Poll: Should we adopt the baby?
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View poll results: Should we adopt the baby?
YES!
135 52%
No, unless Kensai rasies it.
126 48%
Voters: 261.
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#1
In the spirit of a UG missle base or town, i think we should start with somthing smaller...

Adoption of a UG baby!

From birth, this baby will be raised to learn musical theory and practice guitar, it shall be taken care of by UG members and eventually become the greatest guitarist in the world.

Who will help adopt this baby?
Endorsed by Framus Amps


Quote by primusfan
you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#2
oh god
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I love you.


Quote by rabidguitarist

Can I be your adopted parent? I'd love you like a real son.


"Arguing over the internet is like the special olympics. No matter who wins, your both still retards." - A man of many muffins
#3
I'll be the lovable uncle who periodically molests people and engages in mild drug use in front of the child.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#7


That's the UG baby.
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

GEAR:
Boss ME-50
Silvertone Paul Stanley Apocalypse (modded)
Squier Affinity Strat (modded)
Italia Modulo 2
Fender Front 15G
#9
I'm pretty sure any child raised near the Pit would be the most disturbed individual ever.
#10
Ooooooooo!
Can I be the Great Grandfather, who has regular flash backs about the merciless killing of the jews in WWII.

And laughs about it.
Cam Sampbell's my hero
#11
keep that poor child away from the pit!
Professional Mixing available at request.

Everton FC
#12
Quote by DefectedFromGod


That's the UG baby.


pretty much
gear

Fender Standard Tele (with kill-switch)
PRS SE Custom
Fender Hot Rod Deville
Boss DD-3 Delay
Boss GE-7 Eq
Boss DS-1 distortion
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff
Boss CS-3 Compression
Digitech Whammy
Dunlop ZW-45 Zakk Wylde Signature wah
#13
Il be the older brother who teaches him guitar...


along with his other 710,000 brothers...


sacEDIT:we don't need to adopt, my avatar impregnates women at sight, have one of thousands...
#14
I'll be the flower in the pot on the windowsill of the window that's right next to his crib in his room

#17
Quote by minibrowny
Il be the older brother who teaches him guitar...


along with his other 710,000 brothers...



What if the kid wants to play drums?
#18
Tricked into fatherhood...


... again...
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#20
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
What if the kid wants to play drums?



slap him in the face
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i got tired of my signature and i no longer has one

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#22
Quote by DefectedFromGod


That's the UG baby.

Lolacaust
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#24
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^

Serial killer in the making.


Yes! I can make a Dexter!
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#25
Quote by Lil Macker
Ooooooooo!
Can I be the Great Grandfather, who has regular flash backs about the merciless killing of the jews in WWII.

And laughs about it.


Hahaha, this could be an awesome film.
The Spawn of the Pit: Buttsecks is back. BUT PINT-SIZED
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#28
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'd let my kid play drums!


i wouldnt but if he really wants to
anyway it can be anything other than bass
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i got tired of my signature and i no longer has one

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#29
Quote by Archaon
You guys seriously get way too connected to UG.

I can't help but agree. I didn't even type this out of free will.
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#30
Quote by Kensai
Yes! I can make a Dexter!

You've really been hooked on that show lately, haven't you?

And what the hell, if we actually bough a damn missile silo we might as well throw a couple of kids in there.

I'd actually stand behind this decision as long as the mods signed a contract to live in the silo with the kids.
#31
if UG had a baby, child services wud take him/her away in about 24 hours. tops.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#32
as no other ug lady has called it - I WANT TO BE ADOPTIVE MUMMY!
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Oh come on Emz, the thread is who's your favorite UG'er, not MOST FAVORITE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!


Elecktra Of The UG Hero's And Villian's Club Pm josh999x To Join

The proud owner of [x]Huffy[x]

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You Jackass_babe are cool.
#33
oh god. a child raised by computer addicted, guitar playing, armpit shaving and socially-disturbed men and women.
oh god.
#36
Quote by the_extremist00
i wouldnt but if he really wants to
anyway it can be anything other than bass



Hey! If he wants to be a bassist then I'll secretly teach him!
#37
The hell? How come all the women on this site play bass?

Stop confirming stereotypes dammit!
#39
Quote by Renka
You've really been hooked on that show lately, haven't you?

And what the hell, if we actually bough a damn missile silo we might as well throw a couple of kids in there.

I'd actually stand behind this decision as long as the mods signed a contract to live in the silo with the kids.


It's very educational
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#40
Quote by Renka
The hell? How come all the women on this site play bass?

Stop confirming stereotypes dammit!



There aren't that many female bassists!
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