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#1
Not only is today my Birthday. I just found out that my wifes blood test results show that she's pregnant!!! Hows that for timing. . I'm excited as hell!!
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#3
Congrats, happy brithday as well!
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#4
Congrats! - And happy birthday!

Guess your wife doesn't have to give a present, then?
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#5
That's awesome. Happy birthday and congratulations.
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#7
woah mate i'm happy for oyu
congratz
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#9
Its nice to see some happiness round here! Congrats man!
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#13
Pics or it didn't happen...

No?

Ok, well congratulations! You should name it something awesome. Like Xavier or Jesus
#15
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Congrats! - And happy birthday!

Guess your wife doesn't have to give a present, then?


she already has the present

congrats man, probably one of the best days of your life
#18
Congratulations!

Might I suggest Jack as a baby name?
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#19
lol...i was born on my mothers birthday


congrats
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#23
Yeah Good luck with that...
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#27
Happy birthday and congratulations!!! Tell youre wife congrats too! Enjoy t3h baby!
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#29
Ugh, another mouth to feed...

Uhhh, I mean Happy Birthday!
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#33
congratz dude, can i give you a man hug please?

and that is some wicked timing eh? nice man, me happy for you pappy
#34
Congrats man! Even if it will be the most expensive present ever! Good luck and happy birthday!
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#35
Thanks for all the love. This will be our first child. Funny thing is I was actually thinking of Xavier for a middle name lol.
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#36
Congrats and best of luck dude!!
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#38
I'm happy that your wife is pregnant, but I think that this:

Would be a better birthday present.

But maybe that's just me.
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#39
dude, im so sorry to hear that.


pregnant?

that sucks.


jk. that would be my reaction if my gf got pregnant. congrats!
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