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So theres these kids (they are about 8-12 years old) that live across the street from me who are always ding dong ditching us (mainly cause my little brother keeps coming out and getting pissed). They kept on doing it today, and my lttle brother asked my mom to get them to stop . So my mom goes over their, talks to their mom about it, and she says "Oh theyre just having fun". So I decided, how much "fun" would it be if I ding dong ditched them constantly. But at night, from 3-5 AM.

So, my question is, can it get in legal trouble for this somehow?

and anyone else ever do anything like this?
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#4
I had this problem once, so i took one of the guys and had a little prep talk with him.

I said "son, when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned.
"Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
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#5
Ding Dong Ditch, I have never heard that before. just get a group of mates hide behind tress/wall, wait for the attack and then egg them.
#6
hahaha!
thats such a good idea.
do it to them constantly.
and then if they complain say
"i was just having fun"
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I had this problem once, so i took one of the guys and had a little prep talk with him.

I said "son, when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned.
"Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."


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#8
Isn't this why they invented shotguns, porches, rocking chairs and Utah?
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Get a new doorbell, there are two that i think will help you
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#10
dude go for it, and if you live near houston, texas, i will join you. XD
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#11
Smear dogshit on your doorbell. As for knocking on theirs, I have no idea, but I'm guessing they'll be able to work out it's you, and will contact the authorities.
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WTF Juno!? Just why?? EVERY THREAD!! Yeah,it would be a good laugh lol,make video's and broadcast them on YouTube :P
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lol
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#17
We in Ye Olde UK call it 'Knock-a-door run'


Just do it. Here it's illegal as disturbing the piece. But no one cares. Just do it. Arseholes.
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So theres these kids (they are about 8-12 years old) that live across the street from me who are always ding dong ditching us (mainly cause my little brother keeps coming out and getting pissed). They kept on doing it today, and my lttle brother asked my mom to get them to stop . So my mom goes over their, talks to their mom about it, and she says "Oh theyre just having fun". So I decided, how much "fun" would it be if I ding dong ditched them constantly. But at night, from 3-5 AM.

So, my question is, can it get in legal trouble for this somehow?

and anyone else ever do anything like this?

Well to be serious, I wouldn't do nothing like that because that's just immature to stoop to that level, But it would actually work because the mum would know why you're doing it and punish the child.
#21
As for all the doorbell comments, its not like they are the only ones that come... I have an airsoft gun and was thinking of shooting the door, but i dont know wether it would damage it or not... anyone know?
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Well to be serious, I wouldn't do nothing like that because that's just immature to stoop to that level, But it would actually work because the mum would know why you're doing it and punish the child.

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#23
nah...just do it and tell us how it was xD
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No, I said I personally wouldn't do it, but it probably would work regardless how childish it sounds.
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Isn't this why they invented shotguns, porches, rocking chairs and Utah?


Probally more of that in Montana, Wyoming, and the South then in Utah. Mostly Mormons here that think guns are evil.
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We in Ye Olde UK call it 'Knock-a-door run'


Just do it. Here it's illegal as disturbing the piece. But no one cares. Just do it. Arseholes.



Knock-a-door run..?

It's 'knock down ginger'.

NO IDEA why though.
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Knock-a-door run..?

It's 'knock down ginger'.

NO IDEA why though.

We like to call it 'ring the doorbell and hide round the corner'.
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The power to feel with others give.
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but do you think shooting the door with an airsoft gun would damage it?


Probably not an airsoft gun, but a proper air rifle certainly would. Pest control use them to killz0r stuff.
#31
Just get a paintball gun and hide, wait for them to come and shoot at them. Don't actually hit them as that could get you in legal trouble, but shoot around them and watch them **** their pants as they run.

Or, get a cap gun, remove the orange peice at the tip and fire that. Since they are stupid kids they will think its a real gun.
#32
Do you have a glass door or a window in your main door? If so, break one or both, tell your mom you were ding-dong-ditched again, and this time, they broke your window 'cos you told their mom about it.
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#34
1) ring doorbell
2) unload on them with airsoft gun when they open the door
3) run away

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#35
On the topic of airsoft guns, I need a charger for mine. I have a full size automatic rifle, but I lost my charger ages ago so it no longer works
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On the topic of airsoft guns, I need a charger for mine. I have a full size automatic rifle, but I lost my charger ages ago so it no longer works

mine just broke. i cant **** it anymore.

edit: the "****" was "cock"

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#37
In Iowa we call it both ding dong ditch and ****** knocking. yea no "a". straight up ******. anyway...Ding dong ditch the hell out of them and when they pissed and come out side, shot at them with a paintball gun.
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In Iowa we call it both ding dong ditch and ****** knocking. yea no "a". straight up ******. anyway...Ding dong ditch the hell out of them and when they pissed and come out side, shot at them with a paintball gun.



I said nigga, cause ****** is censcored.

my house is right across the street.

should I run to my house or hide by the side of their house?
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#40
If the mom said that, then I'd say ding dong ditching their house late at night is only fair and a good idea. I rembember ding dong ditching back in the day, it was always funner when it was done naked.
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