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#1
at one good stand up that people probably don't know about and can check out on youtube or some thing(ie don't do the obvious dennis miller, robin williams, dane cook, dave chapelle, etc.)

ill start

gerry dee(he was on last comic standing)
nina and monk(vantriliquisim)
jeramy hotz
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#4
^i said no obvious ones damn i even listed russel peters
^^nice demetri martin is my hero
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#5
Demetri Martin
Daniel Tosh
Mitch Hedberg
Jim Gaffigan
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#6
Bill Hicks.



Sam Kinisen.
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#7
I'm not sure if anyone is into denis leary as a stand up comedian but may I recommend Lock and load and no cure for cancer? No cure for cancer is a way better show.
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not to mention herbert from family guy will touch you in your sleep
#9
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#10
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I'm not sure if anyone is into denis leary as a stand up comedian but may I recommend Lock and load and no cure for cancer? No cure for cancer is a way better show.

I liked Dennis Leary better the first time I saw him, when he was called Bill Hicks.
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#11
Lee Evans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#13
nick swardson
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#16
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dmetri martin
daniel tosh
and kyle cease, kind of


+1 on Dimetri

what about Gabriel Iglesias?
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#17
Billy Connolly practically invented modern standup
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#18
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I liked Dennis Leary better the first time I saw him, when he was called Bill Hicks.


if your saying leary stole hicks' material than I don't know i never heard hicks' material but i heard the accusations and there is this thing on youtube trying to prove it.
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#19
you dont want to watch chapelle?
hes one of the funniest people on the face of earth
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#20
Bill Maher has some good stand up.
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#22
Love a bit of Jack Dee.
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#23
Momo Rodriguez FTW!!

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if your saying leary stole hicks' material than I don't know i never heard hicks' material but i heard the accusations and there is this thing on youtube trying to prove it.

I am saying that, yes. And I'm also saying that Bill did more with it.

Bill Maher IS a funny guy. Has anyone ever seen his show on HBO?

OH! Louis C.K. That dude is ****in' hilarious.

Edit: Beat to it.
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#26
I havent watched stand up in a while....although I used to enjoy watching Chris Rock.

Also, if anyone says ANYTHING negative about Chris Rock, they're a racist. No, seriously, you're racist. And possibly a sexist.
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#27
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I am saying that, yes. And I'm also saying that Bill did more with it.

Bill Maher IS a funny guy. Has anyone ever seen his show on HBO?

OH! Louis C.K. That dude is ****in' hilarious.



Yea I saw him live on that Tourgasm comedy tour. We were all throwing a beach ball around and he took it and humped it on the stage. Never gave it back though .
#28
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Yea I saw him live on that Tourgasm comedy tour. We were all throwing a beach ball around and he took it and humped it on the stage. Never gave it back though .

Ever seen his show Lucky Louie? That show was amazing.

I also think Larry David is a funny man.

HBO rules.
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#30
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Bill Bailey.

But what about Beetle Bailey? He's a laugh riot.
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Ever seen his show Lucky Louie? That show was amazing.

I also think Larry David is a funny man.

HBO rules.



I think I might have. I never really got into him until I saw him live.


Oh and Bob Sagat was also performing. He is such a dirty motherf*cker!
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I think I might have. I never really got into him until I saw him live.


Oh and Bob Sagat was also performing. He is such a dirty motherf*cker!

Take that back about Bob Sagat, or I'm going to cut a hole in a shoe box, unzip my pants and give you a puppet show you'll never forget.
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#33
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#34
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my sig explains my fav

Umm..

David Gilmour?
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#35
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Take that back about Bob Sagat, or I'm going to cut a hole in a shoe box, unzip my pants and give you a puppet show you'll never forget.



LMAO he is! He was talking about fingering the olsen twins! Now that may sound fun, but the fact that he was on full house puts the image of 2 year old kids in my mind.
#36
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LMAO he is! He was talking about fingering the olsen twins! Now that may sound fun, but the fact that he was on full house puts the image of 2 year old kids in my mind.

Honestly, I would never want to finger an Olsen. They creep me out, they look like Muppets.
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#37
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Honestly, I would never want to finger an Olsen. They creep me out, they look like Muppets.



True.
#39
george carlin, duh.
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#40
Honestly, I never understood the appeal of Mitch Hedberg.
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