#1
So yeah, what do you think you will be telling your kids / grand kids in about 40 years.
eg.

"In my days we didnt have the internets , so we had to buy porn magazines"


Ok here goes mine:

"In my days we didnt have "I-skills"* so i had to learn to play the guitar the normal way"


*a bio-mechanical drug that allows you to be able to do something for a certain period of time but might be modded for permanent abbility. Will be made in circa 2043


Yeah something like that
#2
I can't, I'm sorry.

I'm just not creative enough.
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#3
Oh and i gonna self pwn myself just so no one else does:

"In my days we didnt have the search button, so i ended up posting a lot of repeated threads"


Not sure if this thread has been done alot though.
#4
Back in my day, we didn't have biomechanical implants. We had to use headphones!
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#6
In my days we didn't have Chinese Democracy, see child I've been waiting a long time too.


Originality is dead.
#8
"in my day we listened to rock n ******* roll you no good punk son of a *****. Get out my face b4 i beat you with my shoe!!"
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#9
SPLOICEEEEERS!!!!!!

The nerd inside me couldn't resist the frankly OBVIOUS plasmid similarity with "I-skills"...

WOULD YOU KOINLY FOIND A CROWBEAR OR SOMTIN'???

Sorry....
#10
"You see child, in my day we didn't lack for polar bears and ice caps. Gutted."
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The power to feel with others give.
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#11
In my days you actually went out and bought cd's to keep the scene alive. There wasn't all this downloading stuff going on......oh wait, thats now nevermind.
#12
"In my day, we had to watch t.v. according to some station's schedule."

Yea, I suck at this kind of thing.
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#13
Back in my day we had to tune the guitar by ear. Now you have auto-tuning guitars *cough*Gibson*cough*
#15
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Oh and i gonna self pwn myself just so no one else does:

"In my days we didnt have the search button, so i ended up posting a lot of repeated threads"


Not sure if this thread has been done alot though.

Thats double-pwnt, because its "search BAR"
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#16
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"In my day, we didn't have secksbutt online."



The interbutts?
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#19
Where would you like me to start?
Grandpa. Whats a muslim?


That's a freakin joke.
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#20
in my day we didnt have bionic body parts, if you lost your arm you were just shit out of luck
#21
"when i was your age, george washington had to wrestle dinosaurs to save the united states from hitler."

not true, but kids will believe it. Kids believe anything if you say it right.
#22
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"when i was your age, george washington had to wrestle dinosaurs to save the united states from hitler."

not true, but kids will believe it. Kids believe anything if you say it right.

You're right, I told my little sister that it was only a game we were playing, and she never told a soul.

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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#25
Maybe I was taught the wrong thing but when I was in elementary school we were taught the four oceans: Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Arctic. I found a couple of months ago that the oceanography people, or whoever studies the seas, named a 5th called the southern ocean. Am I just retarded or is this something I can tell my kids?