#1
Some people like being random. Some people don't. For those who do, what are some quotes that you use to catch people off guard?

My favorite one is

"Hey...are you that asshole that taught my slave how to read and write?"


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#2
Um


....


What the fuck.
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#4
"Excuse me, I think I dropped a quarter. Can you move your left testicle out of the way?"
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#5
Quote by blackflag49
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Dude, No. That made me my eyes water. The only chicks you would pull in are those weird goth/wiccan/slutty chicks. I really hope you were joking.
If you were, that's ****ing hilarious because that's exactly what they sound like! Everyone at my school hates those chicks except the D&D nerds trying to get laid.

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#6
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Dude, No. That made me my eyes water. The only chicks you would pull in are those weird goth/wiccan/slutty chicks. I really hope you were joking.
If you were, that's ****ing hilarious because that's exactly what they sound like! Everyone at my school hates those chicks except the D&D nerds trying to get laid.


(He was joking.)
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#7
Well **** on my windshield!

Used in moments of suprise, frustration or anger.
#8
Quote by blackflag49
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*


You wouldn't believe the pussy I pull with that.



beautifully done
i love you for that blackflag
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#9
answer any question with "covered wagon" I don't know why but thats always really random
#10
My friend would always ask random people he met "I bet your penis is bigger than mine." The looks on their faces were the uber lulz.


I'll have a bourbon.
#12
heres mine

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#14
i usually just shout
TITS
if i get pissed off
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i usually just shout
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#16
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Dammit, now I want to go to Costa.


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#18
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I dont like this thread.
*edit* XD

Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#19
Quote by fosho
beautifully done
i love you for that blackflag


Actually I think thats a real bebo page summary. Which makes it even worse, i hate people who say they are random because when you actually talk to them they're usually quite boring, i've never met someone who called themselves random, who was actually funny and eccentric,you know the good kind of way.
#21
Quote by Union Jake
Actually I think thats a real bebo page summary. Which makes it even worse, i hate people who say they are random because when you actually talk to them they're usually quite boring, i've never met someone who called themselves random, who was actually funny and eccentric,you know the good kind of way.

I know what you mean. In real life I have been told that I am 'random', which I hate, but I have someone on my MSN who has 'My Mind Is Naturally Banana' in their display name. It pisses me off so much that I just want to delete them.

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Im sorry.
Can we make up?


That depends.

Should I go to Costa after school tomorrow?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#22
I love real random, not the shitty girl "ooh I'm so random" but the elephant drawing sofa with rubber hand sort

PS: CIRCLE FAP!!!^^

edit: aww crap, like a million people posted between me an Union Jake
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#23
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#24
Quote by CTFOD
I know what you mean. In real life I have been told that I am 'random', which I hate, but I have someone on my MSN who has 'My Mind Is Naturally Banana' in their display name. It pisses me off so much that I just want to delete them.


That depends.

Should I go to Costa after school tomorrow?

You are a free spirit, let the wind guide you to your destination.
BANG-A-RANG!
#26
Quote by rockstar mace
Some people like being random. Some people don't. For those who do, what are some quotes that you use to catch people off guard?

My favorite one is

"Hey...are you that asshole that taught my slave how to read and write?"





I don't think you have any idea what random means. Using a scripted quote at inappropriate times isn't random at all, it's well thought out and really really gay.


You're not being random, you're being an idiot.
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#27
Quote by rockstar mace
Some people like being random.


I hate you already.
#28
Quote by flipthatchicken
You are a free spirit, let the wind guide you to your destination.
BANG-A-RANG!

BANGARANG!
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#31
I think means a large wooden ship.
or
Pineapple.
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#32
i bangarang all the time. sometimes with other people
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#33
Quote by flipthatchicken
Obviously haven't seen that film then.


what film?
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#34
Quote by CTFOD
I know what you mean. In real life I have been told that I am 'random', which I hate, but I have someone on my MSN who has 'My Mind Is Naturally Banana' in their display name. It pisses me off so much that I just want to delete them.


Same here. I can see why people would say it but people seem to try too hard these days...
#37
Quote by Union Jake
Actually I think thats a real bebo page summary. Which makes it even worse, i hate people who say they are random because when you actually talk to them they're usually quite boring, i've never met someone who called themselves random, who was actually funny and eccentric,you know the good kind of way.

We ALL know how random Union Jake is......he randomly bursts into sessions of "normal" male circle jerks