#1
yeah so Once again I turn to the pit
I got invited to go see some local bands play at some arena thing by this chick
it's probly a bunch of screamo band= gay
And I don't really wanna go + I have to buy a shirt and tie for tomorrow.
So wtf should I Tell her to get out of this?
Cancer.
#3
I don't want to see a bunch of retarded screamo bands?
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


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#4
Say you don't like screamo bands and besides, you need to buy a new shirt and tie tomorrow anyway.
Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#7
just tel her
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#8
"I'm sorry, but id literally rather have pubic lice infesting my groin. Id also prefer these lice to have fangs. Yeah...bitch." the finish turning her down by kicking her in the ovaries, that oughta do it, unprovoked assualt, the best kind.
#9
Mini brownie
Very clever I like that
But the thing is i'm not 100% sure they're screamo **** bands but theres no metal kids here and this place is ****.
And whatever ass asked me if i listen to myself
Yes, I listen to myself Type.

but comeon I need a legit reason
It's gotta be hella good, I ditched her at halloween
Some community dance bull****(**** that)
Cancer.
#12
Quote by jesus-squared
Mini brownie
Very clever I like that
But the thing is i'm not 100% sure they're screamo **** bands but theres no metal kids here and this place is ****.
And whatever ass asked me if i listen to myself
Yes, I listen to myself Type.

but comeon I need a legit reason
It's gotta be hella good, I ditched her at halloween
Some community dance bull****(**** that)


You don't, uh, really seem to have a lot in common with this girl.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#14
^
never occoured to me really
I was already like alright I didn't go last time so I guess i'll go the band thing....
I'm pretty sure she's inviting like a thousand of her other friends
She's like 2 years younger than me anyways
and I refuse to hang out with her little 12 year old friends and ****
So theres no way in **** i'm going.
Cancer.
#15
You're sick, your grandmother is in the hospital, you can't afford it, you have to baby-sit, you have sensitive hearing and can't handle screaming, you don't like music, you have a girlfriend and she says no, you have to give blood...

dude come on, there's millions of reasons.
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#16
Quote by rorythefaggot
You don't, uh, really seem to have a lot in common with this girl.


No, Not really she's younger than me, Kinda like emo or something, but she's an alright person.
But yeah.
I don't know much about her.
Cancer.
#18
Your best bet is to just say "listen, I don't really like you. I already ditched out on you on a flimsy excuse, and I hoped that you'd get the hint".
#20
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"I'm sorry, but id literally rather have pubic lice infesting my groin. Id also prefer these lice to have fangs. Yeah...bitch." the finish turning her down by kicking her in the ovaries, that oughta do it, unprovoked assualt, the best kind.



...........

the poor people when yuo let them down :P
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#22
Quote by x_thurston_x
You're sick, your grandmother is in the hospital, you can't afford it, you have to baby-sit, you have sensitive hearing and can't handle screaming, you don't like music, you have a girlfriend and she says no, you have to give blood...

dude come on, there's millions of reasons.


Sick may work
Grandma's dead
I kinda can afford It it's $4
I told her I've never babysat anyone..
Sensative hearing I doub.t
I told her I play guitar so not liking music is out
She asked me If i had a girlfriend already - it was a no
Too young to give blood
I can't think of anything that good man
Cancer.
#23
Quote by jesus-squared
yeah so Once again I turn to the pit
I got invited to go see some local bands play at some arena thing by this chick
it's probly a bunch of screamo band= gay
And I don't really wanna go + I have to buy a shirt and tie for tomorrow.
So wtf should I Tell her to get out of this?

Try: I don't want to.

For God's sake, you kids need to learn how to make your own decisions.
#24
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+1

Is there a reason you're such an ass to her?



No, I'm not an ass to her on purpose
The last time I didn't show up to some thing is A, I had no ride B it was a community dance playing rap and i'd have to put up with whiny 12 year old kids C I can't dance
D I had a job interview And E I ****ing hate community dances.

And now I don't wanna put up with 12 year old whiny kids AND screamo Music
I guess i could go and see if it's screamo music, find out it is waste my $4 and walk all the way back home in the -10 ass weather.
Cancer.
#25
If there's one thing I've learnt in the last six years, it's how to come up with badass excuses. I have a bank of excuses for each individual person I like to turn down invitations from. There's this one girl who was getting a little tricky, so I just blocked myself from all contact from her. That works too.

Kid, you need to buck up. Practice by hanging around annoying, clingy people (preferably girls), and act friendly. Then you'll get stuff flying at you left, right and centre for you to try out your skills on. Without practice you will never become a master like me. Also, learn to do it over the phone. I've almost fell at that particular hurdle on more than one occasion.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
Last edited by rorythefaggot at Nov 2, 2007,
#26
Quote by Archaon
Try: I don't want to.

For God's sake, you kids need to learn how to make your own decisions.



I've already made my decision, I'm looking for an excuse.
ass.
Cancer.
#27
Quote by jesus-squared
I've already made my decision, I'm looking for an excuse.
ass.

Just.
Tell.
Her.
You.
Don't.
Want.
To.
Go.

I presume you have balls. Grab a hold of them and tell her the truth.
#30
Quote by MightyAl
Just.
Tell.
Her.
You.
Don't.
Want.
To.
Go.

I presume you have balls. Grab a hold of them and tell her the truth.



+5 because you Owned me so badly.
Cancer.