#1
There are some things in life that just feel really weird when you do them. I woke up this morning with my little man saluting me as usual, and I went to take a dump...and taking a dump while having a boner just feels akward.

What are some of the things that you think feel really weird?
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#2
dear god.
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
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#6
parents talking about sex...

...*shudder*
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#9
Don't you guys ever take a **** while wanking?

Or other way around.

Just as the turd leaves, time it to ejaculate right then. Christ ti feels good. I think the turds pressing on your prostate gland or somethign just as it leaves.
#10
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I really like this little guy, he makes me laugh.

That feeling when your leg falls asleep and you start to "wake it up." And its all tingly. Personally I enjoy it.

When you're holding your breath for a long time and you feel the blood rush from your face.
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#11
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Don't you guys ever take a **** while wanking?

Or other way around.

Just as the turd leaves, time it to ejaculate right then. Christ ti feels good. I think the turds pressing on your prostate gland or somethign just as it leaves.


Yeah a man's arse is his 'G Spot'. It's why homosexuals have so much fun.
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#12
Asking your girlfriend's father to borrow the ribcage of the deer he just bagged, and explaining that you need it because you want to sneak into your parents house, and place it in your mother's bed for the lols.

By the by, he's going to let me.
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#13
Licking somebody's eyeball, or having somebody lick yours in return. Strangest sensation ever...
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#14
Where the hell did you get the idea to lick eyeballs?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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Where the hell did you get the idea to lick eyeballs?

+1

and what feels weird to me is just getting up early. it really doesn't feel right, even though i have to get up at 8 or 9 every morning.
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Where the hell did you get the idea to lick eyeballs?


Well umm, you know how you just have those random urges to do something spontaneous? It was one of those things...
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#17
righhttt whole thread...
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
#18
I am not kidding when I say standing up. I'm an incredibly fit lad but nearly every time I stand up I almost black out. A couple of times I have blacked out
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I am not kidding when I say standing up. I'm an incredibly fit lad but nearly every time I stand up I almost black out. A couple of times I have blacked out


You might be anaemic. It means that you have an iron deficiency. I'd ask your doctor about it the next time you're there, explain the symptoms, and eat more red meat in the meantime. It's not a biggie, but you should confirm.
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#22
Weird eh? Masturbating at a friends house, being alone with a friends parent and not having anything to talk about, or cursing in front of a teacher.
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#23
Whats also weird is when you are doing something bad out of school, and instead of calling out "oh police" or something else, you call "watch out guys, teachers coming"
#26
when you walk in on your friend masturbating, he didn't know what to say when he saw me lol
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There are some things in life that just feel really weird when you do them. I woke up this morning with my little man saluting me as usual, and I went to take a dump...and taking a dump while having a boner just feels akward.

What are some of the things that you think feel really weird?


Terrible thing to do sir, cause if you piss you'll hit yourself in the face

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#28
Hmm...secksbutt?
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taking a dump while having a boner just feels akward.


i know EXACTLY how u feel hahaha
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