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#1
Okay, I was walking to a party at my university during Halloween and I told an obnoxious girl in a bumble-bee leotard that she used Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut. She smacked the front of my face so I smacked her in the face. I've heard from numerous people that it isn't right to hit women, but how is that fair? A woman is allowed to smack a man and expect no retaliation? Women want equality, right? I'm not a pimp, but sometimes b**ches need to be smacked.

EDIT: I'm 6'1" and weigh 150 pounds and she was about 5'8" and was thick (a bit stout but not fat).
Last edited by Pliant at Nov 3, 2007,
#2
oh god....


i lol'd

but i kind of agree
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#3
Very funny and very politically incorrect. Way to go haha.
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#4
not really, its wrong to hurt a woman...but she is wrong for hitting you

but its kinda like with black people, i white person cant say ANYTHING to offend them, but as soon as a white person say "nigga" they get in trouble
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#5
i have never hit a woman and i never will
if she hits you TURN AWAY and just walk, ignore her


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#6
Women want equality, right?


i have been sayin this for awhile...

however,u were wrong for saying that and more wrong for slapping her back...men are naturally bigger than women so a smack from a woman will not hurt nearly as much as from a guy,unless she is pretty big herself
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#7
Sorry. It's socially unacceptable to strike a woman—regardless of the situation. I personally think that it's ethically wrong, but hey..suit yourself.

There's a reason they call it a "wife-beater."

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#8
I hate how people are so sexist towards women, Its funny. I think if we hit men they should be able to hit us back.. No one will even play footy with me because i am a girl.
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#9
refer to dave chappelle's killing them softly... just because a woman dresses like a slut doesnt make her one,but just because i dress like a cop doesnt make me one,sometimes it just gets confusing
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#12
If a girl hits you for no good reason, she probably deserves to be hit.

However, I am against getting into a fight with a girl if say you get really ticked off with them. Against the initiating that is, if they initiate it I'm not against it.
#13
I have similar views to you.
My dad completely fkn agrees with you, he's told me on many-an-occation about it.
Just dont hit girls too hard...And expect to get hit back again.
Also, the whole black/white equality thing is stupid. I agree with the fourth post.
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#14
That's what I don't get, women contradict themselves!

They want to be equal to man but when it comes to the crunch they act all helpless and defenceless .etc.

I think if they are gonna hit someone or offend someone they should expect retaliation!
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#15
if a girl ever hit me like that, id do the cliche movie shi>t, grab them and bring them in for a huge kiss


(if shes attractive you know)
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That's what I don't get, women contradict themselves!

They want to be equal to man but when it comes to the crunch they act all helpless and defenceless .etc.

I think if they are gonna hit someone or offend someone they should expect retaliation!

quit talking about yourself that way, b!tch!
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quit talking about yourself that way, b!tch!


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maybe if ppl werent so damn violent and mean we wouldnt have these problems
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Ohhhhhhhh....

check again dude.. that IS a dude in ur pic
but its just to throw us off!
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#20
Sorry you don't slap chicks. Nevar. You shoulda just laughed in her face when she slapped you.
#21


good job showing her which one of you has got a pair!
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check again dude.. that IS a dude in ur pic
but its just to throw us off!


Ummmm...yeah?
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#23
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Okay, I was walking to a party at my university during Halloween and I told an obnoxious girl in a bumble-bee leotard that she used Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut. She smacked the front of my face so I smacked her in the face. I've heard from numerous people that it isn't right to hit women, but how is that fair? A woman is allowed to smack a man and expect no retaliation? Women want equality, right? I'm not a pimp, but sometimes b**ches need to be smacked.


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#24
well one time some girl tried to pull my hair and i put her in a headlock to settle her down and it was like a ugly kinda fat chcick and like everyone claped after i let go beucase she was a bitch to everyone
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Ummmm...yeah?

i appologize for my rash behavior ma'am, wanna ditch this joint and hit the matress with a vengance?
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well one time some girl tried to pull my hair and i put her in a headlock to settle her down and it was like a ugly kinda fat chcick and like everyone claped after i let go beucase she was a bitch to everyone

Fat chicks are different. They don't count, they aren't women.
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Sorry you don't slap chicks. Nevar. You shoulda just laughed in her face when she slapped you.


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#29
sigged. lol
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#30
You can say "Never hit a woman" but until one actually hits you...


...you REALLY get the urge to hit her back.
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#31
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You can say "Never hit a woman" but until one actually hits you...


...you REALLY get the urge to hit her back.

oh i know
my girlfriend smacked me upside the head tonight for saying about chicks overly pierced and stuff 'when i bang one of those chicks, i dunno if im screwin or if im workin on my truck!' and she smacked me.. big deal i made a joke that bothered her.. i took the abuse like a man damnit!
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#32
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oh i know
i took the abuse like a man damnit!


