#1
What a man.

Taught by Aristotle, started out to avenge a 200 year-old war, took over most of Asia and discovered new worlds. Best ever.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#6
I bet I could beat Alexander the Great at Pokemon...
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#7
His father was better, he formed the army and all.

*gets stabbed by spear*

(I estimate about one person getting that joke.)
#8
Quote by nebraskan
I bet I could beat Alexander the Great at Pokemon...


He would destroy your ass.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#9
"Alexander the great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the great
Became a legend amongst mortal men"
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#10
he was a great man... i was at his father's toomb... discovered only few years ago... impressing
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#11
Quote by kaptink
His father was better, he formed the army and all.

*gets stabbed by spear*

(I estimate about one person getting that joke.)


Alexnder the great killed his dad didn't he?


#12
You know he liked to dress up as Athena and ride through town?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#13
If Alexander The Great is so great...how come he's dead?
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#14
Quote by TheBassMan3
If Alexander The Great is so great...how come he's dead?


More like Alexander The Fuck It eh?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#15
Quote by darkstar2466
"Alexander the great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the great
Became a legend amongst mortal men"

the greatest man ever to be immortalised in a song by Iron Maiden.
If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all...

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#17
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Alexnder the great killed his dad didn't he?


No...
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...