#1
me being your normal perverted pit monkey but with a twist i need help :P

i have a bass and amp and remember hearing something about possibly f# making gurlzz come

anybody know what note it actualy was. and is a sitting on the amp thing or as in enough volume and they can be anywhere?

thanks

me
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#2
You have to tune as low as possible, even lower than your favorite nu-metal band. Then you must use a Fourier series analysis to figure out which series of frequencies awakens your local lake-troll. Find the 6th harmonic of that frequency and you've got yourself the note that will make the girl arrive.
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You have to tune as low as possible, even lower than your favorite nu-metal band. Then you must use a Fourier series analysis to figure out which series of frequencies awakens your local lake-troll. Find the 6th harmonic of that frequency and you've got yourself the note that will make the girl arrive.


You forgot 1 thing, first you must calculate the Integral of your signal, so you could actually be able to find the RIGHT 6th harmonic

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#5
Whether or not a certain frequency can make a girl orgasm is debatable, but if you practice on that thing and play some epic stuff, a lass is going to dribble glue for sure.
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me being your normal perverted pit monkey but with a twist i need help :P

i have a bass and amp and remember hearing something about possibly f# making gurlzz come

anybody know what note it actualy was. and is a sitting on the amp thing or as in enough volume and they can be anywhere?

thanks

me


are you that desperate?
#7
hate to break it to you buddy, but it doesn't exist.
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#9
I'm going to assume you play right-handed, if not, just reverse the instructions.

1. Set up your bass how you would normal play for practicing by yourself.
2. Turn the treble and mids all the way down.
3. Tilt the amp back onto its back, so the speaker is facing up.
4. Have the girl sit on the speaker (don't do it if she's obese or you have a structurally weak amp.)
5. Take your right hand, and extend your index and middle fingers.
6. Finger her, dumbass.
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#10
y would you finger her dumb-ass, its the other end that matters?????
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
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y would you finger her dumb-ass, its the other end that matters?????


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#12
you have to play a h#
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#13
next you'l get someone asking about the brown note
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