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#1
Kind of a random question that I know would spawn some bitchin' answers on UG.


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#2
I'll resist the temptation to state the obvious and say click your fingers. That's pretty awesome.
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#5
brush my teeth.....

i can watch pr0n with 0 hands
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#9
play the first 4 bars of nothing else matters.
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#10
Slap your mother into submission until she makes me another sammich.


But, in all seriousness, I can't do anything amazing one handed. I mean, unless playing the intro to "Thunderstruck" one handed is amazing, which I don't consider it to be.
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#11
shove pie in somebodys face
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#13
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play the first 4 bars of nothing else matters.


hahahaha.
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#14
At the same time:


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#15
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Throw a grenade

But what would be the use if you dont pull the pin?
And that requires 2 hands unless you are using h4x.
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#18
Quote by fallenangel20
unless playing the intro to "Thunderstruck" one handed is amazing, which I don't consider it to be.


Back when I was a noob, that always impressed me. I thought it was awesome.
#19
Quote by PastaOfMuppets
But what would be the use if you dont pull the pin?
And that requires 2 hands unless you are using h4x.


you pull the pin off with your teeth n00b
#24
Quote by PastaOfMuppets
But what would be the use if you dont pull the pin?
And that requires 2 hands unless you are using h4x.

we humans have a thing called teeth

they do it in all the hxc war movies
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#26
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we humans have a thing called teeth

they do it in all the hxc war movies

Like I said, h4x.
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#31
Quote by armon77
you pull the pin off with your teeth n00b


Actually, that's not really possible.

I saw it on Mail Call. The only reason they didn that in movies was because it looked glamorous, and made the soldiers seems more manly, and whatnot.

In all actuallity, all of your teeth would break before you pulled the pin out with your teeth. It takes more force to pull it out than your teeth can withstand.


Sorry to burst your bubble.
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#32
Undo a girls bra (either at random from over her shirt, or while fooling around)
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#34
middle finger
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#35
Write a play.
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#37
Quote by fallenangel20
Actually, that's not really possible.

I saw it on Mail Call. The only reason they didn that in movies was because it looked glamorous, and made the soldiers seems more manly, and whatnot.

In all actuallity, all of your teeth would break before you pulled the pin out with your teeth. It takes more force to pull it out than your teeth can withstand.


Sorry to burst your bubble.


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#38
post spam in the pit
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#39
eat sushi with chopsticks! or whatever you want to eat
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#40
Play the intro to Thunderstruck.
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