#1
Self explanatory.

I was looking at all our McDonalds monopoly pieces and I said "out loud"

"How many orientals do we have?" haha

anyone else say anything stupid when no one is around?
some people like sports.
i like tits.
#2
I actually say ridiculously intellegent things when no ones around.

It's when people are around that the stupid things come out.
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#3
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I actually say ridiculously intellegent things when no ones around.

It's when people are around that the stupid things come out.


I know how you feel.
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#5
nothing because i dont talk to my myself
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#7
i basically just think out loud, swear 10x more often
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#8
i usually find myself humming something like yankee doodle or some rap song i heard ( i hate rap) earlier on the radio... usually sitting on my left hand for warmth then using my right hand to type and use the mouse. it works out nicely.
#9
"Piss. PISS IN MY ASS."

Name the reference.
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#11
I love saying that when no one is around though. It's so fun.
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#12
totally off point but my dads friend works for this car dealership where he is a mechanic, so this black woman pulls up and whats the get her tires rotated*jokes aside pervs lol* so he walks around the back to inspect the car and see a bunch of ferns in her trunk and totally without thinking he says "Oh going to make your own jungle there huh?" he said is foot has never been so far up his ass in his life lol
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#13
When I play surf maps on Counter Strike Source, I make airplane noises...

Does that count for anything?
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#14
I sing Muse loud, in my car. Although when someone passes I act like I'm talking on the phone.
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#15
Well once I was playing drums alone and hit myself in the face with my right hand drumstick and immediately looked around angerly to see who threw something at me.


then I hung my head in shame.
#16
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I sing Muse loud, in my car. Although when someone passes I act like I'm talking on the phone.


I'd love to hear how you manage that

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Well once I was playing drums alone and hit myself in the face with my right hand drumstick and immediately looked around angerly to see who threw something at me.


then I hung my head in shame.



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#17
^ Well I always feel awkward after wards, because I haver the lingering thought "Shit... did they see me". The way it's done, when a car drives past, I lift my hand like there is a phone next to my ear, and move my lips like I was talking.
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#18
I sing random songs when in the car or alone. I seem to swear a lot more when alone too.

92% of teenagers have moved to rap, put this in your sig if your the 8% that listens to real music.
#19
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I sing Muse loud, in my car. Although when someone passes I act like I'm talking on the phone.



DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
I DO THAT TOO!
except the muse part, kuz they suck ass
but yeah...
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#20
the only time i ever talk to myself is when im riding, but more often than not im singing. it's fine until i slow down at a junction and get weird looks from pedestrians (i forget they can hear me when im going slow or at a stop) that and i just shout at other drivers for driving like idiots.
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#21
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"Piss. PISS IN MY ASS."

Name the reference.


South Park. Definitely a good episode.
#22
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I actually say ridiculously intellegent things when no ones around.

It's when people are around that the stupid things come out.


Same here...I once made the most spontaneously brilliant joke I'll ever make and only one person heard it.
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#23
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I sing random songs when in the car or alone. I seem to swear a lot more when alone too.

92% of teenagers have moved to rap, put this in your sig if your the 8% that listens to real music.

You fail @ sig.

Don't make that into your actual sig though, I'll be forced to explain to you the finer points of people being allowed opinions, most likely resulting in my e-raping you.

On topic:

I make random noises when I'm alone, and sing along really loudly to whatever I'm listening to.
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