#1
like the "worst pickup line ever thread" but with GOOD pickup lines.


enjoy!
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#3
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#5
GOOD pickup lines = oxymoron.


/thread
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#7
lol not really a good one... or a pick up line but w/e... so my highschool team name is "Axemen".
and the cross country jerseys says "SEXC" for "South Eugene Cross Country" but the X is 2 Axes crossed and every one is like "why does the jacket say SEXC (sexy)?"


sooo this girl in one of my classes is wearing the jacket and this kid in my group goes "do you know your jacket says Sexy?" and I was like "dude was that a pathetic attempt at a pick up line...
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#8
I saw this one in the other thread, EXACTLY like this one(search bar ;D)

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#9
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GOOD pickup lines = oxymoron.


/thread

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#10
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like the "worst pickup line ever thread" but with GOOD pickup lines.


enjoy!


I created the worst pick-up line thread, and for some reason, I think there is no such thing as GOOD pick-up lines. Prove me wrong, folks.
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#11
this may actually work..

go up to some random girl and go 'wow, ur beautiful.. i wonder how you'd look with a smile on?' in your best salesman voice

as she looks at this 'loser' infront of you dig around in ur backpack, pockets, whatever

look sad and say 'aw damn.. all fresh out..' hang ur head and try to keep a straight face

if she isnt smiling/laughing by now.. its useless

/thread
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#13
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this may actually work..

go up to some random girl and go 'wow, ur beautiful.. i wonder how you'd look with a smile on?' in your best salesman voice

as she looks at this 'loser' infront of you dig around in ur backpack, pockets, whatever

look sad and say 'aw damn.. all fresh out..' hang ur head and try to keep a straight face

if she isnt smiling/laughing by now.. its useless

/thread
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She's one of the few girls on the planet dumb enough to find that charming.
If you have to meet a new girl, you're gonna fail miserably if you use a line like that.
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#14
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lol not really a good one... or a pick up line but w/e... so my highschool team name is "Axemen".
and the cross country jerseys says "SEXC" for "South Eugene Cross Country" but the X is 2 Axes crossed and every one is like "why does the jacket say SEXC (sexy)?"


sooo this girl in one of my classes is wearing the jacket and this kid in my group goes "do you know your jacket says Sexy?" and I was like "dude was that a pathetic attempt at a pick up line...
pathetic horrible fail

by you, your mate, your mates girlfriend and basically your fail was fail enough for everyone in the 100 metre vincinity to simulateously fail as well.

COMPLETE FAIL
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#15
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Pfft. Pick-up lines don't work.

+1
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#16
Hey, are you doing anything later? Because I'd love to go back to your place and plough your sister.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#17
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#18
Hey, baby. I can use the search bar all night long.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#19
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#21
can I have a picture of you?

so I could show santa what I want for chrismas


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#22
ffs i already made a thread on this.. before
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