#1
pick...one person...in the whole world...to ask any question...what would it be and who
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#3
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Are you really the head of Kwiki-Mart?


haha simpsons
person:Ned Flanders
question:Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?
#4
Quote by huevomax
haha simpsons
person:Ned Flanders
question:Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?


you'd have to go to Matt Groening for that one.

Isn't the Bush family tree (like George W. Bush) directly descended from monkeys?
#5
Quote by huevomax
haha simpsons
person:Ned Flanders
question:Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?


people think that's a good question but its really not, if people believed god could do anything at anytime then it wouldnt have taken him 7 days to make the universe.
Quote by notoriousnumber
High five!!...

Actually no, youre an idiot.
#6
God
"Why? Seriously."
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#7
can do and will do are different things
and so is should do
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#9
I would ask.... YOU.... to close this thread.

. I'm just playin'.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#10
i would ask God if im doin it wrong, cuz it feels like i am sometimes :/

EDIT: i know, i do pray, but i would like a more direct answer as im terrible at reading signs
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This might just be the smartest guy in The Pit. I didn't believe Ethan when he told me there were smart people in The Pit But I was wrong.

yeah, thats me

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#11
George Bush
"Why are you so fucked up?"
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#12
Quote by remember
people think that's a good question but its really not, if people believed god could do anything at anytime then it wouldnt have taken him 7 days to make the universe.


Touche.
#15
Quote by Jackal58
George Bush
"Why are you so fucked up?"


to jackal

how is george bush ****ed up?
Quote by notoriousnumber
High five!!...

Actually no, youre an idiot.
#17
Paris Hilton

How long did it take you to learn to breathe, and could you unlearn it? (Please)
#18
Quote by bearded_monkey
Adam Sandler - How can one man suck at so many things at the same time?



It takes talent, Adam Sandler-talent.
#19
id ask George W Bush and his wife if they realize what they're daughters name sounds like


Jenna Bush!
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#20
id ask jocelyn wildenstein, WTF!!!!!!!!!!YOU WIERD CAT PERSON!!!!!!WHAT WERE YOU DOING!!!!!????????

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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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There is a box below Private Messages and right of Log Out.
I think the TS will know what to do next

#21
Quote by remember
to jackal

how is george bush ****ed up?

He ignored the advice of his military.
He ignored the advice of his cabinet.
He ignored public opinion.
He ignored world opinion.
He put us into a war we cannot win for reasons that I cannot fathom.
I am speaking of Iraq not Afghanistan.
He has destroyed my countries reputation and good will throughout the world.
He followed Rumsfeld and Cheney to the brink of a future that I do not want to see.
That's why I think GWB is fucked up. Fair enough?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
"So, Mr. God,
The creation of the Universe... Pics or it never happened."
#24
Quote by ctb
"So, Mr. God,
The creation of the Universe... Pics or it never happened."






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One Roofie or two?
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