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So, I know people can get third nipples, but can you grow one later on in your life? I have this bump that I noticed a few days ago, and it's starting to look like a nipple... which is kind of gross.

My mom keeps worrying that it's cancer/a tumor, since I had brain cancer as a kid, apparently I have a high risk to it. But I think it's a third nipple.

Anyone know if you can grow them later in life?
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Yeah, usually these things are cancer or aids. Or both.
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look up third nipple on wikipedia, it's not what you guys think.
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oh, and i dont know about growing nipples, but i kknow a guy who has what looks like 4 nipples,

I seriously hope its not a tumor or some crap like that, we have enough threads about people and their relatives diagnosed(sp?) with some retarded disease
#10
yeah dood definitely get it checked out could be skin cancer or a tumor or something
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#11
all i can say is good luck with the doctors appointment hope it's nothin major!!

and it depends what you class as a third nipple
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So, I know people can get third nipples, but can you grow one later on in your life? I have this bump that I noticed a few days ago, and it's starting to look like a nipple... which is kind of gross.

My mom keeps worrying that it's cancer/a tumor, since I had brain cancer as a kid, apparently I have a high risk to it. But I think it's a third nipple.

Anyone know if you can grow them later in life?


If its a cancer it'll be easily disgnosed.

The best thing is, the most frequent skin cancer is called a basal cell carcinoma and is relatively not a problem. Of course it might not be that, it might be an infected hair follicle for all you know.

Don't worry about it.

And ignore the idiots who tell you you're buggered. Wait for the doctor.
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If you have a dog present it with the nipple, if he attacks it in anger it's cancer.
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George Washington had a third nipple so it's all good i gue.....wait....your'e canadian....

bah who cares i'm British

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I don't really feel comfortable having a picture of my nipples (God knows how many) on the interweb.
#17
Well, after looking on wikipedia I doubt what you're seeing is a growing third nipple. If it is actually looking like a nipple, that's very strange and you should probably get that checked out.
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#21
i dont think so, my friend got his nipple ripped off in a freak row boat accident, and the only thing that grew back is regular smooth skin like on your arm or the rest of your chest.
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#23
Pretty soon you'll look like this:

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#29
my ex had 6 nipples. i sh!t you not, 2 normal ones and 4 little ones
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#31
You can't grow new nipples. And third nipples are usually small and underdeveloped. And NOT bumpy.


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If its a cancer it'll be easily disgnosed.

The best thing is, the most frequent skin cancer is called a basal cell carcinoma and is relatively not a problem. Of course it might not be that, it might be an infected hair follicle for all you know.

Don't worry about it.

And ignore the idiots who tell you you're buggered. Wait for the doctor.


Buggered would be AIDS though.

Seriously, this guy seems knowledgable. Listen to him. Not the other people in this thread saying "yep you're dying" or "I grew one too LOLZ!"
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You can't grow new nipples. And third nipples are usually small and underdeveloped. And NOT bumpy.


You have cancer.



Erm....Yes you can...I have one...I have seen a doctor...it is a 3rd nipple
#35
pictures would help

and for everybody who's playing doctor, cancer and aids jokes aren't funny
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#36
yes it sounds like a third nipple, i read some article that a woman had one on her foot that she got when she was 30. But better safe than sorry.
#37
Just this once, I grew a second head.

it was retarded though, so I had it removed.

stil waiting to grow my third asscheek
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