#1
So...

A-rod lives in my town. Since I'm a Yankee fan, I'm trying to decide whether or not to go and egg his house. The only problems that me and my friends have talked about is security and how far his house will be from his front gate (which will be closed obviously).

Would you guys do it?
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who's A-rod?

(its probably obvious, but i have no idea)
Alex Rodriguez, yankees 3rd basemen

he's one of the best players in the league
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#8
oh in that case, i'd say... yes? but, see if you can make a contraption to lob the eggs over the fence so you don't actually have to jump the fence

because even if he is just a baseman I'm sure he can throw an egg a hell of a lot harder than you can
#9
do it...so my mom can hear about it, tell me about it, then i can tell her i know who did it.
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#10
idk if hes gonna be a Yankee for too much longer, seeing as Torre left. But id try it anyway. maybe try a paintball gun depending on how big his front yard is.
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Alex Rodriguez, yankees 3rd basemen

he's one of the best players in the league

Wasn't he booted off the team,for not showing at a game recently?

Anyhow, I know some other team will pick him up soon..
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idk if hes gonna be a Yankee for too much longer, seeing as Torre left. But id try it anyway. maybe try a paintball gun depending on how big his front yard is.


Or, even better, a paintball gun that shoots eggs.
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#16
um no, dont egg it. whats the point? they support some one else who you dont? they are allowed their own opinion, you are in a free country.

next time use common sense
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um no, dont egg it. whats the point? they support some one else who you dont? they are allowed their own opinion, you are in a free country.

next time use common sense


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um no, dont egg it. whats the point? they support some one else who you dont? they are allowed their own opinion, you are in a free country.

next time use common sense


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#19
Why not throw eggs at every Yankee players' house? I mean, they all sucked during the playoffs.

The Yankees sure as hell wouldn't have been there without A-Rod.
#20
The point to egging the house would be that you are representing a large group of Americans. It's more than just you who wants to egg his house. Be an extension of the people who agree that his house should be egged. I'll bet most of the people that want to egg his house are American too. America stands for freedom and children. You don't hate America do you? You don't hate freedom don't you? You don't hate children do you? That's right you don't. So it would be in the best interest of all the Americans if you would egg the house. Do it for the people. Do it for the children. Do it for freedom!

P.S.-Don't get caught.
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The point to egging the house would be that you are representing a large group of Americans. It's more than just you who wants to egg his house. Be an extension of the people who agree that his house should be egged. I'll bet most of the people that want to egg his house are American too. America stands for freedom and children. You don't hate America do you? You don't hate freedom don't you? You don't hate children do you? That's right you don't. So it would be in the best interest of all the Americans if you would egg the house. Do it for the people. Do it for the children. Do it for freedom!

P.S.-Don't get caught.


haha

Well sorry to disappoint everybody, but I didn't get a chance to. His house is really far into some private property anyways.


And to the Red Sox fan......**** you.
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