IMO, that's ignorance at its finest.
#33
XD-verry relitive to the web sight bro.

u called her a slut, shes gonna slap you; what I would have done is left it at that 'cuz u can get in **** with any one for hitting a chick.

shell get what she deserves in life anyway.

and hey whats wrong with dresing like a bee ***** i'd look pritty damn hot in that kinda thing XD
#34
Thats interesting. It is definitely morally incorrect. However i don't like the sound of this girl already. It depends, as long as you didn't hit her any harder than she hit you I wouldn't give a ****.
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#35
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I hate how people are so sexist towards women, Its funny. I think if we hit men they should be able to hit us back.. No one will even play footy with me because i am a girl.

I agree. However, in this case...he shouldn't have gone up to someone just to be a dick like that. I mean, even if she did dress up like that for the reason he suggested, should he still say something like that?

I do agree that nobody should feel like they can get away with striking someone else just because of who/what they are.
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#37
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Okay, I was walking to a party at my university during Halloween and I told an obnoxious girl in a bumble-bee leotard that she used Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut.
This was your first mistake. Just who the fuck do you think you are, judging other people?

Did she ask for your opinion? NO.

If you want to think she's obnoxious and dressed like a slut, fine.
But keep it to yourself, dipshit. LOSE 10 POINTS.

YOU: -10 points

HER: 0 points


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She smacked the front of my face ...
That should come as no surprise. You acted like a jerk. Hitting people is always bad business, but it's easy to understand WHY she did the wrong thing. SHE LOSES 2 POINTS. It would be 10, but you were a jerk to her.

YOU: -10 points

HER: -2 points


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...so I smacked her in the face.
This was your second mistake.You were wrong for saying what you did. She reacted poorly. You compounded the problem by reacting poorly.

YOU: -20 points

HER: -2 points


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I've heard from numerous people that it isn't right to hit women
You heard right, yet you hit her anyway? LOSE 5 MORE POINTS.

YOU: -25 points

HER: -2 points


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... but how is that fair?
Forget about fair. Do the right thing, and you won't BE in that situation. A man would know this. A boy doesn't. LOSE 10 POINTS for being a boy.

YOU: -35 points

HER: -2 points


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A woman is allowed to smack a man and expect no retaliation? Women want equality, right?
If she was a guy, she would have kicked your ass and left you a bloody mess, in a ditch alongside the road. LOSE 10 MORE POINTS for being stupid.

YOU: -45 points

HER: -2 points


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I'm not a pimp...
You aren't anything CLOSE to being a pimp, little boy. LOSE 5 MORE POINTS for stating the obvious.

YOU: -50 points

HER: -2 points


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... but sometimes b**ches need to be smacked.
Maybe. But leave that to the pimps who know how, why, and when to do it. LOSE 50 points for thinking you compare to a pimp.

Pimp >> You.


FINAL SCORE:

YOU: -100 points

HER: -2 points


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This was your first mistake. Just who the fuck do you think you are, judging other people?

Did she ask for your opinion? NO.

If you want to think she's obnoxious and dressed like a slut, fine.
But keep it to yourself, dipshit. LOSE 10 POINTS.

YOU: -10 points

HER: 0 points


That should come as no surprise. You acted like a jerk. Hitting people is always bad business, but it's easy to understand WHY she did the wrong thing. SHE LOSES 2 POINTS. It would be 10, but you were a jerk to her.

YOU: -10 points

HER: -2 points


This was your second mistake.You were wrong for saying what you did. She reacted poorly. You compounded the problem by reacting poorly.

YOU: -20 points

HER: -2 points


You heard right, yet you hit her anyway? LOSE 5 MORE POINTS.

YOU: -25 points

HER: -2 points


Forget about fair. Do the right thing, and you won't BE in that situation. A man would know this. A boy doesn't. LOSE 10 POINTS for being a boy.

YOU: -35 points

HER: -2 points


If she was a guy, she would have kicked your ass and left you a bloody mess, in a ditch alongside the road. LOSE 10 MORE POINTS for being stupid.

YOU: -45 points

HER: -2 points


You aren't anything CLOSE to being a pimp, little boy. LOSE 5 MORE POINTS for stating the obvious.

YOU: -50 points

HER: -2 points


Maybe. But leave that to the pimps who know how, why, and when to do it. LOSE 50 points for thinking you compare to a pimp.

Pimp >> You.


FINAL SCORE:

YOU: -100 points

HER: -2 points


Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200.

Just grow up, little boy.
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Basically what I was going to say only expressed like so:

#39
To be honest... I don't know you at all... But if I saw that **** go down, I would've decked you soon as you hit her. You don't hit women, ESPECIALLY when she hit you because you're a douchewad. Hitting women don't fly when I'm around. I don't care if I get my ass beat or not, which doesn't happen too often, I'm not standing idly by while a man hits a woman.
#40
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Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



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