#1
i just came over from scholl and on the bus home happened a funny thing between some girl and her young bro':
Bro(about 13):Im gonna tell mom you took my laptop from my room to talk to that guy your dating on msn!*laughs*
sister:if you tell that to mom im gonna tell her what i found on your computer you horny little freak

well....everyone was laughing, and he turned red, and shut his mouth and just went back to his seat.....so i guess she "owned" him.
i laughed my asss off

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#2
I deleted my near 100% completed Final Fantasy X game, with probably a good 200+ hours of play, because I set the cursor to "Memory", and my friend was starting a new game.
I was pissed.


Self-Pwning is so much more embarassing.
#5
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I deleted my near 100% completed Final Fantasy X game, with probably a good 200+ hours of play, because I set the cursor to "Memory", and my friend was starting a new game.
I was pissed.


Self-Pwning is so much more embarassing.


Same here, I had 255 luck for every character
#8
Half Man, Half Bearpig! I am Super Sereal!

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#9
I wish I was a mod, then I could go...

*Closed* OWNED!!





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#11
He's now learnt an important lesson too hide his porn better now though. Owned but a lesson has been learned.
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