#1
so this game is much like one of the past: only instead of things that make you happy, its things that make you sad

mine:
sign onto MSN messenger, no one's on
sign into GMail, no new messages
sign into UG, no new PMs
leaving my guitar in the car and not wantin to get it cuz its cold

your turn


just to save you the trouble:

"TS threads"

"TS not using the search bar"

cant we all just git along?
UG's HIPPIE
#4
getting cancer

/thread
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You are so going to hell, but that is hilarious.


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#5
Quote by M0ly
getting cancer

/thread

Cancer or gtfo
Diezel, Motherfucker
#6
Quote by mh400nt
Cancer or gtfo


I have cancer so gtfo yourself
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You are so going to hell, but that is hilarious.


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Idiot
#7
Quote by M0ly
I have cancer so gtfo yourself


That'll do

Im glad you are spending your remaining time arguing on internet forums
Diezel, Motherfucker
#9
Getting scooped after clubbing.
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#10
Quote by mh400nt
That'll do

Im glad you are spending your remaining time arguing on internet forums


I'm spending my time on forums because I'm to ill to go to school or practice a lot of guitar

and I'm glad you find this amusing, because I certainly don't
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You are so going to hell, but that is hilarious.


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Idiot
#11
Quote by Minkaro
Having to wait two years to see your girlfriend again.

Seriously?

Wow, sucks to be you..
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#13
Having my dad pay $2,500 for an Airline ticket only to have to ask him for another $200 for a new Passport.

After the guilt subsides i'll be happy again.
#14
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Seriously?

Wow, sucks to be you..

Nah, it'll all be worth it when I see her again. It's not like I don't get to talk to her, I speak to her on MSN like once a month. (Would speak on the phone, but we'd be there for ages and we'd end up broke)
#15
Quote by x0rsist
Getting scooped after clubbing.


clubbing
n : a condition in which the ends of toes and fingers become
wide and thick; a symptom of heart or lung disease


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

Club \Club\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Clubbed; p. pr. & vb. n.
Clubbing.]
1. To beat with a club.

2. (Mil.) To throw, or allow to fall, into confusion.

To club a battalion implies a temporary inability in
the commanding officer to restore any given body of
men to their natural front in line or column.
--Farrow.

3. To unite, or contribute, for the accomplishment of a
common end; as, to club exertions.

4. To raise, or defray, by a proportional assesment; as, to
club the expense.

To club a musket (Mil.), to turn the breach uppermost, so
as to use it as a club.

5. To dance at a nightclub.


#17
Quote by denizenz
clubbing
n : a condition in which the ends of toes and fingers become
wide and thick; a symptom of heart or lung disease


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

Club \Club\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Clubbed; p. pr. & vb. n.
Clubbing.]
1. To beat with a club.

2. (Mil.) To throw, or allow to fall, into confusion.

To club a battalion implies a temporary inability in
the commanding officer to restore any given body of
men to their natural front in line or column.
--Farrow.

3. To unite, or contribute, for the accomplishment of a
common end; as, to club exertions.

4. To raise, or defray, by a proportional assesment; as, to
club the expense.

To club a musket (Mil.), to turn the breach uppermost, so
as to use it as a club.

5. To dance at a nightclub.





: haha:


Number 5 thanks, although id love to take part in number 1.
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#19
Waking up with a clowns hand in my pants
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#20
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^He was clearly clubbing seals when he was scooped up by a passing helicopter shaped like a nightclub.
Duh.


lol
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You are so going to hell, but that is hilarious.


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Idiot
#23
Quote by mh400nt
That'll do

Im glad you are spending your remaining time arguing on internet forums



oh burn.

also enough about the cancer. we get it. WE GET IT.
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#24
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Getting a delayed text from your mate, the day after he commited suicide

THAT sucks... *e-hugs*
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#25
Quote by robertreilly666
oh burn.

also enough about the cancer. we get it. WE GET IT.


Post of truth. I dont mean to make mr cancer dude feel bad but yeah, seriously, WE GET IT.
Diezel, Motherfucker
#26
My mates don't give a **** about me, got nothing to do and it's freezing. It sucks...
#27
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sign onto MSN messenger, no one's on


that's cuz everyone's blocked u. lol i dont get how that works, when i sign in at least 20 ppl are on, and that's at like 12:00 at night
Half Man, Half Bearpig! I am Super Sereal!

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Every time the Jonas Brothers play, an innocent in Darfur is killed.


lol diversity in UGers:

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I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.



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my balls are hairy as chewbacca's...
#28
Quote by musicfreak003
that's cuz everyone's blocked u. lol i dont get how that works, when i sign in at least 20 ppl are on, and that's at like 12:00 at night


It's because you are so popular...
#30
lol no...nvm
Half Man, Half Bearpig! I am Super Sereal!

Quote by jravolta
Every time the Jonas Brothers play, an innocent in Darfur is killed.


lol diversity in UGers:

Quote by i have to pee
I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.



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my balls are hairy as chewbacca's...
#32
Quote by mh400nt
Cancer or gtfo


Well, our avatars fit like peas in a pod, aye?
Wolfie, Moley, Witty, Dgmey, Grundy
#33
I'd say....
You turn on your computer, and as soon as it boots up...
Power outage
fries the computer.
Wolfie, Moley, Witty, Dgmey, Grundy
#34
Quote by M0ly
I have cancer so gtfo yourself


Sorry to hear that. I hope your treatment is successful.
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