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#1
I'm 16 now as of today


Fender Strat
Alexi Laiho ESP

Quote by Doolittle
one time i masturbated into a pumpkins. needless to say
PWNED


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#3
It's a good age, have fun and stuff etc.

Are you a Junior then?
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#5
all who dont care raise hands.

*raises*


but for real, happy birthday. i just turned 15, and theres nothing exciting about it at all. you can atleast drive. lucky bastard
ehh
#7
'your balls dropped yet?

nah just kidding. it's my ex girlfriends birthday today as well! what a coincidence!
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#8
make the best of the next couple of years, cause you'll never be this young again.
Quote by Karl Sanders
its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#10
Oh yeah??? Well on my birthday, I got a thread made for me, by someone else

Well, anyways. Happy birthday.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#11
Quote by crust_punk
Happy birthday! You've now reached the legal fucking age.

it's 14 here in Canada
peanuts and beers
#13
I'm almost 19!

I can finally get legally drunk outta my mind soon!
\,,/_[><]_\,,/
#14
Quote by Triquad
I'm 16 now as of today


Me too.... Well that was exciting... I'm gonna go watch TV
^This post was probably sarcastic

GO LEAFS GO

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#16
happy birthday dude.

now scram, go get laid.
-\_/-
Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#17
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
happy birthday dude.

now scram, go get laid.


Already happened lol

btw to the other guy im a Sophmore


Fender Strat
Alexi Laiho ESP

Quote by Doolittle
one time i masturbated into a pumpkins. needless to say
PWNED


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#18
Happy birthday, have a good one.

I'm sixteen too, seventeen's just around the corner though on nov.21!
take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, my senses have been stripped.
#19
Quote by Triquad
Already happened lol

btw to the other guy im a Sophmore

niiiice... was she hot?
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#20
Quote by RMC06
Happy Birthday!

You still can't do anything legally, though.

Drive? lulz
Quote by brandooon
Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#21
Take advantage of it, and it will probably the best year of your life.
Quote by XtremeSkater69
"AW YEA BITCH BAWLS IN DA ASS" while his homies in the background are like, "YEA ANTOINE FREAK DAT BITCH!!!!!"

I wanna be Jackie Onassis
I wanna wear a pair of dark sunglasses
I wanna be Jackie oh oh OH OH PLEASE DON'T DIE
#24
Quote by Woogles
Drive? lulz



haha laughed for like 15 minutes.
#25
I'm 18 so I'm better than you
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
I was 16 once...
Founder of the EHX Users Guild
My Photography

Quote by Kyle-Rehm
Please don't tell me I'm the only one that clicked this thread thinking I would learn how to make my guitar sound like a grizzly bear.
#27
Congrats. I'm turning 17 dec 07
My Gear:
  • Baby Blue Fender MexiStrat
  • Vox AD30VT

MikeLikes2Rock, I tried your idea, Genius!

Yeah, I'm a genius.
#28
Happy Birthday!
Where's that confounded bridge?

Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you.
#29
Quote by Chikitty_China
16 is ****ing age?!?!? i thought 18!



Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it that the legal age is only bumped to 18 if the older one in the relationship is over 18?
#31
Let's sing.

Haaaa......

*awkward silence*

Haaaa......

*more awkward silence*

screw it.

-MM
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#32
There are 711,273 users registered on this forum. Assuming that there were no multiple accounts and that they all used UG at least once per year (for this instance, on their birthday), and that everyone made a thread that it was their birthday, how many threads per day about birthdays would there be? 1949. Many of the accounts are inactive, so let's imagine for a second that 20 000 of those accounts were somewhat active that would be 54 threads per day. You can see why this thread shouldn't have been made... I hope that this post ruined your birthday. Cocksucker.
#33
Quote by Dudage
I'm almost 19!

I can finally get legally drunk outta my mind soon!

so what's the drinking age in Canada?
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this

Quote by amazing FretMan
i ripped part of my foreskin off...oh well

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#34
Quote by macho man
There are 711,273 users registered on this forum. Assuming that there were no multiple accounts and that they all used UG at least once per year (for this instance, on their birthday), and that everyone made a thread that it was their birthday, how many threads per day about birthdays would there be? 1949. Many of the accounts are inactive, so let's imagine for a second that 20 000 of those accounts were somewhat active that would be 54 threads per day. You can see why this thread shouldn't have been made... I hope that this post ruined your birthday. Cocksucker.

Oh noes. That would me leik omg 99% of future threads.
The pit sees more than 54 pointless threads per day. Most of them are closed. Closed threads aren't bumped, you don't see them. So unless you're being facetious, go get raped by a panda you bucket of nad sweat.

OnTopic: Happy Birfday
#35
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
niiiice... was she hot?


She was my GF lol

To Leperaffinity01 thx mate


Fender Strat
Alexi Laiho ESP

Quote by Doolittle
one time i masturbated into a pumpkins. needless to say
PWNED


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#36
Quote by macho man
There are 711,273 users registered on this forum. Assuming that there were no multiple accounts and that they all used UG at least once per year (for this instance, on their birthday), and that everyone made a thread that it was their birthday, how many threads per day about birthdays would there be? 1949. Many of the accounts are inactive, so let's imagine for a second that 20 000 of those accounts were somewhat active that would be 54 threads per day. You can see why this thread shouldn't have been made... I hope that this post ruined your birthday. Cocksucker.


lawl.
I heart you.
We thought we lost you;
Welcome back.
#37
Happy birthday man, 16 is the best, by and large. Enjoy the next two years of your life, because life really falls off a cliff afterwards.


Quote by MikeLikes2Rock
Congrats. I'm turning 17 dec 07


Sorry, but 17 is one of the most uneventful birthdays ever, you won't feel any different.
Livin' Easy, Livin' Free
#38
STOP THE ****ING PRESSES.

But seriously, happy birthday.
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I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


Quote by Minkaro
The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


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#39
Happy Birfdayz
Gear

Fender Stratocaster in Red.

It's all I need.

The Anti-Anti-Ibanez Militia!
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