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This is inspired by the Saw 4 thread...

Basically, you take the piss out of unnecessary sequels here. Just take any movie (preferably with a couple of sequels) add a number, and give it a ridiculous/intriguing/far out/idiotic title, for example:

Halloween 28: Michael Myers vs Leatherface
Friday the 13th Part 60: Jason in Ancient Greece
Pinhead vs Jigsaw
A Nightmare on Elm Street 109: Freddy Krueger vs Darth Vader

This is not limited to horror, this can be any damn film you want.

So, go crazy, and pray night and day that Hollywood doesn't discover this thread!
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#3
Predator vs Skynet

But i really do hope they'd make that.
#4
Quote by Minkaro
Harry Potter and the Woes of Unemployment.


XD OMFG You are my hero


star wars episode VII: Spawn Of Yoda
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

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#5
Harry Potter and the Several Year Gap Where They Obviously Experimented With Orgies and Pot Before Having Children.

that really was going through my mind after finishing HP7.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#6
Quote by kiennM
Predator vs Skynet

But i really do hope they'd make that.



...

One can only dream.

Although old Terminators weren't terribly mobile so Predator would just laser his ass.


I vote either 301 or Lord of the Rings 4, the Fourth in the Trilogy!
Funny words.
#7
Schindler's List: Co-Ed's Gone Wild!
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#8
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Harry Potter and the Several Year Gap Where They Obviously Experimented With Orgies and Pot Before Having Children.

that really was going through my mind after finishing HP7.

+1
ohai little sig.
#9
Quote by RHCP94
Schindler's List: Co-Ed's Gone Wild!

OAKLAND A's - 9 TIME CHAMPS!!

DUKE BLUE DEVILS - 4 TIME CHAMPS & 19 TIME ACC CHAMPS!!

OAKLAND RAIDERS - 4 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPS!!

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS - 3 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPS!!

SAN JOSE SHARKS - NONE LOL!!
#10
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I vote either 301 or Lord of the Rings 4, the Fourth in the Trilogy!


awesome.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#11
you mean
1: the last spartan
lol

they all died remember he could be the one that crawled away bleading that could be the moviehim crawling and bleeding then dieing
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#12
Quote by kiennM
Predator vs Skynet

But i really do hope they'd make that.

Yeah!!!

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#13
Predator vs 101 Dalmations :L
You're a vegetarian?

Hell yeah I practically eat nothing but vegans.
#15
Rob Schneider was a woman, an animal, a carrot, and a stapler who had it all. The only problem is, he's about to become Gandalf! And he's about to discover that being a brooding wizard, is not as easy as it looks! Rob Schneider is

GANDALF

Rated PG-13
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Stukart, you're the most awesome human being I have ever met. I love you
#16
Independence Day 2: Some Shit's Gonna Go Down
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#18
Quote by Stukart
Rob Schneider was a woman, an animal, a carrot, and a stapler who had it all. The only problem is, he's about to become Gandalf! And he's about to discover that being a brooding wizard, is not as easy as it looks! Rob Schneider is

GANDALF

Rated PG-13


Wasn't he also Kenny?
#20
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Wasn't he also Kenny?


This is a pre-quel to kenny
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Stukart, you're the most awesome human being I have ever met. I love you
#21
Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
...

One can only dream.

Although old Terminators weren't terribly mobile so Predator would just laser his ass.


I vote either 301 or Lord of the Rings 4, the Fourth in the Trilogy!


either way, all those skynet tanks and planes and ****....like predator lands on post apocalyptic earth already full of terminators everywhere.
#22
Quote by Stukart
This is a pre-quel to kenny


oh, well that's OK then.

How about "Rob Schneider is... Snarf"
#23
Quote by BrianApocalypse
oh, well that's OK then.

How about "Rob Schneider is... Snarf"


Rob Schneider was a brooding wizard who had it all going. There's only one problem. He's about to become: SARUMAN. And he's going to find out, that being your own archnemesis, is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is

SARUMAN

Rated PG 13
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Stukart, you're the most awesome human being I have ever met. I love you
#25
Rob Schneider was a bad actor, who made it big. Only problem is, he's about to stay A BAD ACTOR. And he's going to find out that being a bad actor, is very hard. Rob Schneider is

VERY HARD

Rated R
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Stukart, you're the most awesome human being I have ever met. I love you
#27
^That film sucked, pretty much.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#28
Snakes On A Plane 2: Bring In the Mongoose!
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#31
Quote by ibryant0915
The Land Before Time IVM: Aren't They Extinct Yet?

Anyone remember those movies from when you were a kid? In case you didn't know, they got up to fourteen... and they're still making them.


Holy crap, I remember those!

Still going eh? *searches for torrent*
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#32
sew 5 and the chamber of more killing
OBEY THE SEX
also if you can out run your friend you can out run a bear
#33
rocky 42: living with arthritis
(don't flame me I like the rocky movies too)
Quote by somethingfunni

what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?
the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


Quote by Miggy01

I was looking at porn at the computer froze
#35
Resident Evil 8: Last Human on Earth
Oh ****, Honey I shrunk the kids again
Batman Ends
007 in Not another Freaking Movie
Oceans 50 (Search this on youtube. Haha)
Halloween 20: Son of Jason
Halloween 25: Grandson of Jason
Halloween 35: Decendant of Jason
Halloween 40: You get the F****** point
[Sig goes here]
#36
too bad theres already a saw 5 and 6 in production.
Quote by Yakult
If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


Quote by DubStar92
I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#38
Passion of the Christ 2: Crusify this!

Star Wars VII: Kade Skywalkers last Dance.

Blade 4: Dr Acula and Blackula's dark Alliance.

Shaun of the dead 2: OMG LIZ IS PREGGERS!

This is Spinal tap 2: So very tired...

Van helsing 2: Maybe this one will actually do something with the hot femal cast members, eh? Hint hint wink wink.

Robocop 4: Murphy's new badge...

Matrix 4: OH **** THEY INSTALLED WINDOWS 28XP!

Star Trek 11: Oh great, more new uniforms.
#39
Quote by ctb
Saw XXVll: Jigsaw Killer Vs. Spirograph Killer

vs. every killer ever in the epic royal rumble to end all royal rumbles starring rob schnieder as the anouncer

rated - oh whats the point
Quote by Kensai
Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

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