#1
Me and my roommates had to clean up after our party this weekend and you wouldn't believe how much disgusting things end up on the floor after a big party. There was vomit, beer, crushed Hostess products, piss all over the bathroom... it was terrible. I'm definitely not throwing another party here until next weekend. So, my question is... What's the most disgusting thing you've ever had to clean up at your place?
#2
An overflowed toilet of 4 different people's sh*t...

NOT F*CKING PLEASANT!
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#3
i had to clean up the "2 girls 1 cup" set.

-MM
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#5
my friend threw a used condom at me, it wasn't very nice, it was sticky
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#6
Dog puke that had sat on the floor for a few days...Dog shiat...Thats about it really...
#7
working at the pool, a very very sick young tike threw up in the toilet after he poo'd in it..but thats not it..it was a blood/poo/vomit pit..it looked like spaghetti and smelled like a scurvy kid, lunch meat
#8
A cooler that i took camping the year before and left water/empty beer cans in. The entire cooler was covered in mold.

Or possibly the yellow ink traps at work... its basically just a metal container thats filled with sick yellow ink and oil.
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#10
the bathroom in my apt is getting pretty bad...... theres black mold and stuff that im gonna have to clean up cuz my worthless roommate won't.......
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#11
When I worked at White Castle I had to clean the restrooms regularly.

Ugh, the job made me want to kill myself.
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#12
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i had to clean up the "2 girls 1 cup" set.

-MM


You should have told them to hold on, so you could make 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup.
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i had to clean up the "2 girls 1 cup" set.

-MM


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You should have told them to hold on, so you could make 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup.

I was offered a spot. The conversation went:

"you look talented, want a part?"

*rants for a bit*, finishes with:

"I have standards, they may not be unusually high, but I got 'em"
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I was offered a spot. The conversation went:

"you look talented, want a part?"

*rants for a bit*, finishes with:

"I have standards, they may not be unusually high, but I got 'em"


That's a shame. Imagine the possibilities if you would have joined that act.
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#16
Theres an old abandonded house in the neighborhood next to me, thats been in really ****ty condition for 10+ years. no one goes there, ever. only me and a select few friends know where it is and how to get in. At first arrival it was definetly aparent that it neede SERIOUS cleaning. ive had to clean up crusty clothes, carpet that had some interesting stains of all colors and shapes. the grafitty on the walls(penises and pentagrams of all things written in both paint and smeared crap) an old couch which had very questionable smells and stains.(we ended up torching the damn thing). So pretty much the entire house had to be cleaned of scattered clothes. stains, holes in the walls(which i boarded up) and the wasp hives in the attic which i myself got rid of. I pretty much did an extreme hoem makover to that house by myself. granted it took a good couple of months. It my hangout place. Now why would i waste tiem cleaning all of that disgusting garbage out of an abandoned house? well...i needed a "chill" place and somethign to do on weekends. =)
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#17
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That's a shame. Imagine the possibilities if you would have joined that act.

i know, it wouldn't look good on my college transcript. imagine it:

Extracurricular activities:

1)Art club

2)School Band

3)Bisexual scat porn

-MM
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#19
That would make a wonderful essay topic though. You are sure to capture the interest of admissions employees as they read how you were trafficked into the bisexual scat porn business, and you had to work hard to go to school and lead a normal life.
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That would make a wonderful essay topic though. You are sure to capture the interest of admissions employees as they read how you were trafficked into the bisexual scat porn business, and you had to work hard to go to school and lead a normal life.


But it's still pretty nasty. Personally, i don't like the taste of someone else's shit in my mouth

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#21
Working at Food City, I had to clean bathrooms.

One night the manager tells me to clean up a mess in the Womans Room. When I get their, some bitch stuck a bloody tampon up against the wall and smeared it all friggin over...

I ended up getting one of the girls to clean it up haha
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#22
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But it's still pretty nasty. Personally, i don't like the taste of someone else's shit in my mouth

-MM


Yea, that's really gross man. I don't think I can handle seeing people perform that kind of stuff in front of me in real life.
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#23
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Yea, that's really gross man. I don't think I can handle seeing people perform that kind of stuff in front of me in real life.

That's why i waited until they left for the night. Dude, you should see their home videos

-MM
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#24
Either a pot used for making chili Super Bowl sunday that we didn't get around to cleaning for a month or two.... interesting colors of mold. Or when I had to blow out the beer drains at the bar I worked at over the summer.. the result was a strand of gelatinized beer about 5 feet long.