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Well, UG. I never thought i would have to end up making one of "those" threads but the time has come. I have a problem.

Well, lets start at the start. A couple of weeks ago, i was on work experience, and one thing lead to another and on the lunch break, i ended up having sex with this girl.

Now, a few weeks further on, she makes a big deal of it, getting the "boys" to threaten me and coming to me in a strop telling me i'm a liar and ****. Although, she's been changing her story for weeks, and I've kept the same "Done it, regretted it" stroy since it happened.

So UG, what should i do about her?
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#3
hmm, a tricky one, well go up to her discreetly and say "Look, i know what we did was a mistake but so help me if you tell a soul i will set my self alight."


That should do it.
#4
fuck her again
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#5
I think you should tell her to go away and stop acting childish, perhaps you should apologise to her and try to reconcile (though you dont have to have sex again) and if that dont work then you should beat up the boys one by one. That'd teach that bitch.
#6
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fuck her again


Im not sure why but this seems like the best course of action!
#7
Punch her in the teeth!

Or the belly just incase she is pregnant.... rerember
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Find her route home from school, wait in the darkest ally, and then use my favorite math equation!

Chloroform+Rag=

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hmm, a tricky one, well go up to her discreetly and say "Look, i know what we did was a mistake but so help me if you tell a soul i will set my self alight."


That should do it.


Yeah, except we've both told many people, so thats rather... obsolete
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It's simple to sound like them, tune your guitars down a couple of steps but don't worry if it's actually IN tune or not, then just plug in and throw your guitar out the window.
#13
Confront her and ask her why she has a problem with what you two did? Then proceed to saying that it takes two to tango, and if she really didn't want to it's not like you put a gun to her head.. and if you did put a gun to her head, then just say that she's lucky you didn't kill her?
#14
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i like how you go from lunch break to sex

+1,i think we has a womanizer here!!

Theres only one way to get these problems sorted out,and that is to get her finished off...you know...taken out...
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#15
don't boast that you had a shag. it usually means you didn't.

i broke up with my girlfriend when i was a little kid for telling everyone i kissed her. it was a long, long time ago but i learnt my lesson.

fookin her again or slipping her a kilo of rat poison could solve it tho.
#16
Well how did it get from having sex to arguing??

You missed that part of the story out.
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That is the ultimate meme..
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#20
I'll kill her for you... hell you're on UG so i'll throw in the ********* for free =-P
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#21
Tell her that you're pregnant.
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#23
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']

That is the ultimate meme..


oh fuck off
Not another UG meme

Lul WUT pear
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jesus christ

Just NO
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#24
secksbutt.

Its the only way.
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#25
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oh fuck off
Not another UG meme

Lul WUT pear
icyhot
butt secks


jesus christ

Just NO

I didn't post it, so YOU fuck off.
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#26
Quote by MetalheadA7X
oh fuck off
Not another UG meme

Lul WUT pear
icyhot
butt secks


jesus christ

Just NO

Pfft not a ug meme niether is the "lul wut?" pear.

Just embrace the little posts of mindless humor.
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#27
from your post, i really dont understand what your problem is.....

the girl is telling ppl lies about what happened? ppl dont understand?
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Pfft not a ug meme niether is the "lul wut?" pear.

Just embrace the little posts of thoughtless goodness.

Thankyou rizo299.
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#29
if you had sex with her, i think she must have liked you somewhat before hand. WHY is she mad at you?
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#32
I'm not exactly sure what the problem is, but I'[m pretty sure you just made this thread to let us all know you had sex at your work experience placement.

Congratulations, you're an inspiration to us all.
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#33
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I didn't post it, so YOU fuck off.

It was the fact you were praising it
Not the fact that you did it.

And i wasn't saying **** off to you.

More to the idea of memes in general once they get out of hand.
They start off ok, quite funny, a bit of a laugh


but then everyone uses them.
And it just gets annoying then turned into a bannable offence. so it is really betterif it doesn't start

sorry for offending you if i did [x]Huffy[x]
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#34
oh rly ?
I had sex with my math teacher and she told everybody, then the very next day I found her husband outside of the school.
And he said :
"congratulations you got punk'd"


Seriously though, i'm really tired of the "omg i had sex with a girl plz help me out cuz she's freaking me out". Specialy because 90% of these cases are fake.
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I'm not exactly sure what the problem is, but I'[m pretty sure you just made this thread to let us all know you had sex at your work experience placement.

Congratulations, you're an inspiration to us all.


I honestly didnt, Its because she seems to be being really childish about it and she cant seem to accept whats done is done, and i need help to try and make her see that -_-"
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It's simple to sound like them, tune your guitars down a couple of steps but don't worry if it's actually IN tune or not, then just plug in and throw your guitar out the window.
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Quote by MetalheadA7X
It was the fact you were praising it
Not the fact that you did it.

And i wasn't saying **** off to you.

More to the idea of memes in general once they get out of hand.
They start off ok, quite funny, a bit of a laugh


but then everyone uses them.
And it just gets annoying then turned into a bannable offence. so it is really betterif it doesn't start

sorry for offending you if i did [x]Huffy[x]

When they become bannable, you know you've started something hillerious
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Tell her that you're pregnant.


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Is it incest if I had sex with my brother in law's half sister? Because if it is, it was so ****ing worth it.
#38
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When they become bannable, you know you've started something hillerious



I have been told the lulwut pear was bannable, and i am sure Kankuro was banned for it.
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#39
Quote by MetalheadA7X
It was the fact you were praising it
Not the fact that you did it.

And i wasn't saying **** off to you.

More to the idea of memes in general once they get out of hand.
They start off ok, quite funny, a bit of a laugh


but then everyone uses them.
And it just gets annoying then turned into a bannable offence. so it is really betterif it doesn't start

sorry for offending you if i did [x]Huffy[x]

Nah, its cool. chill boy.
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#40
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Nah, its cool. chill boy.


Thanks, I am glad you are ok
I really am a nice person lol.

And i think i have took this thrad far enough off topic so here is a positive contribution.....

Tell her that she was as big a part in it as you. And if she doesn't listen just tell everyone she was **** in bed lol.
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