#5
Quote by bearded_monkey
Woah woah wait...

You have a friend?


Yes. 125 to be precise.

But, maybe soon, one less than I did before you posted that comment...

#6
that was a really lame video. nothing happened. at all.
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#8
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that was a really lame video. nothing happened. at all.

+1
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#9
It's not like he was holding the glowing end...

if he did that for 5 mintues, I'd be impressed!

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Awk

*Monkey feels bad and undergoes sullen journey of drinking and beating up his wife*


You have a wife?
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#11
you guys realise he was holding the bit that was no where near the bunsen burner right?
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#13
Quote by Footzyrama
you guys realise he was holding the bit that was no where near the bunsen burner right?


You can't argue with red hot steel, maaan!!!!
#14
That wasn't red hot steel he was holding foo'!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#15
Quote by bearded_monkey


I'm really taking a beating today ain't I...


You've had it coming for weeks!
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#16
thats not impressive, its only really hot where its white you c.unt
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
#18
Quote by Ed Hunter
That wasn't red hot steel he was holding foo'!


Was too

You guys have no sense of humour
#20
Quote by bearded_monkey
That is true...but still...from YOU?

No-one deserves that...it's like being punched in the face by your own Granny.


Maybe your granny, mine's actually strong.
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#21
Quote by bearded_monkey
That is true...but still...from YOU?

No-one deserves that...it's like being punched in the face by your own Granny.


You have a Granny?!??!?!!
#22
Even though he wasn't holding the red hot part since steel conducts heat the part he was holding wouldn't have been pleasant to hold.
#26
Wow.

That sucked. Alot.
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+1
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EDIT: Sammcl pretty much got it dead on.
#27
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Go cry emo, ki-... oh wait.
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#28
what? WHAT? any one could hold steel like that... it wasn't 'red-hot' it was orange And asbestos hands...really? no why just why?

Anyway you phail at life for this...
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Am i on fire? OHHH NOOOO!!! I'M ON FIREEEEEE

#29
Quote by clu291
what? WHAT? any one could hold steel like that... it wasn't 'red-hot' it was orange And asbestos hands...really? no why just why?

Anyway you phail at life for this...


Anyway you phail at sarcasm and exaggeration.

And spelling
#30
HOLY **** YOU HAVE A FRIEND CALLED ADAM GARSIDE!!! Me too!!!


"The True Eccentric Tea Drinking Appreciation Preservation Society"
#32
Quote by Vermintide
Yes. 125 to be precise.


so says your UG profile I'm guessing
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No dude, that is definitely an ugly chick. I'm talking 10 or 11 beers ugly.
#34
Quote by Vermintide
Anyway you phail at sarcasm and exaggeration.

And spelling


I phail at life....
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#35
Quote by filthandfury
I was waiting for him to grab the red hot end

You've upset me Vermintide.

The specific heat of steel is phenomenally low. If that's actually steel then the whole rod would be tremendously hot.