#1
Yes it deserves it's own thread.
So me and my friend smoke and then we go to this really rich neighborhood to meet up with some girls, the girls were drunk as **** and couldn't give us directions so we chilled at Chipoltle while calling some people up. We meet up with my two friends from my old school and like 5 of there friends who have to cartons of eggs and are like yeah man lets go egging. We were looking for kids to fight with eggs. Anyways we walk past this big dark park and we see some kids near a highschool. I see a kid smililing and I see 5 more kids two go up behind me and knock to eggs on me. Me and my friend only had two eggs on us the rest were with the other people. The other people all 7 of them just start running leaving me and my friend with two eggs. So I look for the widest kid cause I'm high as **** and I hit him. My friend nailed a black kid and then he punched him in the face. Then we see noones there to back us up so it was 2 people no eggs against 5 with 100 atleast, so we start running, get chased, out run em. Meet up with the other people and yell at them and ****. Go to this chicks house to finsih up a party going on and now I'm back home.
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#2
I don't think it deserved it's own thread.

Not one bit.
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#3
Well good for you. I'm happy for you. I really am.
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#4
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My friend nailed a black kid


Thanks for telling us your friend is homosexual.
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#5
So... why do we need to know this? Are you showing off how you got chased like an angry mob?

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#6
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I don't think it deserved it's own thread.

Not one bit.

+1
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#8
I might deflate your thread in the next few moments, for that I apologize.

My Halloween went like this.

1) I get kicked out of my school
2) I fly 3 hours to get home
3) My Pops rips my head off
4) Is now sending me to military school
5) I hate the military, and war and stuff

So if you're saying yours was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.
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#9
i went to mcdonalds, and then it rained
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#10
Here's my Halloween so far:

- Come back from campus around 5:30.
- Skate till 6:30
- Go to Safeway and buy candy for children.
- Answer door at even 15 minute intervals to give candy to children.
- Make dinner
- I'm eating my dinner right now.
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#11
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Thanks for telling us your friend is homosexual.

Whoa whoa who said afformentioned kid was male?

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#12
My Halloween:

Wait, we don't celebrate that here in Australia. My bad.

Except for all those dumbass losers who go trick or treating. When you're like 5 it's cool, but when you are 15, no. It's not big over here and it should stay that way.
#13
your friend punched a stranger in the face?
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#15
Well in case anyone cares, mine was awesome! I didn't even need to get in trouble.
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#16
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Thanks for telling us your friend is homosexual.


Thanks for assuming that kid means male.
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#17
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Here's my Halloween so far:

- Come back from campus around 5:30.
- Skate till 6:30
- Go to Safeway and buy candy for children.
- Answer door at even 15 minute intervals to give candy to children.
- Make dinner
- I'm eating my dinner right now.


What are you having if you don't mind my asking
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#18
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Thanks for assuming that kid means male.

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Whoa whoa who said afformentioned kid was male?


Unless if specified, we are required by UG law to assume any "friend" mentioned on UG is male.

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What are you having if you don't mind my asking


I stir-fried some vegetables and added some pre-made pasta sauce to that. I'm having some ballerass pasta right now. I usually spend a good hour making something nice, but tonight was a lazy night, so pasta it is.
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#20
That wasn't lame at all, that was pretty eventful.


I trick or treated with about 20 kids that I'm not the most fond of (and I don't really like big crowds) and then went to a girls house with all the kids and attempted watching a movie (don't try to actually WATCH a movie with 19 other kids, doesn't work)


THAT is lame

yours was kind of cool and story worthy


That kid that got sent to bootcamp had a lame Halloween, /thread
#22
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Unless if specified, we are required by UG law to assume any "friend" mentioned on UG is male.

lol Good point! I forgot about that one.

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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#23
i told an annoying friend i wasn't doing anything. he later found out that i was in fact hanging out with other people, now im REALLLLY looking forward to seeing him tomorrow. i met up with a few friends, lit some bottle rockets, wandered around for a while, mooched some weed off a friend, wandered some more, went to some other guys house and tried some hookah, they actually saw the bottle rockets we lit off earlier, then i wandered some more, then i ended up home. i am now on UG. sorry for the epic run-on.


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#24
Last year I had to work, so this year I took off and hung out with my friends all night. Much deserved.
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#25
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I might deflate your thread in the next few moments, for that I apologize.

My Halloween went like this.

1) I get kicked out of my school
2) I fly 3 hours to get home
3) My Pops rips my head off
4) Is now sending me to military school
5) I hate the military, and war and stuff

So if you're saying yours was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.


Cut your wrists.
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#26
This thread fails so hard.
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#28
You wont get no sympathy from the pit. Me in perticular.
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#29
I watched a god-awful film and had sex. A mixed-bag.
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#30
You're right. Your Halloween was lame.


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#31
Mine was boring. All I did was trick or treat(yeah I still trick or treat because I want my candy) and play GH3 with a couple friends.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#32
¬_¬ Wow! And wasnt that a productive two minutes!!

*Asks god for the 2 wasted minutes of his life*
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#33
Damn, that was worthwhile. You want a sucky hallowe'en? Try spending the evening on dialysis. It's a f*cking hoot.
Really.


Please kill me.
#34
You know, the fictional future from some movies, where humanity regresses to a stone age - like state where people wear animal hides and do justice by bashing each other with clubs and sometimes resort to egg throwing fights, no longer seems all that fictional after reading this thread.
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#35
Me and my bros climbed a rock wall at some festival shindig. I did the "advanced" side. It was fun, and it gave me an appreciation for climbing, like free hand or whatever. I realized how, had the safety harness thing not been there, the only control over my life were my hands and feet. A very real physical dependence. I want to try it again without the safety harness, and I want to start maybe doing some novice free hand climbing stuff.

Is that what its called, anyway? Free hand? At any rate, that was the high point *rimshot* of my halloween. Pretty boring. Some kid in a power rangers costume nose dived into our flowerbed, that was pretty funny. Thats nose to nose with the climbing thing. Stiff competition for the most eventful occurrence of the All Saints Day persuasion.
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#36
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+1
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