecutter but who cares)

Transportation: a boat

Who you'd go with: a hot chick and maybe a farmer so I won't starve if I have to remain there for a long time
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#21
nice thread idea btw
Place: probably either the small local shopping centre, or if that is full of people then probably hide out in a friends house, or somewhere less populated.

Weapon: an axe i guess, i think we own one

Transportation: parents car, and/or bicycles

Who you'd go with: some of my more responsible friends, preferably also some girls, maybe my ex girlfriend if shed wanna come
nothing.
#22
I like how half these answers contain the phrase, "a hot chick."
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#23
Quote by Minkaro
Place: Mordor

Weapon: Axe

Transportation: Walking

Who you'd go with: Gimli



dude that would be SOOOO fun. not sarcastic.
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#24
Place: Your mother

Weapon: Your mother

Transportation: Your mother

Who you'd go with: Yo-- actually, I'm gonna have to choose Alf for this one.
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#25
Place: My school

Weapon: Anything I can find, probably just a hockey stick or baseball bat though.

Transportation: Er... Walking.

Who you'd go with: My friends...

I'm fucked, aren't I?

INSTA-EDIT: My alternate location would be the UG missle silo.
#26
Place: Staples: The Business Depot....Why? Having worked there for a year and a half I know it like the back of my hand, know all the most unsafe areas were I could crush zombies with falling desks....and a sweet ass forklift.

Weapon: You say weapon as in singular, but I'ma assume its as much as you could carry. On that assumption I'd load my five favorite guns(12 gauge, 16 gauge, 30-30, 30 ought 6) into my truck, a chainsaw, my fathers shotguns, and my hunting knife.

Transportation: 2001 Dodge Ram 3500, but not before loading it with canned food.

Who you'd go with: People with guns...soo....my family, my best friend, and a few other friends (we all have guns, being the hicks that we are up north)

I think I'd have a pretty good chance of holding out for awhile.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and Slash 'cause he's freakin' amazing.
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#27
place: my attic, i could survive for a while cuz i can bring up the ladder.

weapon: everything i find at the gun store (about 10 minute bike ride, maybe more)

transportation: my bike, if its serious (duh) ill take mah parents keys and take the car)

who with: my girlfriend and my family.
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digitech RP250
crate RFX15
marshall 30-watt

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#28
Place: A multi story bulding, preferably with a big supply of food.

Weapon: Bat, katana, 357 Magnum, 12 guage shotgun

Transportation: Nissan Armada

People: My family, friends, dogs, and hot chicks
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#29
Place: a hillside fortress

Weapon: Lightsaber (**** you I have one)

Transportation: My Honda and my dad's truck

People With: at most two of my friends, I think strength in numbers can be bad in a zombie attack.
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#30
Place: ...uhh, my dorm room? Hole myself up here with friends and clear the halls when the zombies come in. That, or make our way to the dining hall b/c of all the food.

Weapon: My Ruger Super Blackhawk in .44Mag and my Colt AR-15

Transportation: We'd walk clearing the rooms as we go, we're badass...

Who you'd go with: my friends and roommate
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#31
Place: Food 4 Less - Loads of food, but possibly people... that could get infected.

Weapon: A few guns and a lot of Ammo. I'd take it from the nearest gunshop.

Transportation: Dad's SUV

Who you'd go with: Family


I actually had a dream last night where Zombies took over and I was at a random house holding out. We blocked the entrances/windows, but they somehow kept breaking in. When they breached a room, we had to seal off the house from there.

Eventually, they took the kitchen! Our only source of food, so my family sent me to win it back. They blocked the way back, and naturally... I got ripped apart. Limb from limb. I strongly remember feeling a zombie stick his arm through my stomach.
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#32
place: my highschool, I'd find the way into the old basement and the tunnel which connenects to the middle school. I'd try to find a safe way to get myself to safeway which is like 2 blocks for food.

weapon: my 2 guns *rises right and left arms and flexes*

transportation: ummmm none else then my pimp car with saw blade spinners attatched to hydraulics that come out of the side of the car and shoot soapy water to wash the car when needed.

who I would go with: my girlfriend, my mom and my best friend. oh and my girlfriends parents.... they are awesome... of course her dad and his best friend are gonna walk around as zombies tonight... and they didn't say where they were going...

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they might be coming to my house at 3am... I'll be asleep though... hmmmm... oh no,... THEY WALK AMONG US!!!! ITS ALREADY STARTED!!! SAVE YOUR SELVES ITS TO LATE FOR ME!
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#33
place, a tree house with the ladder pulled up
weapon, a baseball bat and a flamethrower
transportation, a sweet offroad jeep
who id go with, my GF and my buddies that can fight
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#34
Place: I dunno...maybe school or my grandparents hosue (its big and on a hill) so I'd be pretty well protected.

Weapon: Sword of Aeons/Solus Greatsword and the Skorm's Bow (Fablers know what I'm talking about).

Transportation: Well.....a good, fastish car...maybe a van actually so I'd be set up pretty well for a quick escape.

Who I'd go with: About 4 friends, some girls that are friends and family of course!
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#35
Place: For the short term, probably hole up in my dorm building

Weapon: Anything I can find that'll crack skulls.

Transportation: None?

Who: Any friends on campus.

Of course from there you have to think about the long term. While the cell towers are still active I'd need to find out who is able to meet up and where, from there grab weapons/cars/fuel/ammo/food. Then make our way to a safe location, probably my friend's dad's house in the mountains. Stay there and organize raiding parties for supplies when necessary until the outbreak blows over.
#36
place: my school
weapon: full auto shotgun or M16 rifle with a ****load of ammo and nades
transportation: good ol feet
company: all my friends, armed with rifles as well
#37
Where: K-mart. Its like walmarts retarded brother, and very few people will go, and I'll get what I need.

weapon: They've got guns and **** at K-mart, so yeah. I'd also bring an axe, and an assortment of knives i've got here.

Transport: by good ole 'Burb. It fits 9 people, and is a tank.

Who: I'd bring my girlfriend, and 8 of my closest friends.
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#38
Where: Anywhere.

Weapon: A mace and javelins.

Transport: A hummer

With: my friends


We would just roam the streets macing zombies to death and throwing javelins at them out the side of a speeding hummer, which could just mow them down anyway. World saved.
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#39
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Place: Honestly, I'd hide out in Shopko. Everyone would flock to Wal-mart, and there would be a sure-fire chance someone would screw up and get infected.
Weapon: M-16A4. I'm in the National Guard, I'd drive to the Armory before I made my way to Shopko.
Transportation: My car. 1999 Cavalier RS.
Who you'd go with: My girlfriend, and my band. I'd call them all while I was driving. I'd pick up my girlfriend and my drummer (cuz he lives next door conveniently) and drive where I needed.


Haha your who would I go with is almost exactly the same. My drummer lives next
door as well, plus my bassist lives on the same street, my other guitarist lives in Bondi, so i'd pick him up. I would first and foremost worry about my girlfriend and family.

Weapon: The bluntest or most effective object i could find, most likely a garden tool.

Transportation: Hotwire a couple of cars.

Where would I go: Probably hide in my shed or something. Its sturdy and there's no windows.
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#40
Place: Probably my university, lots of houses and businesses around to.
Weapon: swords, guns, and explosives
Transportation: My car and a get away diesel, that's right a diesel, bet you guys never thought of that ...or maybe a monster truck hehe.
Who I'd go with: Friends, family, a girl that I like.
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