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#1
What songs do most girls go for, like you have a guitar, u want to impress some girl with a song, what songs is she most likely to like?
#6
I agree with them but,
Hey deliala(Sp) or bubbly seem to work for me...

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#7
Beat yourself over the head with it.

She'd probably enjoy it more than any song anyway.
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#10
if she has her hair covering half her face and is skanky looking with a whole ****load of eyeliner, then play some crappy emo song from 30 seconds to mars or something...

if she is wearing a sleeveless top, and some sort of school girl skirt, then try your chances with punk or goth..

and if she is bald and wearing a black dahlia murder tee with peircings everywhere the eye can see, then your in luck!! she's a hardcore fan!!! so either downtune your guitar to A# or get kicked in the balls!!

in any case it's your guitar which is gonna get laid buddy, not you...
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#12
I heard there's this song called 'I'm a dick who shouldn't have a guitar'. Sounds like a damn fine choice for you matey. And besides it's the GUITAR impressing the girl, not you.
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#15
Blink 192 songs or something with a complex guitar solo.

My advise to impress a girl.

See what she's like.

If she does not listen to Rock music at all.

Play Smells Like Teen Spirit with heavy and lots dist.

if she already knows her rock stuff but doesn't play guitar play lots of power chords in heavy and again lots of dist.

If she plays guitar and listens to heavy metal then probably join or form a band and learn to play Black Sabbath/Metallica/Van Halen songs.
#18
play rape me and sing it to her they kurt does it or you can always go with jack johnston
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#19
i dont know, but i have noticed that girls go for bassists for some reason, for guitar, maybe something by Santana would get chicks nipples hard
#20
Phail.
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in any case it's your guitar which is gonna get laid buddy, not you...

Yep.

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i dont know, but i have noticed that girls go for bassists for some reason, for guitar, maybe something by Santana would get chicks nipples hard


Damn right about Santana. Failing that, some Prince. Although it really does help if you ARE actually Prince...you're not are you?
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#25
If you honestly think playing guitar will help you 'with the ladies' then you will die a virgin.

My advice; get a life, go outside and TALK to some girls.
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Damn right about Santana. Failing that, some Prince. Although it really does help if you ARE actually Prince...you're not are you?



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#29
I would recommend the oh so beautiful song 'I aint tha 1' by NWA.

'I'm a ruthless N-I double-G A
Cause I'm gamin on a female that's gamin on me
You know I spell girl with a B
A brother like me is only out for one thing
I think with my ding-a-ling, but I won't bring no
flowers to your doorstep, when we goin out
Cause you'll take it for granted, no doubt
And after the date, I'ma want to do the wild thing
You want lobster huh? I'm thinking Burger King'

If that doesnt get you laid, I dont know what will
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#30
classical guitar "finger-pick-shred"
BWV 1007 (dunno if its the right name)
or some villa-lobos

that should start you a conversation with a girl, will save you the embarasment to get by and start it yourself, but from there its up to you
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#31
Play Tears in Heaven and sing along. Then start crying and say you're dog just died and you dedicate the song to him. Chicks dig dead dogs.
#32
It wont work no matter what - but try The Loner or Still Got The Blues For You by Gary Moore.
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Play Tears in Heaven and sing along. Then start crying and say you're dog just died and you dedicate the song to him. Chicks dig dead dogs.

that will only get you emo chicks. play Jack Johnson- Better Together, or maybe some Oasis.


Though, there's a thread on this already, I belive it's in the acoustic and classical forum.
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that will only get you emo chicks. play Jack Johnson- Better Together, or maybe some Oasis.
Though, there's a thread on this already, I belive it's in the acoustic and classical forum.

Ha ha, I believe there's about 20 threads on this already sometime in the past...

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#35
This whole thread fails cause I'm a girl and sweaty guys playing guitars don't turn me on...sorry.

Unless you want to impress people then yeah, you probably will but guitars aren't really chick magnets jsyk.
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This whole thread fails cause I'm a girl and sweaty guys playing guitars don't turn me on...sorry.

Unless you want to impress people then yeah, you probably will but guitars aren't really chick magnets jsyk.

You're much more likely to impress a guy with a guitar, actually.... So if you happen to be gay, then there you go.

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#37
*Agrees with iheart_a7x*

If you're gonna go and do it anyway, try Parisienne Walkways.
#38
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haha sick song, I love that bass


go with uhhhh I cum blood or ****ed with a knife, those always work for me....
#39
You should probably kill yourself. Burn your guitar first though, you have tainted it.

Idiot.

Also i agree with the above post. ****ed with a knife seems to get the chicks.
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haha sick song, I love that bass


go with uhhhh I cum blood or ****ed with a knife, those always work for me....



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