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#1
...and you know how when you download something and play it on WMP and then exit, it's still on the 'Now Playing' list the next time you open WMP? Well, for the past few weeks I've noticed straaaaange titles on that list. Now normally I right click, 'Remove from list' but today I was wondering what my father was watching on WMP. You guessed it:

Pr0n.

How do I tell him to fucking to remove it from the list before he leaves the computer?
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#2
Leave a song on the playlist entitled "Clean up your porn before you leave the PC, <yourdadsnamehere>".

Problem solved

Also, what kinda porn does your father like, huh?
#4
wait until he comes in the room one day, put on something he was watching, and just turn to him and say "look familiar?"

he'll get the point
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#5
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wait until he comes in the room one day, put on something he was watching, and just turn to him ans say "look familiar?"

he'll get the point

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#8
Open up MS Paint and in the biggest, most obnoxious bright coloured lettering you can possibly make, write "Clean up your porn when you leave the PC (insert name here)". Proceed to save the document, then set it as the computer desktop background.
#9
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haha well... im with vermintide... is it dude pr0n?

Naw, it's normal for the most part.

Paint...now that's an idea.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#11
Methinks the REAL hilarity will ensue when it turns out it's actually his MOTHER who was watching the porn

Anyway man, I can empathise here. Not long ago I found a reasonable collection of DVDs belonging to my parentage
#12
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Open up MS Paint and in the biggest, most obnoxious bright coloured lettering you can possibly make, write "Clean up your porn when you leave the PC (insert name here)". Proceed to save the document, then set it as the computer desktop background.


even better, just make a batch file and set it to load when the computer turns on, and show the image.

hows its done though, i don't know.
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#13
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Naw, it's normal for the most part.


...for the most part?
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#14
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Naw, it's normal for the most part.

Now I'm curious.
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#15
Had the same issue with my papa...

He had quite the time trying to get me not to say anything to my mom (who was a christian conservative at the time, not so much AT ALL anymore)
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#16
when your in a crowded room with your father full of people you dont know (go to an AAA meeting) say Daddy your addiction is ruining my life all the cool kids are beating me up and stealing my lunch money if this doesnt work then I dont know what will
#18
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yeah, please clear the "for the most part" up.

im thinking a clown/girl?

Clown/Girl/Bear..whats the difference?
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#19
No, she was just a little, um...bigger than the average girl in porn.
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#20
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No, she was just a little, um...bigger than the average girl in porn.


In what way?
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#21
lol this is great

i would just play the video and in the most disgusting position of the video, pause it and take a screenshot. paste in paint, then leave a little caption on the picture and save it as background.
#22
What you should do, is locate the actress/planet, and pay her to visit, introduce her to your dad as a friend.

THAT would be interesting.
#23
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actress/planet


lol
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#24
He looks at it on the family computer?

That the family uses? He jerks off in the same seat you, your mother and any siblings have to share?
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#25
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He looks at it on the family computer?

That the family uses? He jerks off in the same seat you, your mother and any siblings have to share?


oh
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#26
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He looks at it on the family computer?

That the family uses? He jerks off in the same seat you, your mother and any siblings have to share?


So long as he cleans up, where's the problem???

#27
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So long as he cleans up, where's the problem???


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#29
ok, ok, try this

make a picture in paint and save it to C:\

in notepad, write

RunDll32.exe %SystemRoot%\System32\shimgvw.dll,ImageView_Fullscreen c:\abc.jpg

(theres no space in fullscreen btw)

where abc.jpg would be the images filename

where it says save as, pick all files, save it as lol.bat

go to run

type cmd, then press enter
type c:
type lol


if it comes up right, then drag it into the startup folder in the start menu
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#30
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No, she was just a little, um...bigger than the average girl in porn.


YOUR DAD WATCHES FATTY PORN
#31
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Leave a song on the playlist entitled "Clean up your porn before you leave the PC, <yourdadsnamehere>".

Problem solved

Also, what kinda porn does your father like, huh?


better yet...make a file that plays by itself when WMP is opened of you just saying the message on video
#32
Either that, or make a text file and get it to load and display when the computer boots
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#33
screenshot
his desktop background
????????
profit


..sorry <.< xD
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wtf? why didnt you punch one of them in the face or something? they're not girls, they are fat chavs, they are their own gender
#34
OR...

do c) all of the above.
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#35
I still say you use my idea
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#37
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yeah. That would teach him not to Anne Frank to a f*cking Tank.


No, not a tank, a juggernaut! No! a behemoth!
#38
Ooooorrrr..how about use VNC on the pc while hes on assuming you have your own, and just as the porns playing freeze his keyboard and mouse and start typin messages which pop up on his screen >_>
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wtf? why didnt you punch one of them in the face or something? they're not girls, they are fat chavs, they are their own gender
#39
dude...i dont know if your dad already lets you watch teh pr0n, but i'd use this on my dad to...lets say.... level the playing field?



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