#1
alright so im going over my close friends house for a suprise party for her sixteenth birthday and i dont have a present for her. i dont know what to get. and i dont want to get something cheesy. any ideas?
#3
A car.
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#5
most will tell you "icy hot" or "dildo" or some other sort of sex toy

i say get her a cheaper guitar... at first she might not apreciate it (or she will) but eventualy shell start strumming it.. and learning chords and songs.. sooner or later shell majorly apreciate it
#6
put your dick in a box
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you say A
i say Revolution
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#7
Mix Tape!

Thats what i would be saying if you asked this question 20 years ago.
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#8
A decent pair of earings.....or a gift card somewhere, or a visa gift card which works everywhere.
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Mix Tape!

Thats what i would be saying if you asked this question 20 years ago.


Mix CD, but you gotta go all out, make the cd all pretty, make a little booklet explaining why every song rocks and put some good music on there. Brownie points for life.
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#10
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put your dick in a box

lol

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i say get her a cheaper guitar... at first she might not apreciate it (or she will) but eventualy shell start strumming it.. and learning chords and songs.. sooner or later shell majorly apreciate it

wow, thats such a pro idea. i really like that idea, im gonna put that one in the ol' memory bank.
#11
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put your dick in a box

+1 lol. My friend sings that all the effing time.


In all seriousness... get her a gift card for some gay womans store.
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#12
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put your dick in a box


*sings* ITS MAH DICK IN A BOX!!

That video brings teh lulz
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#14
A good smack on the tits.
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#15
hey guys can i get the link to that dick in a box video?
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I can fix that.
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I don't....

I think he was implying he'd record said sexual intercourse and share with UG. Uh, please?
#19
squier bullet
its cheap so it dont hurt yo wallet
plus, if she gets good at guitar, you guys start a band and then you can impress her with your guitar wizardry
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#20
Dick in a box? yeah, give er that.

Now, on a serious note, do

This

I mean, seriously, at the very least she'll get a laugh out of it

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