#1
So, one of my female friends is agreeing to give me her sisters glass pipe, in return for a "surprise" of my choice. i know shes flirting and as far as I know, she is interested in a dating/serious relationship with me. suggestions?
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#2
Get the piece and fool around.
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#4
a smoking pipe
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



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#5
play "crouching tiger hidden penis" with her?
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#8
So your getting a pipe and a "surprise"

What suggestions are there to be made, just accept the pipe and get your sex
#9
A "surprise," huh...I can think of a way that you can use this to your advantage...


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You can make it SpongeBob-themed!

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i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



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#13
So you get two things and in return you have to give absolutely nothing? How come you have to even think about it?
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#16
Your asking us if you should
A) Get high and have sex.
B) Do nothing.

Your a dumb ass.
Feed your mind.
#17
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Your asking us if you should
A) Get high and have sex.
B) Do nothing.

You're a dumb ass.


Fixed.

(I love when people make that mistake when insulting the intelligence of others.)
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#18
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Fixed.

(I love when people make that mistake when insulting the intelligence of others.)



First off it was a joke, second off I do to which is why I'm pointing out that you didn't fix the top one.
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#19
you forgot to fix the first "Your" into "You're"...
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#20
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First off it was a joke, second off I do to which is why I'm pointing out that you didn't fix the top one.
and let this be the last time in the thread that anyone points out the incorrect grammar of another

i'm only pointing that out because you're trying to correct someone else (to a degree)
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#21
Here's my take on what you should do in this situation:

Agree, and wait a few weeks. Then ask out to a classy date to a fancy local joint. "Aw, this is the best surprise ever," she'll say. And you'll reply, "The surprise hasn't come yet." Have your romantic dinner, then take her back to your place. As you kiss her goodnight, you'll say, "So, do you want your surprise now?"

Surprise! Date rape!
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#23
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Here's my take on what you should do in this situation:

Agree, and wait a few weeks. Then ask out to a classy date to a fancy local joint. "Aw, this is the best surprise ever," she'll say. And you'll reply, "The surprise hasn't come yet." Have your romantic dinner, then take her back to your place. As you kiss her goodnight, you'll say, "So, do you want your surprise now?"

Surprise! Date rape!



Great. You made me spit water all over my keyboard. "date rape". Maybe that should be sigged.
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#24
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Surprise! Date rape!



best line ever. Im debating on sigging that

EDIT: consider yourself sigged
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