#1
You know the phrase..

this sentance is a lie.

is a paradox. Does anyone know anymore like that?
#3
This statement below is true.

The Statement above is False.


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#4
Microsoft Works.

They are called oxymoron by the way.
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#6
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Microsoft Works.

They are called oxymoron by the way.


Threadstarter's example isn't an oxymoron.

Neither's yours, really
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Microsoft Works.

They are called oxymoron by the way.


I thought an oxymoron was like

''Delightfully Atrocious''

Sort of like emo band names.
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#9
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Threadstarter's example isn't an oxymoron.

Neither's yours, really


, I know Microsoft Works isn't an oxymoron, but it might as well be . Oxymoron are usually two contradictory terms used in a phrase/sentence.
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, I know Microsoft Works isn't an oxymoron, but it might as well be . Oxymoron are usually two contradictory terms used in a phrase/sentence.

yuh like...erm...the living dead
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#11
yeah but my example is a paradox. Like going back in time and killing your grandfather. Its the sort of sentances that divide by zero in a metaphorical sense.
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Microsoft Works.

They are called oxymoron by the way.


it's called a contradictio in terminus
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#13
to get peace we must make war


i mean wtf? it makes sense, but at the same time it doesnt.
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Microsoft Works.

They are called oxymoron by the way.


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it's called a contradictio in terminus


Ah, is that the technical term for these types of word pairings?

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yeah but my example is a paradox. Like going back in time and killing your grandfather. Its the sort of sentances that divide by zero in a metaphorical sense.


Not if I'm my own grandfather!
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to get peace we must make war


i mean wtf? it makes sense, but at the same time it doesnt.

I believe the correct phrase is 'If you want peace, you must prepare for war'. It makes perfect sense to me, but then again, I am a walking paradox.
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Happy Monday ----> mother of all oxymorons


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#21
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An oxymoron is, for example "A feather of lead"

Shakespeare FTW


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#24
This sentence was written tomorrow.

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