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Heyo everyone, been here for a little over a year, havent really said much, honestly dont really feel I have much to say most of the time. Ive been working on the profile of your typical UG commentor. Not pointing out anyone in particular, and dont mean to offend anyone, just wondering if anyone else is thinking the same things as me. Starting with just a few of the characteristics, feel free to add your own. So, here we go:

1. Hey, I like this band! You dont? You have the worst taste in music ever!! Go kill yourself you emo douchebag.

2. Hey, I dont like this band! You do? You have the worst taste in music ever!! Go kill yourself you emo douchebag.

3. Oh my god, this album sounds a little different from their last album, theyre such sellouts!

4. (In Response) No, their not sellouts, they're just maturing...

5. Death to Emo's!

6. Any band that is pop/punk, acoustic, pop, powerpop, etc. is heretofore referred to as emo.

7. You either like metal or the people that do hate you. And they call you emo.

8. You dont like Satriani/Malmsteen/etc.? You dont know what good music is.

9. If you say a sentence about Dime and it doesnt include fellating him, you must die

(Note: I think he was an amazing guitarist, and what happened to him was absolutely terrible. But, people are entitled to not like his playing, its their opinion. I know, Im an emo douchebag.)

10. OMG! You said something that could vaguely be considered outside the rules!!11!!!one *Reported* !!1!!1one11!!

Well, like I said, feel free to flame me/ post more points, whatever suits you, doesnt really matter to me. Have Fun!
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Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?

... wow...
#7
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#9
I can't relate to any of those comments. Where's my personality? Huh? Hu9h?h?
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#10
Quote by Child In Time

If I could sig that, I would. that has to be the best post I've seen all day, and the funniest thing I've seen all day since Cartman laughing stupidly hard at Kenny posing for his school photo with his arse hanging out of his parka jacket instead of his face.


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#11
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I can't relate to any of those comments. Where's my personality? Huh? Hu9h?h?


12. "I'm Kensai. Shut the f*ck up."
#12
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If I could sig that, I would. that has to be the best post I've seen all day, and the funniest thing I've seen all day since cartman laughing stupidly hard at Kenny posing for his school photo with his arse hanging out of his parka jacket instead of his face.


I call him Raymond.
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I'd dance with you but...


#13
I don't think you used "heretofore" correctly.
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#14
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Your usage of apostrophes is a mess.


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#15
Hey man, I'm with you. I can hardly deal to read past the fourth or fifth comment on bands because it just becomes people calling other people emo, and then metal heads telling everyone they don't know good music. apparently no one is mature enough to just be civil and not comment about bands they don't like, or just comment on bands they do without getting offended by the assholes.
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8. You dont like Satriani/Malmsteen/etc.? You dont know what good music is.


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#17
You forgot about the "Wrong thread" Nazi's.
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#18
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12. "I'm Kensai. Shut the f*ck up."


I've never said "I'm Kensai."...

Noone remembers my commentary
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#19
Quote by used123


1. Hey, I like this band! You dont? You have the worst taste in music ever!! Go kill yourself you emo douchebag.

2. Hey, I dont like this band! You do? You have the worst taste in music ever!! Go kill yourself you emo douchebag.
this applies to 1 and 2. Ug is populated by 14 year olds. they're immature... get over it.

3. Oh my god, this album sounds a little different from their last album, theyre such sellouts!

4. (In Response) No, their not sellouts, they're just maturing...

5. Death to Emo's!
apparently it applies to 3,4 and 5 too... oh well

6. Any band that is pop/punk, acoustic, pop, powerpop, etc. is heretofore referred to as emo.
14 year olds... how can you not get this by now. They're not intelligent/are ignorant
7. You either like metal or the people that do hate you. And they call you emo.
have you been on the forums at all or did you base this on the articles comments, because there aren't many users (here) who use emo as an insult anymore

8. You dont like Satriani/Malmsteen/etc.? You dont know what good music is.
that response is taken out of context and exaggerated. The threads that contain anything like this are ones that are made to bash such artists for having 'no em0t1oI\Is'
9. If you say a sentence about Dime and it doesnt include fellating him, you must die

(Note: I think he was an amazing guitarist, and what happened to him was absolutely terrible. But, people are entitled to not like his playing, its their opinion. I know, Im an emo douchebag.)
lol irony
10. OMG! You said something that could vaguely be considered outside the rules!!11!!!one *Reported* !!1!!1one11!!
if nobody reported stuff that broke the rules, how could you expect the mods to deal with it?
Well, like I said, feel free to flame me/ post more points, whatever suits you, doesnt really matter to me. Have Fun!


