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#3
....Oh....My...God...

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"An Iron Curtain has descended over our classroom..."

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You look at too much porn and have unfortunatley contracted an e-STD
#5
Well, guys it turns out I have that parasite. I suggest you all get off the interwebz nao.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#8
Quote by sobeisbull
ill add that to my reason to legalize flame throwers


I will stick with my hair spray+lighter formula. Same result in a more fashionable way
#11
Quote by newpurgatory
is this real? like is it credible?


did you NOT see the video i posted?!?
gear?
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fenders: telecaster plus * stratocaster plus

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#13
well... we're ****ed... I like how 2 of the things are from resident evil... now it all really depends on the type of zombie we get... if we get one of them crazy fast zombies we're ****ed but if we get those lame slow walking zombies I'm sure we'd be able to get rid of them some how
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#14
as long as this guy doesn't come out, we should be ok.
gear?
coming soon... parker fly mojo flame
ibanezes: rg350dx frankenstein * rg7620 7-string
fenders: telecaster plus * stratocaster plus

line 6: pod xt live * ax2 212
other: laney vh100r * mesa dual rectifier * monster cables
#16
i think.. the human race watches too much tv and plays too much video games.. pfft
#17
Quote by -blaze-
i think.. the human race watches too much tv and plays too much video games.. pfft

this comes from a guy who's phrase under his screen name is "butt pirates."
gear?
coming soon... parker fly mojo flame
ibanezes: rg350dx frankenstein * rg7620 7-string
fenders: telecaster plus * stratocaster plus

line 6: pod xt live * ax2 212
other: laney vh100r * mesa dual rectifier * monster cables
#19
Interesting, but I doubt any of those would be legitimate.

Then again, they're not TOO far fetched.
Nikolas
#20
Quote by DougC84
as long as this guy doesn't come out, we should be ok.

what is this?
empty the bullets from the chamber
#21
Quote by DougC84
this comes from a guy who's phrase under his screen name is "butt pirates."


#22
Is it weird that I actually think one day there really will be a zombie attack of sorts? Like actually believe, not kidding around.
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I think you should touch your penis. It solves all problems.


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My penis is not huge.


EDIT: If anyone sigs that, I'll beat their ass.


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#24
^^what game is that? it looks like an unreal tournament mod, thats trying to replicate doom
#25
Nah, they all sound a bit far fetched, seemingly within the realms of possibility but out of reach
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
#26
you ever get the feeling you can know too much?

im not gonna sleep tonight...
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Uh oh......you just had to go and piss off danielrobbyshor, now we're all ****ed.

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How can an orgy be 'Nazi-style'? What did he stop halfway through and incinerate a jew?
#30
Well they are not too far fetched but I'm guessing there will be some sort of apocolypse of some sort due to scientists trying to do to much, not zombies...but something (think Half-Life).
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#31
Quote by DougC84
as long as this guy doesn't come out, we should be ok.


With 128% health, 151% armor, and 4 shotgun shells?
Play your cards right, and you should be mostly in one piece by the end of it.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#33
Its Doom, obviously
*uzips pants*
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#35
Quote by SOADisdabest
Wrong! sorry no E-sex for you


Aww, but I already thew my pants out the window in a fit of passion
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#37
Quote by shakes23
Well, I've got my zombie plan ready, you guys all good??


i have many zombie plans
1. Shotgun...that is all
2. Using my enemies as bait while i make my quick escape
3. Go to antarctica, everyone knows zombies cant survive the extreme colds
4. Hide in my actic and pull up the ladder wiht 5 weeks of food, im not telling you the rest incase you guys are infected
5. Should all else fail, i knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus so i can have the pleasure of ripping my enemies apart
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#38
hahah did you check out the 8 most needlessly detailed wiki articles!

Now thats funny..

keeps my mind off zombies.. but if you're all scared ****less, go rent shaun of the dead
#40
Doom?
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I've heard loads of Gibsons being played before
and they don't sound any more special than
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