#1
The other day, I was approached by my neighbor. She said that she had heard me playing my guitar from my room, and that she was wondering if I could give her daughter guitar lessons.
Ive never given lessons before in my life, and she mentioned that she would pay me, but what should I charge?
I was thinking 10 per lesson (hour long lesson), but my friend says $20.
Anybody got any suggestions?
And no, I will not be having sex with the lady's daughter...This is the pit, I know somebody was thinking it.
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#4
Just do it for $10- it's only an hour and it's what you thought you should be paid- so it's right...don't by into what your friend says; more than what you would get paid at any other job and it's doing something you love. If you teach her good enough you could start teaching other kids

think of 10 turning to 20 to 30 to 40-
sweet **** huh?
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#5
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the real question here is is she hot?

and yes that sounds like a good idea even for 10 bucks


If she's anything like her mom, hell no.

and, Yeah, if giving lessons works out, Id probably start teaching other people.
Its alot more than I make right now ($0)
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I make $200 a month from teaching for a total of 2 hours a week with 4 different students.
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#8
my dads friend offered me free lessons once,he's a 40+ year pro and charges some ridiculous amount of gold per hour but this guy would make vai **** his pants...i declined for fear of being raped cause this guy was a crazy alcoholic who im pretty sure was attracted to me....wat this has to do wit ur story i dont know...

$10 an hour is good,or if the moms a milf u can say its gonna be around $200 or you can blow me
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#10
See, I'm a nice person and would think 'Ah, she's my neighbour and wants to learn to play an instrument. I'll give her lessons for free, and just feel good knowing I've helped someone out".

But then that's because I always feel wretched taking other people's money. Ten bucks seems fine.
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