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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
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Hey man, I'm with you. I can hardly deal to read past the fourth or fifth comment on bands because it just becomes people calling other people emo, and then metal heads telling everyone they don't know good music. apparently no one is mature enough to just be civil and not comment about bands they don't like, or just comment on bands they do without getting offended by the assholes.

YoOz are an a$$hol3, yoo lik3z SOAD der4 y0u R an 3m0 pR1Ck!!!oneeee!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!1!one!!!!!!


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#21
^^ I hope that the sarcasm/irony/whatever the fuck it is noticed in that post.


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#22
Quote by Froddy
If I could sig that, I would. that has to be the best post I've seen all day, and the funniest thing I've seen all day since Cartman laughing stupidly hard at Kenny posing for his school photo with his arse hanging out of his parka jacket instead of his face.


you may sig this Raymond
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#23
^^ I hope that the sarcasm/irony/whatever the fuck it is noticed in that post.
It was man *Holds hand up for hi-five*
u've left out search bar jokes!!!!
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#24
Quote by Kensai
I can't relate to any of those comments. Where's my personality? Huh? Hu9h?h?


I apologize. If you dont fit into any of those categories, its a good thing. That means that you I dont think natural selection should have weeded you out already

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Your usage of apostrophes is a mess.


Ah, yes, forgot the grammar nazis

and lemon, i the reported thing wasnt about when something needs to be removed, but i see in about 1/3 to 1/2 of the threads random reportings, some people report for the stupidest things.
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Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?

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#25
Well if it isn't Mr. Flawless himself...
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#26
You're an idiot.

Of COURSE people report violations of the rules, that's what rules are for.
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#27
*Waits for n00b to post Lol Wut picture*
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This man deserves my +1

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#28
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It was man *Holds hand up for hi-five*
u've left out search bar jokes!!!!

Lol I notice how most people who 'ironically' flame in this thread are trying to cover themselves with similar methods for when the mods come to kill it lol.


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#29


Seriously, threadstarter, look into it's, don't, can't etc.
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#30
haha, if what i'm writing isn't a report for work or school, i don't really care about punctuation. i know the rules, but it's casual conversation. My spelling is fine, that's about all i care about
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Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?

... wow...
#31
I wish people spoke without apostrophes. I'd smach those b*stards.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#33
Quote by used123
haha, if what i'm writing isn't a report for work or school, i don't really care about punctuation. i know the rules, but it's casual conversation. My spelling is fine, that's about all i care about

If you don't use proper grammar then people who have learnt English as a second language will find it harder to understand (as will native speakers, but they should be able to get the gist of what you're saying).
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#34
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If you don't use proper grammar then people who have learnt English as a second language will find it harder to understand


Not to mention terribly obnoxious.
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Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#35
Ok you're a hypocrite. Because you clearly think the whole emo stereotype is stupid and pointless and yet you're profiling the average UG'er into a stereotype. Besides, where are the "what's a good song to play for my girlfriend?" or "I think I have AIDS" or "I like sex" or "*insert TV show here* is awesome" or "LOL WUT" posters in there? These are all posts that you get a lot. But I'm guessing you're not a pit-monkey. You've been hanging in the metal forum right? Rookie mistake.

And this thread is stupid.
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#36
Quote by Lemoninfluence
If you don't use proper grammar then people who have learnt English as a second language will find it harder to understand (as will native speakers, but they should be able to get the gist of what you're saying).

HELL YEAH!!!! *starts metal scream**Coughs and ends metal scream*
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#37
This guy is getting way too much crap. You all know he wasn't classifying everyone as such so don't make him out to be. And...pit monkey? Does the fact that he doesn't spend all his time on a forum really make him in the wrong here? I think he is mostly talking about the comments left under album reviews on the like. I find the difference between forum talk vs. album/artist comments to be competely different. Nevertheless, I think that there is nothign wrong with this thread, he was just making a playful little muse on what some of the dumbasses comment about all the time.
#38
I love how it takes about 7 pages of the same response to convey to someone that they've failed.

(not referring to this thread in particular, but just in general)

JOKE TIME!

How many UGer's does it take to make a fellow UGer's fail legitimate (or on other words, "epic")?
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#40
haha, thanks soad, and yes, youre right. this wasnt meant to be serious, but i can see people missed that part. im honestly getting a great laugh out of it. seeing all the little "pit monkeys" (do people seriously call themselves that?) get pissed at me.
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Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?

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