#1
My house exploded. ( It was playing Bioshock... JK)

So I have a major problem a water line underneath my house broke again and water is seeping through the floor. The insurance guys are all like "U mm I think..... I wonder let me check *feels the floor* Yuh um ... There might be wait.... I think your floor might be broken"

So we might have to out for a couple weeks.... so this sucks.
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#2
Dammit, I hate it when my floor breaks.

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#3
Owned.

My whole community flooded last year. There was about 4-5 feet of water in most basements. Our basement was one of the only to survive without getting wet . Like thousands and thousands of dollars wasted.
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#6
That is definately a random thing to have happen to you... I've always imagined when stuff like that happens, you get like the cartoon deal.....

*man comes home from long trip, whistling while he unlocks his door* - "Man it's good to be ho-" PLOOOOSH! *wall of water sweeps him into the street*
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