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#1
This thread is to praise the one and only. Share videos etc. and discuss his "work". Anyone off to see him soon, I know he's touring. Here's a snippet for those unfortunate ones who haven't seen him before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w5YQmic2X0
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#3
I'm seeing him on November 16th

His pub jokes are the best, like "3 blokes go into a pub, something happens and the outcome is hilarious!"
#4
I love the Bailey. Going to see him on tour (if the tickets ever turn up...)
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#5
i have been trying to get a ticket for his glasgow shows coming up soon they are sold out but i may be able to get one hopfully off some-one i know he is excellent on never mind the buzzcocks.
#6
I'm looking for tickets now....
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#7
I love Bill Bailey, but I prefer him on TV/film to what I've seen of the stand-up DVDs. Not seen him live live though.
#8
"Argos and the laminated book of dreams."

"Escalators don't break, they just become stairs!"
#9
Love this guy, I wanna go see him, but I'm skint
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#11
I was so close to crying at the laminated book of dreams part.
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#12
Originally posted by Viva-la-mark
Love this guy, I wanna go see him, but I'm skint


+1. Nothing beats a funny West Country hippie.
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#14
Bewilderness FTW. Sadly I don't have Part Troll

Gonna watch Cosmic Jam one of these days anyway, because I need to remember that joke about the donkey ride. It was awesome.
#15
I love his search bar sketch.

Anyway,

I have his 3 live DVDs, and I'm gonna see him in a few weeks
#16
Seeing him in Cardiff
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#17
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I love his search bar sketch.

Anyway,

I have his 3 live DVDs, and I'm gonna see him in a few weeks


I searched and found nothing fucktard
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#21
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I was so close to crying at the laminated book of dreams part.


+100000! Thats the beset gag ever...
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#23
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Me sir. Did you just put in Bill Bailey? 'Cause I got the John Frusciante thread?? And the who to listen to thread.


Yeah, just put in Bill Bailey, I think those topics were on the first and second pages.

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going to see him in november. his cockney music joke is awesome


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#25
It's laminated to catch the tears of JOY!
Happy, lost and still unaware.
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#26
I am seeing the first night of his tour tomorrow night. I shall also try to meet the man and get a picture.
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#28
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

#29
^

Three fellowes wentenne into a pubbe
And gleefully their handes did rubbe
In expectation of revelrie
For it was the hour known as happie
Great botelles of wine did they quaffe
And had a really goode laughe
Til drunkennesse held fulle dominionne
For it was two for the price of one
Yet after wine and meade and sacke
Man musste have a massive snacke
Great pasties from Corn-Wall
Scottish eggse, rounde like a balle
Great ham and quail, duck and grease
They suckedde the bones and dranke the grease
One fellowe stood pale and wanne
For he was a vegetarianne
Yet man knoweth that gluttonie
Stoketh the fire of letcherie
Upon three young wenches, rounde and slie
Our fellowes caste a wantenne eye
One did approache with drunkenne winke
"Alright darlin', you fancy a drink?"
Soon they caught them on their knee
'Twas like some grotesque puppetrie
Such was the lewdness and debaucherie
'Twas like a sketch by Dick Emerie
(Except that Emerie was not yet born,
So such comparison may not be drawn)
But soon our menne beganne to pale
For quail are not the friend of ale
In their stomaches, much confusionne
From their throates, vile extrusionne
Stinking foul corruptionne
Came spewing forthe from drooling lipse
The fetid stenche did fille the pubbe
'Twas the very arse of Beelzebubbe
Cast they were from the ***** and Trumpette
On the streetes, no coine nore strumpette
Homewarde bounde must quickly go
And to that end, a donkey stole
Their handes alle with vomit greased
The donkey was quite displeased
It caste them into a ditch of sh!te
And they all agreede "What a brilliant night!"
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#30
Seein him in a couple weeks, front row tickets xD
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#31
Everyone who's going, post where and when!

Me: Wembley Arena on the 30th November.

Last date of the tour xD

I think my tickets are near the middle of the venue...
#32
Newcastle Metro Radio Arena FTW \m/
Saturday 10th November 2007

<_<
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#33
I went to the first night of his new tour last night and it was hilarious. I hurt from laughing as did all my friends and the new material is excellent. I don't want to say too much so as to spoil the show for anyone going but it won't disappoint.
The only negative was that since it was the first night, there were a few technical hitches which stopped some parts of the show which was annoying, but the rest cannot be faulted.

I also had the luck of meeting Bill after the show and I chatted to him for a bit. I didn't get a photo but I did get a hug. Seems like a nice guy in real life aswell.
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#34
I saw him at Glastonbury. Was at the front


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#35
"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."

Nov. 17th, Nottingham

And how do you lot know where you're seated? Have your tickets come through already? Still no sign of mine yet
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Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#37
Edit: to Vince Noir

I don't think anyone's have come through. Still waiting for mine. If they're not there with 7 days left, call the ticket company.
#38
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Edit: to Vince Noir

I don't think anyone's have come through. Still waiting for mine. If they're not there with 7 days left, call the ticket company.

that's what I was hoping. I was just wondering how people know where they're seated, it never said when I ordered.
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Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#39
Going to see him in Cardiff on 25th Nov. Can't wait, I loved the Part Troll DVD, and Never Mind the Buzzcocks. In fact, I love pretty much everything he's done.
#40
Yea, William Bailey kicked some serious ass.

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