#1
so last night i wake up in the middle of the night, and i had a really bad pain in my balls.

so i get up and i can't even walk. this pain is almost unbearable until i start screaming, then my parents come into my room and ask what the **** is going on and at this point the only thing i can think of is that i might have subconsciously torn my balls.

idk wtf to do.

this is not a joke.
#2
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See a doctor.
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#4
Erm, time for the doctor I reckon. I know I sure as hell wouldn't waste any time if my package was in danger.
#6
What do you mean "might"? Did you tear your eyes out, too? Look, God dammit.
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#15
no no i think i might have pulled them really hard and torn the inner tissue in my ballsack.

i understand why this would be funny to some people but i'm afraid that i might not have my balls someday. they are still there but they might be disconnected from the rest of my body.
#16
I'm wondering why he can barely walk, can barely think about anything but the agony in his crotch, hasn't even examined himself to see what the problem might be, and yet is asking UG why his balls hurt.

1. Look.
2. Jack off (might be a serious case of blue balls? I can't imagine it being that bad, but it's worth a shot).
3. See doctor if problem persists.

If you jack off and nothing comes out of it, you should be worried.
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#17
I fail to see when this sites URL was changed to "Ultimate-Hospital.com"
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#19
picture your testicles from the inside...they are hanging on two "strings"...these can twist...it hurts like a bitch...go see a doctor
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#22
Oh man, I had surgery on my balls in June and I couldn't get out of bed for a week or two. I know how you feel.

Maybe you, uh, sat on them...