Poll: How drunk have you been?
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View poll results: How drunk have you been?
Tipsy
26 7%
Drunk (falling about etc.)
68 18%
Head in a bucket
93 24%
Unconcious/death
118 31%
Don't drink
77 20%
Voters: 383.
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#1
What is the most drunk you have ever been? (and i searched before posting this and found nothing)

I collapsed and was unconscious after 6litres of cider and woke up in my mates bed.

I expect to hear some enthralling tales
#2
Why is "death" part of the fourth option?

But yeah, unconscious.
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#3
Oh, you will

You will find out about a year later you actually drank about double that.
Happened to me

4 cans of Carling
4 cans of special brew
a bottle of brown ale
about 5 shots of vodka
about 3 shots of absynth
some tennants


i nearly died
i was ill for about days after
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#4
none, i drink but ive never been tipsy
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#5
Unconscious.
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#6
Only borderline drunk. I usually stop after that. Probably end up unconscious on my 18th for shits n' giggles.
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#7
Prior to projectile vomitting, I spaced out on a bench for nearly half an hour, apparently someone said bye to me and I responded, but I don't remember.

Which is weird because I remember everything else previously and after that said half an hour.
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#8
Had 70cl of Jager, 6 pints of Strongbow Super and a load of vodka on an empty stomach and woke up in a river 16 miles away, and was still drunk from it at midday the next day. Can't remember a thing
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Had 70cl of Jager, 6 pints of Strongbow Super and a load of vodka on an empty stomach and woke up in a river 16 miles away, and was still drunk from it at midday the next day. Can't remember a thing


#13
Very drunk, arrested and hungover for 3½ days.

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#15
About 12 bottles of budweiser, 3 shots of absinthe, about half a bottle of wine, quarter bottle of sambuka, some jagermeister and about 5 joints. Needless to say, I was ****ed.
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#17
I find it sad that more people in the pit don't drink than have been unconsious through it


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#18
i drunk like half a bottle of green absinthe once

i had to be walked home like a dog i no sense of anything!

completely out of it
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#19
8 bud lights, 9 shots of jack daniels, half of a fifth of vodka, about 7 or 8 smirnoff ices, half a small bottle of peach schnapps.

yea..it was a bad night/next morning
#20
Quote by Demonikk
Had 70cl of Jager, 6 pints of Strongbow Super and a load of vodka on an empty stomach and woke up in a river 16 miles away, and was still drunk from it at midday the next day. Can't remember a thing


Hahaha, good stuff.
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#22
I can't remember...
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#23
On an empty stomach I managed 4 bottles of Budweiser, 14 pints of real ales and at least 6 double vodka red bulls. But we started around half past 1 and took the 14 pints easily. Pretty good for a 15 hour drinking session, I remember most of it and was in control of what I was doing before the vodka. Even after that I wasn't that bad, just acting quite drunk instead of vomitting etc. The hangover wasn't that bad either.
#24
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#25
Well the most wasted I've ever been involved some weed.
About 5 cans of Carling, 2 cans of Special Brew, about 100ml of Vodka, 2 litres of cider, some other spirit, I think it was Whiskey, and about 4 spliffs.
My god. I was unconscious and most of my mates were too... The sober ones left us and I was the last to wake up, in the corner of a field.
#26
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I thought there would be more in the tipsy/drunk bit and ALOT less in the unconcious.
#27
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most of the people in the pit are below 15 so and spend all there time on UG so they don't drink!!!#

Me being one of them I have never been drunk but i have drunk like a whole bottle of Cider!!! like a small bottle(actually it was medium :s)
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#28
The worst I've ever been is in a state of falling asleep in the middle of the day in the middle of a shopping centre. Not unconcious, I was just very sleepy and being drunk made me not care about where I fell. But I've never been much of a drinker, even less so now.
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#29
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Why is "death" part of the fourth option?

But yeah, unconscious.

For those that died and were resurrected.

For me, definitely head in a bucket.
#30
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most of the people in the pit are below 15 so and spend all there time on UG so they don't drink!!!#

Me being one of them I have never been drunk but i have drunk like a whole bottle of Cider!!! like a small bottle(actually it was medium :s)

That's no excuse! I'm just over 16 and I'm sure you've read my post!
Edit: My friend reminded me just now, on top of all that I was stoned out of my mind and had several shots of Stroh too :S
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#31
Death for me.
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#32
About 6 or 7 pints of Stella, 1 1/2 bottles of fruit cider, a bottle of Magners, 2 cans of 1664 and probably some other crap as well that I don't remember. This is at my friend's aprty, and he lives in a pub. My memory blanks out when I went upstairs at about 3am. I wake up on the bathroom floor at about 7am, with my friend poking a raw sausage (yes, i know) in my face. I crawl out of the bathroom into another room. Apparently I had been asleep on my friends floor, puked up horribly whilst in my sleep and carried on sleeping. I have no idea how I got to the bathroom.

Another time I had half a bottle of rum, about 7 bottles of beer and some whisky. I ended up in the middle of town, kicking bins and telling people who stopped to see if I was ok to 'go eat a ****'.
#34
For my buddy's 19th birthday, me and a bunch of people went out to dinner, and then got ****faced. I had this delicious hot roast beef sandwhich. I also shotgunned like, 6 beers and had quite a few shots.

Needless to say, vomiting up a good meal is not that tasty.
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#35
Drank nearly half a litre of whiskey and a few sips of random stuff, passed out in some old guy's backyard, had the old guy wake me up, and threaten to call the police on me, woke up a few hours later in another random backyard., walked around in a haze, got caught by my dad, tried to get away from him by walking drunkenly/slowly around a big van several times until he fianlly just went the other way and got me. needless to say, my parents were pissed, but i don't remember much of "the talk". (I was only 13, nearly 14, and it was my first time really drinking.)

Worst thing is, i never even managed to get the ticket for the concert i was there to go to.

And how strong is hard cider (I'll just assume that's what you guys mean when you say cider)

And unconscious and death should be separate options, since there's a huge difference.
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#36
i find it hard to believe that alot of you guys can drink that much and not die. seeing as how a lot of us here on UG are under 18, i doubt any of you guys have been drinking long enough to develop a tolerance like that.

i mean come on, i seriously do not believe that some kid can drink a bottle of vodka, six beers, 5 shots of absynthe. i find it hard to believe that a kid can get a hold of that. i have enough trouble getting half a bottle of tequila and some beers, let alone absynthe and the like.

this thread is bull****.
#37
Unconsious.

I blacked out while I was carried to a mates house.
I remember bits of sitting on the wall outside thier house, bits of lying on thier sofa, no idea why I was upstairs in someone elses bed the next morning.
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#38
Worst I've ever been was when I was in New York and got into the VIP bit of a club and was fed beer, vodka, whiskey and shots of god knows what all night. I didn't even have a hangover but I was sick a good few times over the next 24 hours.
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#39
e found that very little good comes out of drinking, so i don't partake.

+1
the same is true with just about any kind of vice.
#40
Thank god I look about 20 eh?
If I looked like some 13-year old the Police would have lifted me right off the street :P
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