#1
OK so some kid at my school wants to fight me and he wont leave me the **** alone so normally I would fight him in a second but i dont know if i can take him i mean were the same height and all but I just think he's tougher than me
So anyway if he does beat me then my parents will find out and if they do I'll get
sent to another school, preferably a religous school
What should I do?
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It's ok, you like metallica, you should be manly enough to take anyone down without any backlash.
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#8
If you think he's tougher than you he probably is


Either grow a pair before you fight, avoid it, or get your ass kicked
#10
Challenge him to a Guitar Battle.

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"Sweep pick attack!!"

Or you could grow up and just tell his ass off. THen he'll attack ya, and you could say you kicked his ass in self-defense.
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#13
IGNORE!!! that's the best you can do, just pretend like you don't care, and most of all, don't fight if you think he's tougher than you, 'cause then he'll certainly kick your ass
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#14
Next time he says something about fighting say "You just want an excuse to touch a guy." I garantee that it will either shut him up or get you punched in the face.
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#15
he doesnt wanna fight me anymore on my way home from school (i posted this in the library) he kept telling me off then i shoved him and he punched then i punched him harder and he tried to tackle me so i hit him in the face with my skateboard
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he doesnt wanna fight me anymore on my way home from school (i posted this in the library) he kept telling me off then i shoved him and he punched then i punched him harder and he tried to tackle me so i hit him in the face with my skateboard


Aww, that's a bull**** fight.
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You know what, that' doesn't even count as a fight....
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Originally posted by Fyre Diety
Challenge him to a Guitar Battle.

"Les Paul Studio, I choose you!"
"lespa, lespa!!!"
"Sweep pick attack!!"



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#21
tell him that you don't want to fight, but if he insists then they'll be some consequences.

then he'll probably go "what're you gonna do ya little twat?"

then you say "I hope you like your parents in several pieces" and walk away.


He'll probably leave you alone after that. If not, just learn to fight.
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#22
its all pshycological, just be relaxed calm and a "dont give a ****" attitude would help. and just be the better man.
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#23
Whats the point of fighting with somebody with the risk of getting sent to another school,even if you win or not??? Its a waste of time and energy!! And yeah! Grow teh fook up!
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#24
ok so get a can of spray paint and a big rock or brick and ask a friend you trust to give you an alibi. then in the evening like around 11 so the alibi is believable you write "be very careful" on his drive in big red letters and brick his bedroom window.....

or you could just kick him in the sack, that might do the trick aswell
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Put his face in the ground.
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Whats the point of fighting with somebody with the risk of getting sent to another school,even if you win or not??? Its a waste of time and energy!! And yeah! Grow teh fook up!

he's the one who wants to fight me I'm trying to ignore him out of us I am grown up i dont want to fight him
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punch him in the throat, will bring any man down.


That will also possibly kill him. Do not do that for crying out loud.

Anyway, just tell him to **** off and that fighting really is for pussies.
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#30
Rape him, he'll be so scared he'll **** himself. Run at him naked outside of school and rape him.
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It's ok, you like metallica, you should be manly enough to take anyone down without any backlash.


I disagree on the basis that HIM like Metallica.
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Challenge him to a Guitar Battle.

"Les Paul Studio, I choose you!"
"lespa, lespa!!!"
"Sweep pick attack!!"

Or you could grow up and just tell his ass off. THen he'll attack ya, and you could say you kicked his ass in self-defense.





I say be the better man. He's just trying to lure you into hitting him first so he can use the whole self defence card. Don't take his bait. If he whallops you first, then you have every right to defend yourself, but don't do anything that might provoke him. Avoid him if possible.
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#33
How about an official "Some douche at school wants to beat me up, help me UG!" thread?

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How about an official "Some douche at school wants to beat me up, help me UG!" thread?



=Asking for it

And besides, what the hell can we do? We're not gonna show up in force with huge weapons.
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