#2
That's one hell of a description man

That said I have had some weird ones...some of them make me LOL.
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#3
Best thread title ever. Won't last...
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#6
OK, well I always laugh at the ones that sound like a fresh gust of wind.


I tried.
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#7
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OK, well I always laugh at the ones that sound like a fresh gust of wind.


I tried.


loose asshole O_O?
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#9
I'm personally a fan of popping some popcorn, if you catch my drift.
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#10
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loose asshole O_O?

If you want a serious answer, I can give one...

It's not because of what you think though
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#11
My friend was drumming on his chest today and he finished it off with a fart that matched the sound of his hands hitting his chest, so no one detected it.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#12
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I'm personally a fan of popping some popcorn, if you catch my drift.



Yeah sometimes I'll rub my penis head until it becomes firm and erect like a statue.
#13
Quote by terrencemaddox
If you want a serious answer, I can give one...

It's not because of what you think though


hahah i'm just playing dude
i've never had one that sounded like wind
i just kinda put loose asshole and wind noise togethe
it makes sense to me
but lmao
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#14
Quote by jesus-squared
hahah i'm just playing dude
i've never had one that sounded like wind
i just kinda put loose asshole and wind noise togethe
it makes sense to me
but lmao

I know man. I just thought it was funny because I can actually give you a real answer. I don't know why my ass has so many issues though
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#17
My farts sound like pinch harmonics.
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#18
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This kid in my class farts the weirdest farts ever there big thick, and ****ing loud, sound like a whoopie cushion but worse.
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#19
Haha, wow. Nothing better than UG in the middle of the night with no mods around.


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#20
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Yeah sometimes I'll rub my penis head until it becomes firm and erect like a statue.

Dude, YES!
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#22
I didn't have any interesting farts lately, but I let out a huge belch last night while drinking beer...even with my mouth covered, every head in the room turned.
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#23
Quote by jesus-squared

why don't girls make noisy farts
does this bother anyone else but me?

I agree. My high school sweetheart always told me she didn't fart. I got pissed and told her to stop lying. Finally, after I kept bringing it up, she did it in front of me. It was weak.

We broke up shortly thereafter.
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#24
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I agree. My high school sweetheart always told me she didn't fart. I got pissed and told her to stop lying. Finally, after I kept bringing it up, she did it in front of me. It was weak.

We broke up shortly thereafter.


hahahaha

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#26
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I'm personally a fan of popping some popcorn, if you catch my drift.


pun intended?
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#27
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hahahaha

you are my hero

right on.
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#30
Girls would be lot more ineresting/less of a bitch if they'd just let it loose everyonce and a while
All women who read this take note.
And it's not like anyones gonna make a deal out of it, you may get a few pats on the back but meeting new people is a good thing
Especially if you meet them through farting.
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#31
Quote by jesus-squared

why don't girls make noisy farts
does this bother anyone else but me?



Guys have tighter ass holes, girls have less tight ( ) ass holes. Therefore because theirs aren't as tight they will not make as much noise when they fart as guys (unless you're gay). Compare it to like balloons when you make a farting noise with it etc.
#32
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pun intended?




Actually, no it wasn't intended, but good catch!!
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#33
Quote by xDjFx
Guys have tighter ass holes, girls have less tight ( ) ass holes. Therefore because theirs aren't as tight they will not make as much noise when they fart as guys (unless you're gay). Compare it to like balloons when you make a farting noise with it etc.



Oh
well still they have the potential
they just choose not to.
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#34
Quote by xDjFx
Guys have tighter ass holes, girls have less tight ( ) ass holes. Therefore because theirs aren't as tight they will not make as much noise when they fart as guys (unless you're gay). Compare it to like balloons when you make a farting noise with it etc.

Tell that to my friend Liz...it's like an act of terrorism coming out of her butthole.
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