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#2
This borders on advertising... Almost.

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#3
hahahaha

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#4
Quote by SteveHouse
This borders on advertising... Almost.

No, no, it's Maddox. It's alright.
#5
Yeah I saw this yesterday. This one is a major step up from his lame-ass iPhone one. He's back to his good old self.
#7
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No, no, it's Maddox. It's alright.

That's why almost.

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#9
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Yeah I saw this yesterday. This one is a major step up from his lame-ass iPhone one. He's back to his good old self.



I don't know about you, but major lulz were had at the "OMG IT'S A PHONE, AN iPOD, AND AN INTERNET COMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!! I AM GOING TO CUM!!" animated picture.
#10
i just saw this new one today, and i was laughing so hard, the vagina part was my favorite.
#11
Quote by Masonpwiley
I don't know about you, but major lulz were had at the "OMG IT'S A PHONE, AN iPOD, AND AN INTERNET COMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!! I AM GOING TO CUM!!" animated picture.


Meh, pic won't work.


I actually liked the iPhone one, but, yea, it wasn't his best. It just made me want that Nokia.
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#12
Quote by Maddox
People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dip****s! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid.



I can't believe he actually updated! This must be the signal of the second coming of Jesus. LOOK BUSY!
#13
Quote by Masonpwiley
I don't know about you, but major lulz were had at the "OMG IT'S A PHONE, AN iPOD, AND AN INTERNET COMUNICATIONS DEVICE!!! I AM GOING TO CUM!!" animated picture.


Meh, I just thought he tried too hard with that one. It made me really miss the "Love your kids? Prove it by beating them" Maddox we all know and love.
#16
I wear CROCS.
1st time I ever got attacked by Maddox
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#17
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I wear CROCS.
1st time I ever got attacked by Maddox


In that case, you should buy some truck balls .

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#18
Quote by iceman_8319
In that case, you should buy some truck balls .

JK, you know we all love you, you sexy jew man.


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#19
Quote by Turd_Ferguson
No, no, it's Maddox. It's alright.

+1
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#20
I actually didn't laugh too much at this newest one. Which is weird(I don't think the article sucks or anything; he makes some good points, just... I didn't find myself actually laughing like I usually do when I read his stuff).

Still pretty cool to see him still updating(albeit less frequently).
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#21
He has gotten less cruel in recent months. His stuff from a few years ago I liked the most. I laughed so hard at the ones where he commented on little kids' drawings.

This one was pretty funny and so was the iPhone. I was just happy that he made a new article at all . Because he hadn't in like 4 or 5 months.
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#22
Wow, just read that article. What a letdown
After 4 months I was expecting something great, but that was below average. I only laughed out loud once, at the vagina head thing. He seems a lot less edgy. I was bored. He needs to criticize more child art!
#23
it'd be bitching if he updated more
like christ it took him like 4 ****ing months or w/e to update
asshat.
Cancer.
#24
But its so ****ing true. It started reading this and I was hoping he'd cover those prego shirts and lo and behold he did.

I personally loved this article, with the sole exception of the Cuban dictator hat, but we can't agree on everything.

As for humor, I thought his period comment in the middle of the lipstick section was hilarious.
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#25
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christ it took him like 4 ****ing months or w/e to update
asshat.


Hmm....Maybe he has a life outside his webpage, you know like a job?
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#27


Finally! It was really good too. I've always wondered who made those stupid shades of red lipstick colours...
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#28
Quote by About 2 Snap
Hmm....Maybe he has a life outside his webpage, you know like a job?


well obviously he does
but i'm just saying why the **** did it take him a third of a year to update?
He used to update like once or twice a month.
Maybe he's losing intrest.
Cancer.
#29
Quote by jesus-squared
well obviously he does
but i'm just saying why the **** did it take him a third of a year to update?
He used to update like once or twice a month.
Maybe he's losing intrest.


He's not obligated in any way to update his site, you know. Maybe he was just busy, or didn't feel like it.
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#30
Quote by Kensai
He's not obligated in any way to update his site, you know. Maybe he was just busy, or didn't feel like it.

He was probably watching something really good on tv.
#31
Quote by Draken
He was probably watching something really good on tv.


Probably family guy re-runs. That's how he does his research, you know!
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#32
Quote by Kensai
Probably family guy re-runs. That's how he does his research, you know!

lol maybe, or he was watching lost and tried to figure out the plot.
#33
Quote by Kensai
Probably family guy re-runs. That's how he does his research, you know!

Apparently.
#34
^ Haha, any normal man would've given up after the first 15 minutes.
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#35
Quote by jesus-squared
well obviously he does
but i'm just saying why the **** did it take him a third of a year to update?
He used to update like once or twice a month.
Maybe he's losing intrest.

He did write a book and a comic, both of which I'm sure he tried to publicly support.
#36
Quote by thrashfan
He has gotten less cruel in recent months. His stuff from a few years ago I liked the most. I laughed so hard at the ones where he commented on little kids' drawings.

This one was pretty funny and so was the iPhone. I was just happy that he made a new article at all . Because he hadn't in like 4 or 5 months.

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#37
Tit curtains
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#39
I love his description of Hollister. It's everything I've been wanting to say, but couldn't put it in words.
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#40
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I love his description of Hollister. It's everything I've been wanting to say, but couldn't put it in words.

He's a genius, his writing has inspired my own satiricism and helped me in part to write my recent letter to Complex Magazine in my "Tired of being solicited?" thread.
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