#1
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071102/ap_on_re_us/judge_removed
RICHMOND, Va. - A judge who ordered a woman to drop her pants and decided a custody dispute by flipping a coin was removed from the bench by the Virginia Supreme Court on Friday. The decision against Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court Judge James Michael Shull of Gate City was unanimous.

The pants-dropping incidents, the court said, "were even more egregious."
A court bailiff testified before the commission that after the hearing, he asked Shull, "Did you see what that lady had on?" According to the bailiff, Shull replied: "Yeah, a black lacy thing ... it looked good, didn't it?"


All I can say is

There's not much discussion value, but what the hell. What do you guys think? It seems to me that the whole world is heading down the path of "lulz" as most would put it.
#3
.. flipped a coin...


And I learned a new word today... "egregious".
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#5
Quote by Mad Marius
And I learned a new word today... "egregious".

I've only heard that word one other time in my life.
#9
hey thats like 2 hours away from me. makes me feel like my state is stupid


sucks stephen colbert isnt running for pres too.


edit:

"A court bailiff testified before the commission that after the hearing, he asked Shull, "Did you see what that lady had on?" According to the bailiff, Shull replied: "Yeah, a black lacy thing ... it looked good, didn't it?"

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#10
Quote by Minkaro
Could this be the start of a new judging trend?

Eenie meenie minie mo
Into prison you go


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#11
Quote by Minkaro
Could this be the start of a new judging trend?

Eenie meenie minie mo
Into prison you go


On the charge of manslaughter and rape the court finds you...

... anybody got a quarter?
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#12
Quote by Td_Nights
Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#13
I'm just waiting until there are sponsored court cases.

"All rise for the honorable Judge Smith"

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#15
Quote by Mad Marius
On the charge of manslaughter and rape the court finds you...

... anybody got a quarter?

"Your sentence will...*rolls 2 dice* - 7 years in prison!"

"Objection, your honor! I demand a re-roll!"
#16
Let's just roll a 20-sided die. If you get a natural 20, you die. If you get a 1, you get off. The in-betweens are the years you're in prison.
#17
Quote by Archaon
"Your sentence will...*rolls 2 dice* - 7 years in prison!"

"Objection, your honor! I demand a re-roll!"


Objection denied, due to my level 2 Power of the State special ability...

However, as retaliation, I shall use my Scales of Justice to reroll, with a x2+1 modifier.
#18
Quote by JuicyMango
Let's just roll a 20-sided die. If you get a natural 20, you die. If you get a 1, you get off. The in-betweens are the years you're in prison.



*Judge rolls d20*
*scores a 20*

Judge: "CRITICAL HIT!!! I sentence you to death."

Defendant: "No, wait! Don't I get a reflex save or something?!"
#20
Quote by Archaon


*Judge rolls d20*
*scores a 20*

Judge: "CRITICAL HIT!!! I sentence you to death."

Defendant: "No, wait! Don't I get a reflex save or something?!"


Judge: No! Your dexterity is far too low!
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#22
Quote by Nutter_101
Judge: No! Your dexterity is far too low!

"But don't my Nike shoes give me a +2 bonus? "

- "Still doesn't validate a relfex save. JAIL'D LOLOL!!"


Okay, I think we've taken it far enough.


...Or have we?
#24
What are you people talking about?
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#25
Quote by Mad Marius
What are you people talking about?

I don't even know anymore.