#1
When the hell did it seem like a good idea to put cute little floral designs on toilet paper?

Seriously though,
what the ****???

It just seems like such a pointless thing to do for something that is doomed to be flushed down a toilet.

**** I don't know,
maybe there are some people that like to frame their toilet paper but I sure as hell don't know any of them.

Or maybe there are some people that identify their favorite brand of toilet paper by studying what sort of butterfly has cleverly been imprinted on the surface among all the other swirls and various flowers,
rather then the logo on the front of the package.

Honestly,
I am out of ideas.
#2
What would you rather wipe your ass with - a plain old roll of paper, or a roll of paper covered with butterflies?

The answer is mind-numbingly obvious.
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#4
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When the hell did it seem like a good idea to put cute little floral designs on toilet paper?

Seriously though,
what the ****???

It just seems like such a pointless thing to do for something that is doomed to be flushed down a toilet.

**** I don't know,
maybe there are some people that like to frame their toilet paper but I sure as hell don't know any of them.

Or maybe there are some people that identify their favorite brand of toilet paper by studying what sort of butterfly has cleverly been imprinted on the surface among all the other swirls and various flowers,
rather then the logo on the front of the package.

Honestly,
I am out of ideas.


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#5
I like the flowers on my toilet paper.......
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#6
you have far too much time to think about things my friend.

honestly though, i think its supposed to remind of of our past when we really were wiping our crusty anus's with flowers
ehh
#9
the butterflies make the toilet paper all fuzzy and sh*it so then when you wipe your ass its not all scratchy. idk?
#10
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you have far too much time to think about things my friend.

honestly though, i think its supposed to remind of of our past when we really were wiping our crusty anus's with flowers



Oh definitely.

I mean,
unless someone calls me I am either playing guitar or thinking.

There is not much else I do with all my free time.
#11
i suppose its probably better were wiping our asses with imprints of little flowers and butterflies rather than an imprint of a penis. i mean... i could be worse.
ehh
#13
They should put red blotches every so often through a role, then people wipe, then hilarity ensues.
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#14
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I'm just waiting for the penis toilet paper. That'll be the day, when they try to make it look like you're wiping your asshole with a dode.
EDIT: Crap, beaten to it.


i just barely beat you too it. nice try though
ehh
#15
Ug needs to start manufacturing toilet paper;
the kind with both penis imprints,
and fake blood spots.

We will start a new fad and all the cool kids will be doing it.
#16
this wont be like the icy hot thing, will it ^

but i always wondered that too. however, as a TP aficionado, i find that the flowery ones do feel better on my hindquarters
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#17
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this wont be like the icy hot thing, will it ^

but i always wondered that too. however, as a TP aficionado, i find that the flowery ones do feel better on my hindquarters



God I hope not.


Actually I don't know,
I would like to be credited as the creator of something remotely memorable such as an internet meme.

But then again,
they get annoying after a while so I don't know if that is what I want to be remembered for.