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#1
Lets make a list of some good conversation starters and pickup lines, since there always some threads about that and it could be a useful resource.
I've heard that stupid, little stuff gets girls interested. For example:
Guy: *stares at mouth for a second*
Girl: What is it?!
Guy: You have great teeth.


Post your own!

And please don't post stupid, immature references to IcyHot, buttsecks, or the song "Fermented Ofal Discharge" by Necrophagist. Thanks.
#2
Guy:*stares at breasts for a second*
Girl: What?
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: You bet yer' bottom dollar I do!

Works every time.
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#4
how about the epic "Hi"?
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#5
"wow we should rub some icy hot on us and then have ********* while we listen to fermented ofal discharge by necrophagist"
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#6
Nice thread idea. How about this, but it only works with a girl you've been talking with for a while:
Guy: ::feels girl's shoulder area::
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a braille nametag.
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#8
if you F U C K half as good as you look, i might need more condoms!
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#9
Yeah, I'm pretty sure walking up and saying "Hey good show, eh?" or something to that effect works pretty good.
#10
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"wow we should rub some icy hot on us and then have ********* while we listen to fermented ofal discharge by necrophagist"

+1
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#11
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a place where I could put this...
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#12
"Hey" doesn't generally work lol

Talk about the surroundings

my favorite opener is "I'm buying a puppy, what should I name it" blah blah blah

when you go to a restaurant make a rant based on "What's your favorite thing here?"

Ask about awesome places in the town and why they're awesome and ****

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#13
Guy: *rubbing his pants in a non-sexual way*
girl: What is it?
guy: It's mah dick in a box, giiiiiirl...
girl:
guy: No, seriously, its ****ing uncomfortable.
Girl: MAKE LOVE TO ME
guy: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah...
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#14
I tried this once and it kinda worked.

I was in a smoke shop once, they were having an incense sale, I was on the other side of the table and the guy behind the register was flirting with this really pretty girl, and he asked her if she liked to dance (he was a rastafarian listening to some reggae and he was dancing around a little) and she looked at me and smiled and told him that she had absolutely no rythym whatsoever.

So as she left i came up to her and told her that I felt compelled to tell her that she had such a beautiful smile, and she started blushing and i walked away. Her friend came after me and gave me her number.

EDIT: My point was that sometimes a simple innocent comment like that totally wins her over. I mean if they dont feel pressured or anything, they tend to come after you. Its kinda cool. Only worked once though, I lost the single life a few weeks after I found out that it worked and wasn't brave enough to try again for fear of getting my ass kicked.
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#15
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"wow we should rub some icy hot on us and then have ********* while we listen to fermented ofal discharge by necrophagist"



I haven't posted in like probably a month or so, But people still say Rub icy hot on it?
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#16
Dear x_thurston_x
I'd go for that. Its so sweet. A little lame, but it was just an innocent compliment, you wernt actually trying to pick her up, and if that shows, its less intimidating.
I think I even love you now and the compliment wasn't even directed at me...
How sad.
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#17
what i do is smile at girls for a couple of days then just start talkin to them about stuff that seems to be common interests or what her interests are (you basically have to pick up hints)
#18
So...(mad long pause)...do you deepthroat?
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#19
How about some lines that girls can use on guys???

(anticitpates where this is going)
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#20
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I haven't posted in like probably a month or so, But people still say Rub icy hot on it?


..Yes...
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daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#22
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Dear x_thurston_x
I'd go for that. Its so sweet. A little lame, but it was just an innocent compliment, you wernt actually trying to pick her up, and if that shows, its less intimidating.
I think I even love you now and the compliment wasn't even directed at me...
How sad.


Haha, thank you darlin, you totally just proved my point.

See, if that's not suave, I don't know what is.
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#23
this one actually worked once

yeah sweetheart how would you like to gain 150lbs in less then 10 seconds?

she laughed and said it was the corny-est thing she had ever heard and i talk to her sometimes
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#24
Woot. I was sigged.
+ No problem.

Girls don't need pick up lines, fools.
We could just stand next to you, grab your package, and our work is done.
I would have no respect for someone who did that though..
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#25
"i bet you have a beautiful smile" if she smiles it worked, if not just say "i guess not"
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#27
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Woot. I was sigged.
+ No problem.

Girls don't need pick up lines, fools.
We could just stand next to you, grab your package, and our work is done.
I would have no respect for someone who did that though..



So then i just stand there and don't let you men grab my package?
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#28
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#29
T3gan, your name by any chance isn't Tegan from Doctor Who, is it?

Anyway.

Guy: "Two-tonne penguin"
Chick: "..."
Guy: "Thought I'd say something to break the ice."
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#30
Lol, you are the second person in my entire life to guess thats who I'm named after.
*Claps*
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#31
\m/

The Peter Davison years were the best. Though Tegan's constant moaning gets quite exasperating. I remember seeing your username ages ago and wanting to ask then, but completely forgot.
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#32
To be honest, I've personally never seen an episode of Dr.Who.
Shame, I know.
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#33
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#34
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T3gan, your name by any chance isn't Tegan from Doctor Who, is it?

Anyway.

Guy: "Two-tonne penguin"
Chick: "..."
Guy: "Thought I'd say something to break the ice."

haha
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#35
With a little bit of rewording even the appalling cliches can work. Example:

"So, do you come here often?" becomes "I haven't seen you here before, is this where you usually *insert adjective*"

If you're on a bus, or somewhere you might see the same people every day you could just smile at a girl for a couple of days then say "hi" to her. It's not hard, really.
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#36
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Lol, you are the second person in my entire life to guess thats who I'm named after.
*Claps*


I dropped a kid called Tegan on his head once


Edit: That isn't a chat up line, but I'd love to see the reaction if you just said that to someone in bar!
#37
I've never met a guy Tegan before..
Regan yes, but Tegan no.
When did this thread become about my name?
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#38
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I've never met a guy Tegan before..
Regan yes, but Tegan no.
When did this thread become about my name?


My best friends first lover was called Regan, either way, they're both uncommon names!
#39
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How about some lines that girls can use on guys???

(anticitpates where this is going)


Wanna fuck? is pretty much the only suggestion you'll get...
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#40
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T3gan, your name by any chance isn't Tegan from Doctor Who, is it?

Anyway.

Guy: "Two-tonne penguin"
Chick: "..."
Guy: "Thought I'd say something to break the ice."


This works better if you use "Global warming".
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