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#1
Mine happened around 5 years ago, my maid and my mother saw me naked in the morning. Thankfully, it was never spoken of ever again.
#2
ur maid?
You have a maid
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#3
Your maid? Lol
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#5
How the hell do you fall asleep DURING a wank?

Are you that boring? Pity the poor girl who hooks up with you.
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#8
umm.. never fell asleep during, but i did pass out immediately after one time...
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#10
yeah i used to wank before i went to bed, almost ritually.
even if i was dead tired, like 2am, i gots ta wank!
and one time i passed out. with my laptop open and weiner out and semen everywhere.
it was like a fap murder scene.

i really hope my parents didn't see me.
#11
Quote by FlyingFuc!<
yeah i used to wank before i went to bed, almost ritually.
even if i was dead tired, like 2am, i gots ta wank!
and one time i passed out. with my laptop open and weiner out and semen everywhere.
it was like a fap murder scene.

i really hope my parents didn't see me.


let's hope not
#12
^^ "fap murder scene"
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#14
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How the hell do you fall asleep DURING a wank?

Are you that boring? Pity the poor girl who hooks up with you.


hahahaha

that just made my day
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#15
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^^ "fap murder scene"


sounds like an emo band name.
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#16
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#17
Quote by FlyingFuc!<
yeah i used to wank before i went to bed, almost ritually.
even if i was dead tired, like 2am, i gots ta wank!
and one time i passed out. with my laptop open and weiner out and semen everywhere.
it was like a fap murder scene.

i really hope my parents didn't see me.


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#18
there is this challenge that i heard of
where you drink a bottle of night quill
then wank try to finish before you fell asleep
if you do finish i guess its suppose to feel really good
but if you don't you fall alseep wanking
#21
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there is this challenge that i heard of
where you drink a bottle of night quill
then wank try to finish before you fell asleep
if you do finish i guess its suppose to feel really good
but if you don't you fall alseep wanking


*ponders*
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the muffin!
#22
I reckon a good thing to do would be to amputate your penis.
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#23
we're all missing the point~this guy has a maid
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#24
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we're all missing the point~this guy has a maid
He has a maid, but wanks instead of doing the maid?
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#26
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He has a maid, but wanks instead of doing the maid?



She's probably one of those matronly Scandinavian grandmother-type maids.


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#28
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
He has a maid, but wanks instead of doing the maid?


the maid has to be hot. which is, shall we say, less than likely.

on topic, how can you fall asleep without being incredibly drunk?

it's a mystery...
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#29
haha...you fell asleep with your **** in your hand xDxD
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#30
It's happened to me on rare occasions when I'm just not really into it.
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#31
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How the hell do you fall asleep DURING a wank?

Are you that boring? Pity the poor girl who hooks up with you.



because masturbating relieves tension and allows you to relax, thereby making you sleep easier if you're already tired?

i wish i had a maid. she could clean my room for me.
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#32
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because masturbating relieves tension and allows you to relax, thereby making you sleep easier if you're already tired?


This is the very reason I usually have a good wank before going to sleep.
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#33
I for that which is beyond epic.


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i wish i had a maid. she could clean my dick cheese for me.

Fixed
#35
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I for that which is beyond epic.


Fixed


being female means that having a maid for the purpose described above would render her position obsolete, and she would be made redundant, and have to live on the streets, and become a prostitute.

YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD.
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#37


Oh, imagine the blue balls when you wake up...
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#40
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because masturbating relieves tension and allows you to relax, thereby making you sleep easier if you're already tired?
Sleep after? YES.

During? NEVER!
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